Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Kobes was a premie with underdeveloped lungs, right? I'd wager the constant smoking will get him before the alcohol, and that's not even delving into whatever potential organ failures he might already have.
We should make a dead pool for his organs. Which will be the first to require medical intervention/hospitalization?

1. Teeth/gums
2. Lungs
3. Pancreas
4. Liver
5. Heart
6. Brain (mental health counts too)
7. Genitals
8. Skin
9. Bones
10. Eyes
11. Digestive tract
 
I only watch highlight vids, so not as well versed as some here, but has he bitched about stomach issues?
He's puked as well as fell unconscious quite a bit, made mixed drinks consisting of multiple "hard" alcohols, and definitely pregames his videos. Stumbled and broke shit without realizing it until the next day, etc. He's well past drinking problem.
 
We should make a dead pool for his organs. Which will be the first to require medical intervention/hospitalization?

1. Teeth/gums
2. Lungs
3. Pancreas
4. Liver
5. Heart
6. Brain (mental health counts too)
7. Genitals
8. Skin
9. Bones
10. Eyes
11. Digestive tract
Now would a full extraction and denture fitting count? Because I feel like that could be the easiest to "deal with" as far as a major medical problem. Unless you mean infection leading to sepsis, which is arguably just as likely...
 
He actually doesn't drink that much at one time and he has very low alcohol tolerance for someone who gets drunk almost every day. He might be taking muscle relaxers or something on top of the alcohol.
He drinks a lot. I’ve seen him drink a fifth of whiskey mixed with high proof beers and shots. He can die from that.
 
He drinks a lot. I’ve seen him drink a fifth of whiskey mixed with high proof beers and shots. He can die from that.
The Memorial Day stream with Dwarflinyb and the Jelly Belly water additive videos are two of the drunkest I've seen him get. I always reference those two instances when people start talking about him not drinking a lot.
 
I've also seen him pass out after drinking less than a 6 pack.
That is because he has been drinking prior to the stream

He like any food that manly. Also, his ribs are always undercooked. But a worms can’t infected an autistic. That’s illegal

He also probably has almost no taste, so he has to jack the flavor up to even taste it.
 
Why the FUCK does he keep trying to cook ribs? Who is asking him to do this?! ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Because one day it's going to go viral TROLLE. then he will get his youtube monetization back and then he can start saving for his clocktower manshun!! get blocked dood.
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He like any food that is manly. Also, his ribs are always undercooked. But worms can’t infected an autistic. That’s illegal
I wish he'd go back to making burgers at least he'd be less likely to get food poisoning. He said in a previous video that he lets the ribs get to room temp before cooking them.
 
I wish he'd go back to making burgers at least he'd be less likely to get food poisoning. He said in a previous video that he lets the ribs get to room temp before cooking them.
Letting them hit room temp is actually a good idea. Whether he eats that shit undercooked is the problem. Seeing his dirty hands with shitty chipping nail polish also does not help
 
I wish he'd go back to making burgers at least he'd be less likely to get food poisoning. He said in a previous video that he lets the ribs get to room temp before cooking them.
Ground beef can leave you sick if it isn’t cooked well.
The same generous paypig that got him the lathe should get him an indoor smoker so that he can screw it up and smoke out the entire floor of his building make delicious smoked ribs without needing an outdoor grill
I want him to deep fry a turkey this coming thanksgiving. Lol
 
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