Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TurdFondler]

Pure kino

 

[Bogliacci]

There's a shot of his brush, you can see how much fuckin hair must come off his scalp when he brushes every blue moon

 

[Terrorist]

Looks into a beer bottle like a spyglass...puts a drink combo to his ear like a conch shell...is our boy's true destiny nautical? "Well toobs, I got Shanghaied but it is what it is."

 

[CerealKilla420]

Another tactical soap """""commercial""""" only after a couple days.

Probably the shortest duration of time between showers he's had in years.

This is probably the best video Cobra has ever made.

I pretty much have to order a bar of this shit now - I have to know what it smells like.

My guess is something like Axe Body spray in bar form.

 

[January Cyst]

- I have to know what it smells like.

Mr. Green (the guy who visited Cobes) was on one of Seizure's last streams and he said Josh smelled fine, but the tactical soap smells kinda weird but not in a bad way. Just an unusual detergenty smell.

 

[mdrop22]

Looks into a beer bottle like a spyglass...puts a drink combo to his ear like a conch shell...is our boy's true destiny nautical? "Well toobs, I got Shanghaied but it is what it is."

He's Captain Cobes sailing the Boglim Seas matey.

This is my favorite edit of him staring into a bottle:

He also put some wands up for sale 6 or so hours ago and they're already gone.

 

[January Cyst]

Our boy cobes has been stuck in auto pilot for quite a few months now.
Between shaking the bottle, peering into it like a telescope to repeating the same (pretty much ad verbum) rant on soap or gender relations the streams are mostly the same.
With a distinct lack of a supporting cast after Warlord's disappearance this isn't going to get better.

 

[Golgo 13]

I emailed him in the middle of 2020, just gotta wait patiently and I'm sure he'll reply. For those wondering, "Tom " is an alias I like to use. My persuasion strats were:

-Convince the guy I'm someone of even minor influence
-Honest content, make it clear I talk about Cobra on my channel.
-Make him aware that Josh talks about Bond nonstop. In hindsight I wish I'd goaded him into "setting the facts straight" by making it sound like Josh is spreading misinformation.
-Offer him an opportunity to plug the hell out of his snake oil
-End with a personal story to sound more human, while also flattering him

I would be interested in that vid, I am patiently waiting for your next snakebones episode.

 

[dillybars]

I just started watching these streams. Who sent him the White House letter?

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I just started watching these streams. Who sent him the White House letter?

Donald J Trump Himself, bud

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

>you will never stand in a shower too small for two people, standing awkwardly close to cobra and occasionally brushing up against one another while trying to share the stream from the shower head. He’ll never offer to share his bond soap with you when he realizes all you have is Irish springs. He’ll never take the bar of Bond tactical soap back and say “naw dude you’re not lathering it up enough, you got- YOU GOTTA scrub like this” as he moves closer to you and begins scrubbing your naked body.

Why fucking live bros? WHY FUCKING LIVE?!

 

[Fuerza]

Jord weens made a new subreddit for whatever reason, and have dug up Alicia Rhodey's pic.

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This new boards seems to be significantly more "WingsofRedemption Community" inspired than the OG one and they seem to be openly trying to contact Ellen more and more, much to the old boards frustration. I'd say we're probably past the Rubicon where we'll start seeing psychotics make a much more active effort to get a hold of people in Jord's day to day life.

Get your chuckles in while you can, gang. I see shit getting really faggy really quickly with this new crowd getting involved.

And one of the mods is a full on chomo supporter saying cyraxx is a better person than cobra.

Sorry if it’s out of order.

The cherry on top is the threat to ban the person which is exactly why they made the sub. They’re going to eat themselves alive.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

And one of the mods is a full on chomo supporter saying cyraxx is a better person than cobra.

Sorry if it’s out of order.

The cherry on top is the threat to ban the person which is exactly why they made the sub. They’re going to eat themselves alive.

That dude gets buttblasted that cobra harasses and “menaces” Ellen and turns around and continually messages her on fb taunting her despite her asking to be left alone and for people to stop messaging her.

When people call him out on his absurd hypocrisy he says “how is cobra menacing and harassing a woman at all the same as just using facebooks messaging feature?” Without any hint of irony that he’s using said feature to menace and harass the same woman. “What? I’m not doing anything wrong! I’m just using fb messenger!” Yeah, and you’re using it to continually message somebody who has not given you permission and repeatedly asks for you to STOP which you completely ignore. Y’know, the dictionary definition of harassment.

He’s legitimately an unhinged sociopath. Basically the cobraverse official ‘A-Log’ equivalent. You can tell he seethes over cobras misdeeds because he’s committed much of the same and it’s just pure reflection and projection of his guilty conscious. For example he would rant at length about how cobra was using pills and being a pill abuser and then openly admitted to abusing Ritalin himself lmao. He had himself all worked up and convince cobra was buying pills off Angie or whatever until cobra said that he had a Ritalin script when he was younger and refused to take it and he was like “what why wouldn’t he take Ritalin? I use it all the time it’s awesome!”

Dudes a bigger pillhead than cobra talking about what a piece of shit cobra is for taking pills. Can’t make this shit up hahah

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

That dude gets buttblasted that cobra harasses and “menaces” Ellen and turns around and continually messages her on fb taunting her despite her asking to be left alone and for people to stop messaging her.

When people call him out on his absurd hypocrisy he says “how is cobra menacing and harassing a woman at all the same as just using facebooks messaging feature?” Without any hint of irony that he’s using said feature to menace and harass the same woman. “What? I’m not doing anything wrong! I’m just using fb messenger!” Yeah, and you’re using it to continually message somebody who has not given you permission and repeatedly asks for you to STOP which you completely ignore. Y’know, the dictionary definition of harassment.

He’s legitimately an unhinged sociopath. Basically the cobraverse official ‘A-Log’ equivalent. You can tell he seethes over cobras misdeeds because he’s committed much of the same and it’s just pure reflection and projection of his guilty conscious. For example he would rant at length about how cobra was using pills and being a pill abuser and then openly admitted to abusing Ritalin himself lmao. He had himself all worked up and convince cobra was buying pills off Angie or whatever until cobra said that he had a Ritalin script when he was younger and refused to take it and he was like “what why wouldn’t he take Ritalin? I use it all the time it’s awesome!”

Dudes a bigger pillhead than cobra talking about what a piece of shit cobra is for taking pills. Can’t make this shit up hahah

Also admitted to taking morphine and loads of other shit in the newest discord. The boy is actually more insufferable than cobes.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Also admitted to taking morphine and loads of other shit in the newest discord. The boy is actually more insufferable than cobes.

A lolcow tale as old as time like with any good ‘A-log’ his vehement hatred of cobra is purely misplaced hatred of himself projected onto somebody else. Maybe we should stop using ‘A-Log’ for this type of person in the context of the cobraverse and just start calling them ‘Bacon Grippers’ or some shit kek

 

[Fuerza]

A lolcow tale as old as time like with any good ‘A-log’ his vehement hatred of cobra is purely misplaced hatred of himself projected onto somebody else. Maybe we should stop using ‘A-Log’ for this type of person in the context of the cobraverse and just start calling them ‘Bacon Grippers’ or some shit kek

A logs and B grips, twu

 

[daBonehead]

Someone paid Cobra $50 to shave his pits on stream which he did, then he immediately ended the stream to go buy beer TWU

 

[Baby Cakes]

Someone paid Cobra $50 to shave his pits on stream which he did, then he immediately ended the stream to go by beer TWU
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He leaves as soon as he makes his money. He might be back tonight because of compulsion.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He leaves as soon as he makes his money. He might be back tonight because of compulsion.

He most likely will be back with some shitty beer …. And asking for more money.

 

[TurdFondler]

Pavlovian response twu

Log on > get money > buy beer