Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Associate Rick]

The idea of Josh waking up at noon to bang his churchbell with a ballpeen hammer like Quasimodo is fuckin' too much.

Fuck off dood, I'm autistic!

 

[Check Your Roof]

I made Cobes as a custom character in Elden Ring. This is about as close as I could get, which is pretty damn close. No, he doesn't have red hair btw, I guess it's the lighting that makes it look red. I will get people the slider info so they can do it on their own if enough people want it.

 

[Umaibae]

He freaked out in a recent livestream because Clint texted to say his account is overdrawn. Jord says something to the effect of "Why not text to say, 'You're doing a good job, Josh?'"

lol

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He freaked out in a recent livestream because Clint texted to say his account is overdrawn. Jord says something to the effect of "Why not text to say, 'You're doing a good job, Josh?'"

That would just sound sarcastic as fuck

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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It's no "cut the shit I'd rather cut the cheese", but it's damn close

 

[chimpSculpture]

That would just sound sarcastic as fuck

Do you think he can pick up on sarcasm? How do you think he came to believe he has thousands of fans across the world that want to fuck him?

 

[RL Steinbeck]

subse-quentint-ly

[edit to avoid double-posting]

I had to punctuate his smugness in this one:

 

[Info Player Start]

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I made Cobes as a custom character in Elden Ring. This is about as close as I could get, which is pretty damn close. No, he doesn't have red hair btw, I guess it's the lighting that makes it look red. I will get people the slider info so they can do it on their own if enough people want it.

It looks like a dead ringer to me

 

[TurdFondler]

Same energy

 

[Q_Anon1001]

He freaked out in a recent livestream because Clint texted to say his account is overdrawn. Jord says something to the effect of "Why not text to say, 'You're doing a good job, Josh?'"

lol

I wonder which account is overdrawn or even how many accounts he has. I always assumed he had 2 bank accounts. his paypal account where he gets his donations and other online income. And his checking account linked to his debit card that is managed by his dad and where his SSI gets deposited.

I find it hard to believe that the account managed by his dad is overdrawn, isn't that where he supposedly has the extra ssi saved up? Or is there also a savings account?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

gothickingfatass has a new review out

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I find it hard to believe that the account managed by his dad is overdrawn, isn't that where he supposedly has the extra ssi saved up? Or is there also a savings account?

Clint probably setup a basic Savings and Checking Account. You know for a fact Cobes couldn’t be trusted to do actual responsible adult shit, which is kinda interesting because that’s a basic function of living alone — something Clint decided the Boglim can do with no problems. PayPal is probably just linked to his checking, which he spends as soon as possible.

I also seriously doubt he has any money saved up in any account Josh has access to. The tard would inevitably decide beer or doordash is more important than a nest egg. Clint finds out when Cobes sends texts asking for money when he should be fine for the rest of the month, so he looks in the account and finds it withdrawn and gets pissy. He’s probably constantly putting in an influx of money.

He’s the one paying for this entire shitshow.

 

[TurdFondler]

The only worthwhile clintervention would be de-linking the paypal, disabling overdrafts and set up the rent auto deposit to hit the day before rent is due, assuming Clint isn't paying that from his own accounts.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

I really don't understand how he's still allowed to overdraft and whatnot. Is it because when it ultimately comes down to it, Clint would have to threaten him with moving back home or go to a group home and he knows he won't follow through. Also how can Josh be so bad with money. He has to know right and just not care?

 

[TurdFondler]

I think some shit tier burger banks won't let you turn off overdraft until you have a real adult account. I've only heard this from alarmists and commies tho.

PayPal can take a day or two to clear, if you buy a bunch of stuff it's easy to lose track of what's already out. So if you just spent $80 on a sick drink combo and Wendy's Famous Dave's Famous Bowl, you could mistakenly spend another $80 on mango swisher sweets, rockstar and some food hacks at the gas station.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I really don't understand how he's still allowed to overdraft and whatnot. Is it because when it ultimately comes down to it, Clint would have to threaten him with moving back home or go to a group home and he knows he won't follow through.

Clint probably put overdraft protection on it, figuring 'just-in-case' and Cobes abuses the hell out of it. I can imagine he doesn't tell Clint it's for girly whiskey and mountain dew, but instead makes up some half-cocked excuse.

Clint would have to threaten him with moving back home or go to a group home and he knows he won't follow through. Also how can Josh be so bad with money. He has to know right and just not care?

It's a good point that Clint lost all credibility in carrying out his threats. He has given up on the fucker and is just running damage control. It would take some massive incident for him to actually do something, and only then probably because it's his only option or the law or health situation has limited them.

As for the money... Cobes is fucking retarded. Like super-duper retarded.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Every time I look at Cobes I just start laughing my ass off, like how did this fucking thing pass through a man's penis and make it to the egg first? Like how did mother nature not just sterilize that gene line, omfg ya'lll... THIS is the shit Christian need to bring up to prove evolution is false!!!

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Every time I look at Cobes I just start laughing my ass off, like how did this fucking thing pass through a man's penis and make it to the egg first? Like how did mother nature not just sterilize that gene line, omfg ya'lll... THIS is the shit Christian need to bring up to prove evolution is false!!!

I want to say Homedad admitted he was a premie who barely survived to begin with, and has a couple of non-mental birth defects in addition to his obvious retardation. In a simpler time, he likely would have been left in a dumpster somewhere

 

[Bogliacci]

I want to say Homedad admitted he was a premie who barely survived to begin with, and has a couple of non-mental birth defects in addition to his obvious retardation. In a simpler time, he likely would have been left in a dumpster somewhere

Dont forget the obvious fetal alcohol syndrome. It's crazy that Cobes even tries to deny it at this point.

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes is live drinking warm well shaken bud light and rambling about trannies again