Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
StoicMoose said:
Lmfao, putting on ozzy osbourne to cheer up and Im thinking "Yeah its just going to be crazy train" and holy shit it was. Never change, cobes, you ultimate poser.
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lol love it when he list his fave ozzy songs and they all are black sabbath songs and crazy train. also, ozzy sucks so much. the only people who listen to him now are boomers who afraid to get into harder metal. ffs mall goth cobra
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
lol love it when he list his fave ozzy songs and they all are black sabbath songs and crazy train. also, ozzy sucks so much. the only people who listen to him now are boomers who afraid to get into harder metal. ffs mall goth cobra
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He also just reads them off of his itunes, he doesn't actually know many off the top of his head.
 
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StoicMoose said:
He also just reads them off of his itunes, he doesn't actually know many off the top of his head.
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lol yeah, I remember one person asked what his fave ozzy songs are and he paused and looked on his computer to read something. the only thing I ask for in life is for ozzy to die before cobra does. I just want to see how he will react to it
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
lol yeah, I remember one person asked what his fave ozzy songs are and he paused and looked on his computer to read something. the only thing I ask for in life is for ozzy to die before cobra does. I just want to see how he will react to it
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Another 911 stream but more wasted, more crying, more delusions of him being ozzys biggest fan and being a new version of him. He'll pour cheap booze on the floor and beg for paypal in honor of ozzy.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
Another 911 stream but more wasted, more crying, more delusions of him being ozzys biggest fan and being a new version of him. He'll pour cheap booze on the floor and beg for paypal in honor of ozzy.
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he brings out his shotgun and threaten to join Ozzy. lol the police will have to drag him into a psych ward. c'mon ozzy, you're 73 years old. I can't keep waiting.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
I don't like clint, but all the newfags can't understand that he can't do shit. josh is an adult; clint can't tell him what to do. I remember someone suggest that clint refuse to give josh his ssi unless he stops drinking. well, that stealing. christ, reddit downies are annoying. I had a feeling once cobra became more mainstream, there would be more faggots trying to make "sagas" and trying to get internet fame.
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People don't seem to understand or realize that group homes, rehab, or whatever the fuck people want Clint to do isn't going to stop Josh from doing whatever the fuck he wants.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
People don't seem to understand or realize that group homes, rehab, or whatever the fuck people want Clint to do isn't going to stop Josh from doing whatever the fuck he wants.
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group home, you have rules, you can't drink, and they will take almost all of josh's ssi, so he would hate it and leave. he won't go to rehab unless the court ordered it, and, no, clint can't make him go.
 
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People don't seem to understand or realize that group homes, rehab, or whatever the fuck people want Clint to do isn't going to stop Josh from doing whatever the fuck he wants.
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He'll find a way, whatever the circumstances, to do his thing. Clint could make it harder for Cobes to do his thing, and some concerned folks may feel he's obliged to, but he can't keep Cobes from being a retarded drunk. The status quo at least keeps a roof over Cobes head, and maintains a shitty veneer of independence. It isn't sustainable, but it does provide the occasional moments of amusing content.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
I'm kinda understanding where Josh gets it from now.

Legitimate praise for doing something right = fuk u trole
Chastising for doing something wrong = fuk u trole
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There's a difference in receiving legitimate praise from a respected peer or family member and receiving praise from a complete stranger who shouldn't have your number and is laughing at you and your sons perpetual downward spiral after you just had to postpone plans to spend time with your retarded son on his birthday due to him being retarded in a way you can't fix despite wanting too.

Granted I would just block all of these people without responding instead of giving them the pleasure to see how angry and hurt I am by my retarded sons behavior.
 
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Potion_Time said:
There's a difference in receiving legitimate praise from a respected peer or family member and receiving praise from a complete stranger who shouldn't have your number and is laughing at you and your sons perpetual downward spiral after you just had to postpone plans to spend time with your retarded son on his birthday due to him being retarded in a way you can't fix despite wanting too.

Granted I would just block all of these people without responding instead of giving them the pleasure to see how angry and hurt I am by my retarded sons behavior.
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How old is Josh now? 31? 32? This dude is a grown ass fucking man. He has every right to drink and get fucked up if he wants to.

If he is too drunk that his father doesn't want to hang out with him, that's perfectly understandable as well.

A father doesn't want to hang out with his child while he's drunk. What kind of mom or dad would?

Josh is old enough to know what he wants to do. He knows right from wrong. Instead, he cries and tries to get sympathy from both the trolls and the ones who admire him.

This is why I don't feel sympathy.
 
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