Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Though I don't know the genres name specifically (I'm sure someone here will) there's this type of death/extreme/melodic whatever metal that's this bizzare combination of almost classical sounding musical aesthetic with growling vocals that's essentially just noise (think almost a faggy version of Burzum). I'd bet money he thinks he's doing a version of that.
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Do you have an example? I tried searching "Orchestral Death Metal" but that sounds less orchestral than your typical Melodic Death Metal (funnily enough).
There is Symphonic Death Metal as well, I am listening in right now, maybe this?
Although the line between that and Melodic Death Metal seems... more than blurry.
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Actual freeze frame of cobes seeing his curdled cauldron drink combo
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"if only you knew how bad things really are"

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I am just watching this, is that a bottle of Disaronno on the counter behind him?
Did he make a combo with that?
You could probably make a nice drink with that, or the most horrible one I can imagine...
The bacon cheese double quarter pounder with extra bacon and cheese with fries and pull-apart donut and honey and mayo is... interesting...
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
The other night he mixed G-fuel and I wanna say Mountain Dew … then signed off to go to sleep. I have no clue how the fuck he could sit still let alone go to sleep after that. He’s like Buddy from Elf
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He must have built up a pretty good caffeine tolerance, maybe that's why he is into G-Fuel now?
On the other hand, he must've built it up on almost pure mountain dew, I think he wasn't so much into energy drinks before right?
IIRC he had one can (also powder) some time ago though

Edit: The freaking lighter on a leash is the most boglim toddler thing I have ever seen.
 
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Generic Retard said:
He must have built up a pretty good caffeine tolerance, maybe that's why he is into G-Fuel now?
On the other hand, he must've built it up on almost pure mountain dew, I think he wasn't so much into energy drinks before right?
IIRC he had one can (also powder) some time ago though
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Waiting for the day his heart explodes from all the mountain dew and energy drinks. Knew someone who's heart did, just replace energy drinks with coffee.
 
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Mister Uno said:
Waiting for the day his heart explodes from all the mountain dew and energy drinks. Knew someone who's heart did, just replace energy drinks with coffee.
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You realize that coffee contains much more caffeine than energy drinks right?
(Maybe there are some exceptions, but generally coffee is stronger)

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If you want Josh to die, someone could donate an espresso maker with a bag of robusta coffee.
On the other hand those energy drinks do have some additives that are sketchy, so don't really know if they are "better".
 
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Generic Retard said:
You realize that coffee contains much more caffeine than energy drinks right?
(Maybe there are some exceptions, but generally coffee is stronger)
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Huh, I knew it generally had more but was never sure how much more. I know the King drinks energy drinks like its water. At least that's the impression I've always got. Besides the booze, that alone has to be doing something to his body.
 
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Mister Uno said:
Huh, I knew it generally had more but was never sure how much more. I know the King drinks energy drinks like its water. At least that's the impression I've always got. Besides the booze, that alone has to be doing something to his body.
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Yeah, energy drinks are made for easy consumption, that may be the biggest pitfall for Cobra. He probably wouldn't touch coffee, but drink the other stuff all day long I expect.
Something about alcohol mixed with energy drinks is also not very good for the body, need to look that up again.
Apparently it stresses the body out, when you combine uppers and downers, kind of like a speed ball. I think the main danger was consuming much more caffeine and alcohol than intended, since the effect is suppressed.
 
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Generic Retard said:
Yeah, energy drinks are made for easy consumption, that may be the biggest pitfall for Cobra. He probably wouldn't touch coffee, but drink the other stuff all day long I expect.
Something about alcohol mixed with energy drinks is also not very good for the body, need to look that up again.
Apparently it stresses the body out, when you combine uppers and downers, kind of like a speed ball. I think the main danger was consuming much more caffeine and alcohol than intended, since the effect is suppressed.
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From the website https://medlineplus.gov/caffeine.html
Note the bottom paragraph.

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Generic Retard said:
Yeah, energy drinks are made for easy consumption, that may be the biggest pitfall for Cobra. He probably wouldn't touch coffee, but drink the other stuff all day long I expect.
Something about alcohol mixed with energy drinks is also not very good for the body, need to look that up again.
Apparently it stresses the body out, when you combine uppers and downers, kind of like a speed ball. I think the main danger was consuming much more caffeine and alcohol than intended, since the effect is suppressed.
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He drinks coffee when he's really desperate for a buzz. There was about a week in the old lair that he had his electric kettle by his setup.
 
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Potion_Time said:
No idea, this is the first I've ever heard of him so I assumed he was new considering how well known even the most shortlived of homeboys like Goldfinger are.
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Does Josh like Goldfinger or something?

Was goldfinger short lived? I remember the first time I heard them was in an N64 Tony hawk pro skater game and the song superman started to play. Then somehow I stumbled across their 99 red balloons cover.
 
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Chandler Bing said:
Does Josh like Goldfinger or something?

Was goldfinger short lived? I remember the first time I heard them was in an N64 Tony hawk pro skater game and the song superman started to play. Then somehow I stumbled across their 99 red balloons cover.
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lol no he was a guy who chilled at Josh's new place a couple times but hasn't been seen for a bit afaik
 
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No idea, this is the first I've ever heard of him so I assumed he was new considering how well known even the most shortlived of homeboys like Goldfinger are.
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I've always imagined that Jord actually has Homeboys all over town, and just 90% of them don't wanna be involved in his internet shit. This is allegedly why Scotty stopped hanging around (before Cobes allegedly "got into meth").
 
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Well, boys. We've got a new member of the Cobraverse and he's a bit shy! Say hi to the newest homeboy Banjo Bill!
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I dont know why, maybe it's the goofy ass nickname or the fact he doesnt want to show his face. But to me it sounds like he's hanging out with a viewer.

Edit: yup seems like he's been around for close to 2 years. Hes also been accused of stealing the cigarette pole from Josh's old place and bragging about it on reddit.

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