Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

She's not terribly disliked in other lolcow communities, it's really only this one I think.

She’s mostly disliked. The only people that like her are Reddit faggots since she’s the only girl that will ever talk to them. But honestly, she has a small group of men that like her and that all.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

She's not terribly disliked in other lolcow communities, it's really only this one I think.

Courtney has tried breaking her way into other male loser types, most of them just ignore her.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Courtney has tried breaking her way into other male loser types, most of them just ignore her.

She’s a “lolcow chasing thot” basically a woman who tries to date/be friends with a lolcow so that “trolls” will notice her/give her money. Usually they’re so unliked/ ugly that even incels won’t fuck ‘em. They’re truly hags.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Does this shit happen every time Josh gets momentarily popular?

A bunch of new people show up, learn about him, laugh at him, give suggestions on how to save him, and then leave once see what the 'real content' is?

Some people just don't understand that you can have "issues" and still be a giant asshole who deserves mockery.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Though I'm still working my way through it, apparently when Seizure was trying to talk to him she was behind the scenes trying to convince Josh that he was behind the swatting and orchestrated most of his trolling. Regardless of how big a detriment to the overall enjoyment she is, a woman in her late 40's constantly trying to be center stage of Retardpalooza is in itself cow behavior.

What a retard. It was clear seizure was not trying to clown on Josh or make a spectacle at his expense. It was pretty obvious he didn’t have any ill intentions and out of all the cobra content creators his is really the most benign when it comes to criticizing or poking fun at Josh. Trying to act like he’s behind the swatting of all things is just absurd given how harmless his content is. Yeah, the guy everybody criticized for being too soft on Josh and defending him and saying he was a good person deep down was the guy who tried to murder him with a phony police call. Definitely checks out

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Like Chris, as long as she has a pair of boobies and continually gives the cobra demon attention she can all but delete his YouTube channel and he'll forgive her. You'd undoubtedly get a Facebook post to some extent saying 'I h8t all da troolz sayin xournty delted my youtoobz channel, it wz that fuckrr biteside!' or a stream on another channel going full damage control blaming the reddit a-logs. Until another woman starts to ween him or somehow manages to end his dry spell, she isn't leaving anytime soon.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

She’s mostly disliked. The only people that like her are Reddit faggots since she’s the only girl that will ever talk to them. But honestly, she has a small group of men that like her and that all.

Nah. The reddit people hate her just as much as anyone else. She's just the biggest hypocrite in the cobraverse. She tries to pretend like she has Josh's best interests in mind. Yet her and her discord just trick josh into doing and saying the dumbest shit. It's sad because she is one of the only people Josh trusts, and she uses it to hurt him more than help him. Everything bad she said about seizure is really shit she has done. I personally can't stand her. She'll eventually turn on Josh and expose any secrets shes filing away. She's done it with almost every other cow she has hearded. Cyraxx for example. She acted the same way towards him, pretending to be a friend, pretending she cared, arguing with anyone who called him a pedo. As soon as Cyraxx said one bad thing about her, she was screaming that he's a pedo. I hate even writing a sentence about her. She wants even the negative attention.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Nah. The reddit people hate her just as much as anyone else. She's just the biggest hypocrite in the cobraverse. She tries to pretend like she has Josh's best interests in mind. Yet her and her discord just trick josh into doing and saying the dumbest shit. It's sad because she is one of the only people Josh trusts, and she uses it to hurt him more than help him. Everything bad she said about seizure is really shit she has done. I personally can't stand her. She'll eventually turn on Josh and expose any secrets shes filing away. She's done it with almost every other cow she has hearded. Cyraxx for example. She acted the same way towards him, pretending to be a friend, pretending she cared, arguing with anyone who called him a pedo. As soon as Cyraxx said one bad thing about her, she was screaming that he's a pedo. I hate even writing a sentence about her. She wants even the negative attention.

really? for the longest time, I kept seeing people kissing her morbidly obese ass. thank god people hate that cunt.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

really? for the longest time, I kept seeing people kissing her morbidly obese ass. thank god people hate that cunt.

That's how these Bottom of Youtube communities are. Lonely losers trying to do anything for attention and potential money. Most of these people are snakes and hate each other.

It puzzles me why Josh likes Courtney so much. She doesn't hide at all what she's doing.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It puzzles me why Josh likes Courtney so much. She doesn't hide at all what she's doing.

two reasons why: One, he wants sex; two, he's a dumb ass.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Also why the thought of CobraCon made porkney explode with rage because she wouldn't be able to attend without being placed into a self defence situation.

 

[Valhalla]

I don’t look into Courtney too much, but she clearly got mental health issues. I mean she’s a mother who is obsessed with controlling these lolcows in niche communities. It’s how she feels “important”, that she has power in these areas. I don’t know if there is anyway to disillusion Cobes to her other than her shooting herself in the foot some how. Cobes is so on edge with who he lets in cause he assumes everyone is a troll. Part of Cobes being a lolcow is his inability to see the truth in people intentions with him. I do agree that it’s because she is female that he has put so much trust in her. He’s so intoxicated all the time that makes his brain even more messy and gullible than he already is.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Don't think it's so much 'mental health issues' as just being an evil bitch.

Telling Josh that CobraCon is coming to beat his ass? Anybody who goes up there is, whether they like it or not, an actual fan who is there to see him. If Cobes had a good tard handler, he could probably turn the whole event into a positive thing for him. The idiots going up there may say they don't wanna spend money on him but you really think they wouldn't pay for his drinks in a bar? Buy food to watch him 'hack' it in real time? The rest of the people in those places may be shocked to see the homeless Vietnam vet getting black out drunk or mixing all the condiments into a slurry before drinking it and spilling it into his beard -- but the CobraCon retards would actually enjoy watching.

It's the same with him talking to Seizure. The guy was asking softball questions and even tried to keep the conversation neutral when the crackwhore started criticizing Cobes about 'walnuts'.. Seizure was being very careful about how he talked to our resident retard, and yet Courtney was trying to gatekeep by saying he was a troll that orchestrated the SWATTing?

This bitch is worse than any generic troll sending toothpaste or glitter bombs.

 

[TurdFondler]

Porkney seems like she's at most a few IQ points above cobes and is doing to him what he did to that sped in his class.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Looks like someo guy named Tom B is trying to wrangle Cobes now. He might be worse news than Courtney. Tom B is wrangling Perry Carravello. Perry was a lolcow in the comedy scene in LA. Long story short, he turned to streaming where Tom B managed to become his publicist/manager.

Tom B gets Perry to do embarrassing things to cater to chat and donators. And apperantly the money goes to an account controlled by Tom who then dictates how much Perry receives.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Looks like someo guy named Tom B is trying to wrangle Cobes now. He might be worse news than Courtney. Tom B is wrangling Perry Carravello. Perry was a lolcow in the comedy scene in LA. Long story short, he turned to streaming where Tom B managed to become his publicist/manager.

Tom B gets Perry to do embarrassing things to cater to chat and donators. And apperantly the money goes to an account controlled by Tom who then dictates how much Perry receives.

For those not in the know on who Perry is;

I'll say he might not succeed with Cobes due to his paranoia about being tricked, but I think he had issues with not trusting people in the past too but then was easily tricked by "Chaz" and the voice acting saga, so 50/50 I guess.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'll say he might not succeed with Cobes due to his paranoia about being tricked, but I think he had issues with not trusting people in the past too but then was easily tricked by "Chaz" and the voice acting saga, so 50/50 I guess.

Josh is a nightmare trap for any would-be wrangler. It just absolutely fascinates me, the whole process.

Let's say you're a prospective wrangler, right. It's hard enough to get in consistent contact with him, hard enough to catch him sober enough to even talk coherently, harder still to gain his trust. All of this takes months and months and months of persistence, time and energy. It is a fucking absolute nightmare to pull this off, but let's say for sake of argument that you pull it off.

The trap is now sprung.

You spend a couple of months trying to wrangle Josh but nothing takes. You're pulling hair out in frustration thinking "I can get him to do something eventually" as you keep trying and trying, some semblance of optimism being the only thing that keeps you going. Meanwhile, this is a hilarious phenomenon for everyone not involved because Josh cannot help but make it a public spectacle.

In the end, and perhaps far too late, you realize that Josh only does what Josh wants to do. If you manage to convince him that what you want him to do is what he wants to do, he'll put in a half-assed effort and completely cock the whole thing up because that's what he does with everything in his life. The effort is so abysmal that it wasn't even worth asking him to begin with.

All you've done is a waste approximately a year of your time on an internet retard and the only thing Josh gave you in return was a hard fuckin' time. It's like Shakespeare, it's fucking beautiful.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Josh is a nightmare trap for any would-be wrangler. It just absolutely fascinates me, the whole process.

Let's say you're a prospective wrangler, right. It's hard enough to get in consistent contact with him, hard enough to catch him sober enough to even talk coherently, harder still to gain his trust. All of this takes months and months and months of persistence, time and energy. It is a fucking absolute nightmare to pull this off, but let's say for sake of argument that you pull it off.

The trap is now sprung.

You spend a couple of months trying to wrangle Josh but nothing takes. You're pulling hair out in frustration thinking "I can get him to do something eventually" as you keep trying and trying, some semblance of optimism being the only thing that keeps you going. Meanwhile, this is a hilarious phenomenon for everyone not involved because Josh cannot help but make it a public spectacle.

In the end, and perhaps far too late, you realize that Josh only does what Josh wants to do. If you manage to convince him that what you want him to do is what he wants to do, he'll put in a half-assed effort and completely cock the whole thing up because that's what he does with everything in his life. The effort is so abysmal that it wasn't even worth asking him to begin with.

All you've done is a waste approximately a year of your time on an internet retard and the only thing Josh gave you in return was a hard fuckin' time. It's like Shakespeare, it's fucking beautiful.

You just described Clint’s experience over the last 31 years

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Josh is a nightmare trap for any would-be wrangler. It just absolutely fascinates me, the whole process.

Let's say you're a prospective wrangler, right. It's hard enough to get in consistent contact with him, hard enough to catch him sober enough to even talk coherently, harder still to gain his trust. All of this takes months and months and months of persistence, time and energy. It is a fucking absolute nightmare to pull this off, but let's say for sake of argument that you pull it off.

The trap is now sprung.

You spend a couple of months trying to wrangle Josh but nothing takes. You're pulling hair out in frustration thinking "I can get him to do something eventually" as you keep trying and trying, some semblance of optimism being the only thing that keeps you going. Meanwhile, this is a hilarious phenomenon for everyone not involved because Josh cannot help but make it a public spectacle.

In the end, and perhaps far too late, you realize that Josh only does what Josh wants to do. If you manage to convince him that what you want him to do is what he wants to do, he'll put in a half-assed effort and completely cock the whole thing up because that's what he does with everything in his life. The effort is so abysmal that it wasn't even worth asking him to begin with.

All you've done is a waste approximately a year of your time on an internet retard and the only thing Josh gave you in return was a hard fuckin' time. It's like Shakespeare, it's fucking beautiful.

You just described Clint’s experience over the last 31 years

Cobes falls into the category of "Easy to Troll, hard to Control" He's better when he's doing his own thing, OK a lot of the time it's repetitive but most cows are in a erratic orbit of reality and occasionally something happens to make them do something funny, when it happens naturally it's funny but if you try and steer the cow it's not funny and eveyone can see it coming and you failing will get YOU laughed at.

Nobody watches a Rodeo for the rope work, they watch it to see the Cowboy get gored.

 

[Stygian Evil]

Cobes made it into the very intro of I, Hypocrite's series "You can't stop Progress" #247.

I don't follow these series cause they're pretty fucking depressing BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT i think i saw him on another one a couple of years back when he was still on his old apartment.