Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Duck Duck No]

Well he ordered his sandwich with every sauce Subway has and then forgot how to read the word parmesan.

"And what the fuck is this? Pomegranate? Poma... Pom.... Pomadegranie" and "Capi.... Cola....?" Instinctively wanting to put Doritos on another piece of food, TWU.

Classic Cobes. I mean this isn't him drunkenly repeating his pizza order over and over but it'll do.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"And what the fuck is this? Pomegranate? Poma... Pom.... Pomadegranie" and "Capi.... Cola....?" Instinctively wanting to put Doritos on another piece of food, TWU.

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Classic Cobes. I mean this isn't him drunkenly repeating his pizza order over and over but it'll do.

Looks like cobra let warlord dump his warload all over his face TMDNWU

 

[An automatic clown]

It's Swedish, I've tried it and it tastes worse than it smells.
Pork Brains - I didn't know you where allowed to sell them any more Brain matter from Pigs is very similar to Humans and can transmit prion diseases.

I'm considering sending him a hotsauce made from Carolina Reaper, doesnt matter what you do to it a tiny teaspoons worth of it is enough to make your shit enough fire to make a Saturn 5 look like a sparkler.

Pork brains have a metric ton of cholesterol.
5.5oz can has 3,500MG!

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I think we all know why he needed $800.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Well,took him forever find out ozzy is sick. Some fan you are

 

[GeorgeApley]

Well,took him forever find out ozzy is sick. Some fan you are

countdown to Cobe's total meltdown upon Ozzy's death starts... now!

 

[RollingRock]

Well,took him forever find out ozzy is sick. Some fan you are

I see boglim teef and they look painted black

 

[G.Rapefruit]

Very rarely does Josh ever drink or eat something that isn't automatically called "Pretty good toobs" or "A deliciousness of dankness."

I know he doesn't like Sprite Tropical Remix.

What a spectacle of pure autism. Let’s see if this tastes like when I was a kid…no. No. Naw. Naw naw naw. No. No. No no no. Naw…no no no….maybe maybe…naw no no. No no no B. Naw . No.
I’m surprised he didn’t literally start reeeing lol

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Streamer "donations" are considered income. They've all tried every way possible to get around this and the IRS is clear that it is income. Every dime he makes is taxable income.

And there's zero chance he's blind enough to qualify for that. I have a family member that is actually blind (sees nothing) and they don't even get the $2260. I believe to get that you have to have 20 quarters of full time work and then have gone blind.

Next year he is screwed because all his online money will be reported automatically by PayPal and whoever else. The new law goes into effect that anything over $600 total over the span of the tax year is reported directly to the IRS.

The 1099-K requirement is for Commercial transactions only. People are not sending him money for goods or services they are "sending to a friend ". Josh will not trigger this via e-jew-begging

For anyone thinking Josh is hitting some level of SSI etc and owes taxes : stop it. It's got to be reported to the government for it to count. Josh is not reporting anything.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I see boglim teef and they look painted black
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His upper gums look like they are inflamed and receding at the same time.


Also has anyone else noticed how small his teeth are in comparison to the rest of his face? they are kinda under sized with what you'd expect to see.

Edit - Look at this Microdentia article on Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdontia

Edit 2 - Holy shit forget that look at Marshal Syndrome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_syndrome a lot of his problems fit that and it's not just combined with those either there are a few related syndromes that might fit him better.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

For anyone thinking Josh is hitting some level of SSI etc and owes taxes : stop it. It's got to be reported to the government for it to count. Josh is not reporting anything.

No one thinks he is reporting his income streams and is going to hit some ceiling

However, there are fuckers out there who constantly talk about reporting him to the taxman. I don’t know how much they would take it serious, but it would require nearly zero effort for an agent to find half-a-dozen unreported income streams from someone so disabled they cannot work and receive SSI.

He does have some fucked up teeth. He has that gated puppet mouth.

If Ozzy dies it will be a great binge drinking stream. He looks for excuse to ‘acceptably’ drink heavy and this would be his ultimate. I’d be tempted to rush delivery a crate of cotton candy vodka to him

 

[TomBradysVagina]

The 1099-K requirement is for Commercial transactions only. People are not sending him money for goods or services they are "sending to a friend ". Josh will not trigger this via e-jew-begging

For anyone thinking Josh is hitting some level of SSI etc and owes taxes : stop it. It's got to be reported to the government for it to count. Josh is not reporting anything.

I don't know which code it falls under, all I know is the IRS treats it as income. Ask any of the retards over on IP2. They've had to deal with the back taxes, and have tried every way to get around it. Look at DSP. Any streamer, even if they sit there and do nothing...its not considered a gift.

I don't think he makes enough to average over $1300, but reddit idiots have reported him for SS fraud. And, starting this year it doesn't matter if he reports it or not, paypal, youtube, etc are required by law to report it.

I'm in no way saying I think he'll get in trouble, or owe money, or whatever. Just saying how it works.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I always wonder how bad his new place smells. With all the beer, cum, spit and shit smeared into the carpet, it has to smell bad now. Once the landlord comes to do an inspection and smells that rancid smell, he’s a goner lmao

IIRC Matt Green said the new place smelled surprisingly neutral, and that the only bad smell was from a bag of garlic bulbs Warlord had on his person.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

IIRC Matt Green said the new place smelled surprisingly neutral, and that the only bad smell was from a bag of garlic bulbs Warlord had on his person.

Wasnt he only in the new place 6 months by that point?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[TurdFondler]

and that the only bad smell was from a bag of garlic bulbs Warlord had on his person.

I'm sorry fuckin WHAT

is he trying to ward off the dark powers in the Cobra den? Or do homeless Casper troglodytes just have to carry garlic around by law?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

is he trying to ward off the dark powers in the Cobra den? Or do homeless Casper troglodytes just have to carry garlic around by law?

There was a rumour floating around the Net garlic can hid the smell of drugs from sniffer dogs, for a while a lot of Pot heads in the UK where carrying garlic apparently, didn't work but it's possible he picked up on it.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I'm sorry fuckin WHAT

is he trying to ward off the dark powers in the Cobra den? Or do homeless Casper troglodytes just have to carry garlic around by law?

Mr Green on the Garlic

I think it was from when Warlord was bringing over random food pantry scores to buy cobras friendship/mooch tobacco

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Reupload since the boglin video got copyright strikes

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Mr Green on the Garlic

I think it was from when Warlord was bringing over random food pantry scores to buy cobras friendship/mooch tobacco

That'd been really insightful if I could have made out more than every fourth word of what he was saying...