Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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GeorgeApley said:
@17:30 he lets slip that he was catfished for dick pics, LMAO
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I mentioned this a little over few pages ago. I believe he's talking about this cutie named "GothieCrimzon" on Youtube.

In one stream of hers she was being trolled pretty hard and she told the viewers that Josh was sending dick pictures to her. Far from being catfished because I think she genuinely had interest in Josh for a little while.

Josh being Josh fucked things up of course.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
If he legit has any avenues to worry about it should be the IRS.

I once filled my own taxes (don’t do that) and checked a box I shouldn’t have. They grilled me constantly about my mistake and then auditted me three years in a row. The kicker? Once I unchecked that block they owed me money.

They don’t fuck around. I doubt Josh has been keeping on top of that, let alone telling Clint about his earnings. Fucked up thing is he pretty announces it all on YouTube, so he wouldn’t have much of a defence beyond being a retard (probably effective). Best case scenario is a fine, worst is he loses his SSDI.

If it doesn’t sound like a serious issue for the tard, consider they also pay out rewards for snitching….

Edit: Doing some sleuth work into SSDI and it turns out Josh gets SSI. Not SSDI, which everyone assumed. From SSI website:

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Link Explaining SSI and what he would need to report

Eligibility Requirements (He is considered disabled AF)

Looks like he is sometimes over the actual limit too
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Rumply4Skyn said:
They can do income averaging, taking the total months that he received payments and averaging across the year. For Josh, it will be for the entire year, as he is constantly receiving cash from paypigs. No clue how Josh gets his SSI and if Clint is the payee. If Clint is the payee, then he is the one responsible for reporting any changes in income -- which is a fucking lot. It also means Cobes is so fucked up medically, that the government decided not to hand him the money.

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It also makes a huge difference if Cobes is considered so blind that is his disability, but it doesn't seem like he does. I'm no glasses fag but I'll include what they got. That changes the limit of his earnable cash to $2260.


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The biggest question is his e-begging considered employment? People pay him for shoutouts, reviews, 'flexes', and all sorts of stupid shit. To me, that is gainful employment. Plus Patreon, merch stores, etc.

Trolls really can fuck him up if they report him for SSI fraud. They do reevaluations every 1-6 years, probably a rubber stamp, but if they get a report they will be balls deep in his shit.

EDIT: I’m wrong about the SSI. There is no SGA. You pretty much can’t make more than
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Streamer "donations" are considered income. They've all tried every way possible to get around this and the IRS is clear that it is income. Every dime he makes is taxable income.

And there's zero chance he's blind enough to qualify for that. I have a family member that is actually blind (sees nothing) and they don't even get the $2260. I believe to get that you have to have 20 quarters of full time work and then have gone blind.

Next year he is screwed because all his online money will be reported automatically by PayPal and whoever else. The new law goes into effect that anything over $600 total over the span of the tax year is reported directly to the IRS.
 
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January Cyst said:
Homeboy Spookytuning did a nice comparison of Josh's review with one made y a Swede that actually shows you how to eat it properly

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That fuckin Surströmming video, along with the fiery fish pizza vid, might be my favorite pieces of cobra lore ever, at least in terms of comedic value. I like to picture some unlucky sap from out of town stopping by Casper and somehow ending up at Josh's lair, looking at his carp lips, smelling the bold, in-your-face notes of rotting fish smell and thinking he's inadvertently found himself in the role of the protagonist of an H.P. Lovecraft story. Hilarious!
 
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StoicMoose said:
Dude was just sitting in rotten fish juice for years after that vid. And he says he didn't fuck up the apartment...
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I always wonder how bad his new place smells. With all the beer, cum, spit and shit smeared into the carpet, it has to smell bad now. Once the landlord comes to do an inspection and smells that rancid smell, he’s a goner lmao
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
The question is. Is it residual surstromming fumes? Or run of the mill smegma.

*Edit* actually wait he’s circumcised right? Thank goodness for that otherwise you just know he’d be producing more cheese than Wisconsin
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My god. Now I can’t get that imagine out of my head. Got he must smell horrible irl

Still no issue with money. Also he got cum on his face lol
 
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