Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock]

Hasn't cobes plugged the same sort of GoScamMe before? Was it Ellen's dog?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Hasn't cobes plugged the same sort of GoScamMe before? Was it Ellen's dog?

Funniest part is that it wasn't even Ellen's dog. It was one of those fb charities that facebook tries to get you to shill for when it's your birthday. Ellen just happened to pick a dog one

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes giving his insightful legal analyses of gun control

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Cobes giving his insightful legal analyses of gun control

I had to bail. I can't stand Popp. he literally said shootings are done because of divorce parents rising kids. I wish cobra would just watch blue clues or something instead of this bitter 50-year-old single man who wife cheated on him while he was in the army.

 

[Potion_Time]

I clicked on it and immediately closed out the video. It's the same tired "Men and women are both shitty to eachother" bullshit that he can't help but repeat because he's incapable of growth or conscious thought.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I clicked on it and immediately closed out the video. It's the same tired "Men and women are both shitty to eachother" bullshit that he can't help but repeat because he's incapable of growth or conscious thought.

I clicked back and its cobra saying he respects women while calling women cunts. well, if you want to keep that dry spell, keep calling women cunts, cobra.

"if Ozzy had fetal alcohol syndrome, loosing his hair, bigger head with mental retardation issues" cobra said about himself

 

[Baby Cakes]

"if Ozzy had fetal alcohol syndrome, loosing his hair, bigger head with mental retardation issues" cobra said about himself

Didn't even need Shon to say it.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Of course that dog GFM is another scam. I guess Cool Taste had a stream earlier and started it by saying his friend Boomer was asking for money that CT owed him. Poor Boomer got shot and is in jail for something he did. Judge set his bail at $50,000.

So Boomer needs bail money.

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes apparently had a troll knock on his door at 12:05am his time

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Cobes apparently had a troll knock on his door at 12:05am his time

Yea I don't like that, people need to not fuck with him IRL.

 

[daBonehead]

Cobra: "autism is a genetic disorder it is cause by humans and inbreeding."
Clint what have you done...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I clicked on it and immediately closed out the video. It's the same tired "Men and women are both shitty to eachother" bullshit that he can't help but repeat because he's incapable of growth or conscious thought.

Yeah I can't sit through that shit anymore. He repeats himself like a senile old man. I found this video while digging through the archives apparently he has been rambling about this topic for 10 years. Must be some kind of autistic fixation.

 

[Joey42069666]

Break out those credit cards folks, this dog has got cancer and needs 10k stat!
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Family of beggars and grifters.

 

[TurdFondler]

Cobes apparently had a troll knock on his door at 12:05am his time

Do we know it was a troll? Or was it a crackhead mistakenly knocking on his door? In his apartment midnight knocking is probably a regular thing.

 

[Bogliacci]

So about an hour and a half in, he's watching the Terrance Pop "butt segment" whatever that is... and he starts talking about how he doesn't always have to masturbate during the butt segment because of how hot the chicks are on it. What the fuck.

 

[Clint's Burden]

he starts talking about how he doesn't always have to masturbate during the butt segment because of how hot the chicks are on it. What the fuck.

My man combines his socio-political education with his material for masturbation. Two birds stoned at once you fuckin' trole.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

So about an hour and a half in, he's watching the Terrance Pop "butt segment" whatever that is... and he starts talking about how he doesn't always have to masturbate during the butt segment because of how hot the chicks are on it. What the fuck.

The other day I was thinking how interesting it would be to be a fly on the wall throughout Cobes day…

Then I thought it through. It would basically be him masturbating like 6 hours a day, drinking till he passes out, and then live-streaming covered in cum while watching a Sydney Watson video — which once he turned off the stream, he would jack it too.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Well, today is ozzy’s surgery; I wonder if cobra is going to stream about it. He better hurry up and give a circle of protection or ozzy isn’t going to make it.