Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

All good things require time, effort and pain. I'll admit, I may draw the line at ass sex though.

It’s a shame Josh is afraid of women. I know some chick out there would let him fuck her just for the ability to go on Reddit and get internet points. I’m not even joking either

 

[charlesdickens]

Yeah, Goocheese

 

[Robust User]

Yeah, Goocheese

Doesn't she have HIV?

 

[chimpSculpture]

Really doubt this, coke is expensive af and Scotty is a liar

Scotty was telling the truth??????

 

[Clint's Burden]

It’s a shame Josh is afraid of women. I know some chick out there would let him fuck her just for the ability to go on Reddit and get internet points. I’m not even joking either

That is one of the most uncanny things I've experienced. There are real women who actually exist and text Josh every single day, they absolutely want to fuck him for attention.

I don't know what would possess you to have sex with this man. You know he gives people throat infections with his cock, right? He has genital warts. Some people, I'm tellin' ya.

Scotty was telling the truth??????

"He knows where to find me he has my number"

lol Scotty, I know why you don't want to hang out with Josh, don't pass this off like he's snubbing you. You snubbed him, has nothing to do with any life decisions he made.
You don't want to hang out because you don't want to be recorded. You fucking lie all the time and you get caught out by hundreds of people at a time for doing it. If Josh was doing cocaine, he wouldn't be a sloshed out, slowed down retard all the time. He'd be like Warlord, even today.

 

[Robust User]

There are real women who actually exist and text Josh every single day, they absolutely want to fuck him for attention.

They definitely fuck with him for attention, but it's been 5 years since his dry spell started. Plenty of dudes have showed up, but not a single chick. Then again, there are things like swap.avi or 2 girls 1 cup. The odds are leaning in your favor.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

That is one of the most uncanny things I've experienced. There are real women who actually exist and text Josh every single day, they absolutely want to fuck him for attention.

I don't know what would possess you to have sex with this man. You know he gives people throat infections with his cock, right? He has genital warts. Some people, I'm tellin' ya.

Something I've learned is that women don't give a fuck about appearances nearly as much as incels would have you believe. Many women will fuck a fat gross dude as long as they show up, show interest, and don't act like a total creep.

A good example is Ethan Ralph, a person that many on the farms consider to be the most malformed, grossest, morbidly obese, alcoholic manlet (I can't stress how twisted and disgusting this guy looks) and yet somehow he still fucks all sorts of E-whores and got 2 pregnant.

So I'm sure if Josh even tried (for real) he could get a new gf

 

[Clint's Burden]

A good example is Ethan Ralph, a person that many on farms consider to be the most malformed, grossest, morbidly obese, alcoholic manlet (I can't stress how twisted and disgusting this guy looks) and yet somehow he still fucks all sorts of E-whores and got 2 pregnant.

He brags about having money, he can back that claim up to some degree. You can be the ugliest slobfuck on the planet but money is always the variable that makes that tolerable to a woman. Always comes down to money.

With Josh, his currency is attention. There is no shortage of attention starved whores who will clammer, one on top of the other, for a big dose of dopamine and some affirmation. Thankfully, Josh is not terribly stupid and he can generally see this coming from a mile away. He is (rightfully so) wary of people and their intentions.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

With Josh, his currency is attention. There is no shortage of attention starved whores who will clammer, one on top of the other, for a big dose of dopamine and some affirmation. Thankfully, Josh is not terribly stupid and he can generally see this coming from a mile away. He is (rightfully so) wary of people and their intentions.

Gothie is probably the best example of him spotting attention whores. He is terribly stupid but he knows, deep down, that he is unattractive and women have no actual interest in fucking him -- as in actually fucking him, instead of getting attention. Cobes is extremely insecure and this makes him suspect every dumb whore who sends him pics. He obviously can be tricked (Cobra Fangirl that he banned someone for saying is a troll) but I think those people must play the long game to convince him.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Gothie is probably the best example of him spotting attention whores. He is terribly stupid but he knows, deep down, that he is unattractive and women have no actual interest in fucking him -- as in actually fucking him, instead of getting attention. Cobes is extremely insecure and this makes him suspect every dumb whore who sends him pics. He obviously can be tricked (Cobra Fangirl that he banned someone for saying is a troll) but I think those people must play the long game to convince him.

Any long game requires the cooperation of his Discord wranglers/buddy trolls. If you're at the point where you're playing the long game for some whore attention, you're already a buddy troll and you're fucking gay.

 

[Potion_Time]

I don't know what would possess you to have sex with this man. You know he gives people throat infections with his cock, right? He has genital warts. Some people, I'm tellin' ya.

Some people have trash fetishes. I remember a Justin Whang story about a girl who ended up with maggots in her cooch because she was shoving garbage and rotting food up it.

 

[XiaoMeiMei]

Some people have trash fetishes. I remember a Justin Whang story about a girl who ended up with maggots in her cooch because she was shoving garbage and rotting food up it.

I'd bet Blowfly Girl has more takers than Cobes. At least she'd be an interesting story. Probably smells better than Cobes too.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Something I've learned is that women don't give a fuck about appearances nearly as much as incels would have you believe.

They do care about what other people think though. Cobes is not someone you proudly would introduce to your family or eagerly tell your friends you are banging. He’s not even someone I wanna tell people I follow on YouTube…

 

[Thirteenfifty]

They do care about what other people think though. Cobes is not someone you proudly would introduce to your family or eagerly tell your friends you are banging. He’s not even someone I wanna tell people I follow on YouTube…

I don't think Cobra is even in the bottom 10% of white trash in Casper, there's probably several morbidly obese trailer park creatures or methed out skeletons around town that are so pathetic they'd actually be impressed by the fact he has his own apartment and fully stocked fridge (even if it is only stocked with eggs, monster, bacon, mountain dew and liquor)

It would be really interesting for Josh to meet up with one of these of age females in his leauge imo, but that probably won't happen. Gothie might be the closest we ever get to that.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Gothie might be the closest we ever get to that.

"Oh look King Cobra JFS is streaming! -braaaaaaap-"

 

[Aramis]

he has his own apartment and fully stocked fridge (even if it is only stocked with eggs, monster, bacon, mountain dew and liquor)

I mean, what else do you need?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ugly painting

 

[charlesdickens]

The vape juice and vodka is the only thing he cares about. The rest of that stuff will disappear in some way. Some Reddit ween got upset he gave away a viking cup he sent Josh to Warlord last time. Drinking on a noon video, can't even keep the charade up.

The women in Josh's life are all pretty terrible from Courtney to Spooky Girl, but Fan Girl Kate never has had the crosshairs on her. She sends Josh links to more ragebait for him and she's been at it for a quite a long time.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The women in Josh's life are all pretty terrible from Courtney to Spooky Girl, but Fan Girl Kate never has had the crosshairs on her. She sends Josh links to more ragebait for him and she's been at it for a quite a long time.

Women who attach themselves to lolcows are always god awful and lolcows. Look at gothie and tell me she isn’t a lolcow lol

 

[charlesdickens]

Women who attach themselves to lolcows are always god awful and lolcows. Look at gothie and tell me she isn’t a lolcow lol

I don't disagree, but I think there's something more insidious to the ones that act like their above it and attempt to pull the strings. Spooky Girl, Kate, Karla (RIP) all fall into that. People like Courtney and Krystal at least show signs of being honest with themselves, if I have to say anything nice about the pig.