Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I'm convinced cobes makes these cashapp shoutouts while wolflord is over in an attempt to flex on him lmao. intentional or not it's hilarious. I know it's probably only like $7 worth of donations or something so it's hardly a flex, but look at what happened over that subway sandwich. then once he starts singing crazy train as peter griffin warlord just lowers his head and stares at his hands the whole time, and his head just slowly gets lower and lower.

edit; just thought about it, wasn't josh was pissed warlord 'talked shit about ozzy' at some point (during their fight maybe?) or am I imagining that? maybe he kept his head lowered out of respect for the Prince of Darkness.

 
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Rope Salesman said:
I think him having a spray of fresh cum on his pants was pretty bad. Not sure if shitting himself would lower that bar.

I hope this doesn’t evolve into a scat fetish
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He already had a fart fetish; I’m sure he has a scat fetish as well

This is great. Cool taste tried to do a reaction to cobra’s video about him smashing his phone and rage quit it.
also,skip the first six mins (I think) since it’s just him fucking up his tts
 
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crying and shidding said:
I'm convinced cobes makes these cashapp shoutouts while wolflord is over in an attempt to flex on him lmao. intentional or not it's hilarious. I know it's probably only like $7 worth of donations or something so it's hardly a flex, but look at what happened over that subway sandwich. then once he starts singing crazy train as peter griffin warlord just lowers his head and stares at his hands the whole time, and his head just slowly gets lower and lower.

edit; just thought about it, wasn't josh was pissed warlord 'talked shit about ozzy' at some point (during their fight maybe?) or am I imagining that? maybe he kept his head lowered out of respect for the Prince of Darkness.

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Warlord and cobra were belligerently drunk, warlord moreso (brink of alcohol poisoning) and cobra mentioned Ozzy and warlord drunkenly slurred “fuck Ozzy” like not even as a real statement. He was so fucking out of it cobra could have been talking about Cheetos and he’d drunkenly mumble “fuck Cheetos” just the same. Anyways that triggered cobra who then told warlord to get out and called him a “drunk fucking faggot”

Then they went outside for a smoke and homefelon Ian kicked warlords ass then they went back inside and warlord was inconsolable about getting his ass kicked and how cobra didn’t stand up for him to which cobra says he doesn’t want drama and for warlord to leave. Warlord gets in cobras face and gets pushed to the ground as seen in the infamous “floorlord” clip. Then they yell and shit back and forth until warlord is finally out the door and cobra has to have the last word so he calls him a faggot again which instigates warlord to attack and cobra punches him a bunch. Warlord then goes outside and cobra, still seething about what he said about Ozzy smashes warlords phone.

Basically all of cobras ire that led to him actually physically beating up warlord was because of a drunken slurred non-sequitur “fuck Ozzy” directed at nobody in particular
 
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crying and shidding said:
I'm convinced cobes makes these cashapp shoutouts while wolflord is over in an attempt to flex on him lmao. intentional or not it's hilarious. I know it's probably only like $7 worth of donations or something so it's hardly a flex, but look at what happened over that subway sandwich. then once he starts singing crazy train as peter griffin warlord just lowers his head and stares at his hands the whole time, and his head just slowly gets lower and lower.

edit; just thought about it, wasn't josh was pissed warlord 'talked shit about ozzy' at some point (during their fight maybe?) or am I imagining that? maybe he kept his head lowered out of respect for the Prince of Darkness.

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God damn it, warlord was over and Josh didn't make a 'chillin' vid with him. This bizarre fart obsession is destroying josh's already meager judgement
 
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This is great. Cool taste tried to do a reaction to cobra’s video about him smashing his phone and rage quit it.
also,skip the first six mins (I think) since it’s just him fucking up his tts
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Can't believe Cooltaste would diss Cobes like this after Cobes hooked him up with some tactical soap, TMDNWU
 
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daBonehead said:
Can't believe Cooltaste would diss Cobes like this after Cobes hooked him up with some tactical soap, TMDNWU
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Just love the boglin talking down to a boglin. Lol don’t know why they’re always hot and cold with each other.

Robert w'E'd Leef said:
no wonder those farts are just sliding out nonstop
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Yeah, warlord dropped his warhead into cobra and gave him his warload TWU toobz not gay btw
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
That man is going to shit his pants and upload before he realizes it some day. Mark my words.
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Jesus Christ, if you put all the farts he's been uploading side by side, you can hear his o-ring getting blown out in real time.

Hairy Prolapse and the Witches Circle ButtDonut saga comin' in nicely, toobz
 
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