Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Cobra has no real political ideology. He is a human sponge with a 12 year old's intellectual capacity. The only issue he really cares about is weed being legal. You could lock him in a room with a huge playlist of Vaush videos and he would come out as a devote socialist. Redditors just want another "Nazi" to scream about into the void.
Gonna be honest, I think if Ozzy said some nazi shit Cobes would get behind it. To me if he sees somebody as an authority figure or somebody who he has been conditioned to respect he will attempt to mimic them and follow their lead like a subservient ape in a pack.
 

Cobra has the perfect drink combo for when you have a head cold!
The plastic 500ml or whatever of rot gut vodka almost already empty and then he just tossed it behind him. That will be in the same location a month from now.
That nectar (not a sponsor btw, it's just really good) definitely hid the awfulness of that cheap vodka.
 
The plastic 500ml or whatever of rot gut vodka almost already empty and then he just tossed it behind him. That will be in the same location a month from now.
That nectar (not a sponsor btw, it's just really good) definitely hid the awfulness of that cheap vodka.
My personal favorite part was where he said the drink was good for a head cold because it had orange juice in it. He has no idea that alcohol depresses the immune system. He likely doesn't know what an immune system is.
 

Cobra has the perfect drink combo for when you have a head cold!
He still has a fuckin cold? Guess his immune system is shot. Perpetual sickness coming in nicely toobz, his deterioration is gonna be speeding up more and more.
 

Cobra has the perfect drink combo for when you have a head cold!
I looked up that Jumex on Walmart.com and it's 40 dollars a can.
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Thankfully the 24 pack apparently reduces the cost to 2.5%

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But unfortunately they're filled with ethernet cables.

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Guessing these are Walmart's fuckups but it's still funny how everything in the Cobraverse is batshit insane.
 
I looked up that Jumex on Walmart.com and it's 40 dollars a can.
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Thankfully the 24 pack apparently reduces the cost to 2.5%

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But unfortunately they're filled with ethernet cables.

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Guessing these are Walmart's fuckups but it's still funny how everything in the Cobraverse is batshit insane.
I can totally see Cobra spending $40 on a can of juice to mix with his $4 bottle of vodka, it fits in with his other spending habits.
 
My personal favorite part was where he said the drink was good for a head cold because it had orange juice in it. He has no idea that alcohol depresses the immune system. He likely doesn't know what an immune system is.
He still has a fuckin cold? Guess his immune system is shot. Perpetual sickness coming in nicely toobz, his deterioration is gonna be speeding up more and more.
I think it was mentioned earlier in the thread (and I agree with it if so) that Cobes' improper nourishment keeps his body from repairing at a reasonable rate. He beats his body down almost daily with alcohol and it's becoming more visible. His arms are getting what I'll call "alcohol puffy" and I'm sure his little corgi legs are too.

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Hahahaha yesssssssss subway totally watches my videos troles!
The "Get Sauced" Sandwich Combo. Just replace the chocolate chips with whatever pillies Walt be bangin'.
 

Normally I wouldn't post a joke video, but he looks ESPECIALLY homeless and insane in this video.
He looks fucking horrible. Like not too far from dying. I would def cross the street if I saw him coming my way.

I suspect we will have a fairly serious health saga coming up in the future. Alcoholics though do cling on for years, just beating the fuck outta their bodies as they drink poison by the gallon
 
He looks fucking horrible. Like not too far from dying. I would def cross the street if I saw him coming my way.

I suspect we will have a fairly serious health saga coming up in the future. Alcoholics though do cling on for years, just beating the fuck outta their bodies as they drink poison by the gallon
I hope not. I actually like Josh as gross as he is. The boy entertains me, nobody quite like him, and you guys make it better. Hell you could almost consider me an unironic fan of his.
 
No way, that's what the door dashed sub with only sauces that warlord ate musta been called. What a classic moment in Cobes History lmfao
Oh yeah the sauce sandwich was legendary and that makes the fake ad even better. Warlord gets hyped, goes off to the kitchen, sees what's up, promptly returns to the living room where Cobes immediately tells Warlord he doesn't want to review it. Cobes knew exactly what was in that sandwich. And what do you mean, "I can't eat this!"? You're fucking homeless, Floorlord.
 
Oh yeah the sauce sandwich was legendary and that makes the fake ad even better. Warlord gets hyped, goes off to the kitchen, sees what's up, promptly returns to the living room where Cobes immediately tells Warlord he doesn't want to review it. Cobes knew exactly what was in that sandwich. And what do you mean, "I can't eat this!"? You're fucking homeless, Floorlord.
It really is amazing how long Cobes seethed over Sasha eating that "sandwich", must have been what was in his mind when he delivered his signature Saunders Shove
 
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