Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I was looking up the Conquistador apartments. This is what it looks like when its brand new.
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Im not sure its been posted here before.
 
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biggacracka said:
"Just rub tactical soap on your clothes, TWU toobz"

Unless he's been out in the rain recently, I'm sure Cobes and all his possessions have not touched a drop of pure water in a long, long time.
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You can at least tell when he's taken a shower by how his hair forms dog ears on the side of his head. Boy needs to go to a stylist or at least a barber to get his skullet trimmed to look SOMEWHAT presentable if he's going to keep it that long. Instead he's allowed it to just grow and grow and grow, so who knows how out of whack and uneven it really is since we'll never get a good investigative look
 
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charlesdickens said:
Lenin Lime's channel has been the historical go-to for backups of Josh's deleted content, but since he has been deleting so many lately, he's been playing catch up it seems and doesn't have everything.
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Good to know! I hope that it's included in one of the recap videos. Chat was turned off so I don't think a lot of people actually tuned in

If m'lord does laundry at his gothic apartment ((totally paid for by his business)), then I assume the laundry machines must be coin-operated. I like to think homedad Clint comes around with a roll of coins sometimes and Cobra burns the coins on getting gas station snacks.

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If D.A.R.E knew what they were doing, they would make Josh the postal child of alcohol and drug abuse. PSAs with KingCobraJFS would scare the fuck outta me as a kid. Hell Josh is probably the best living argument against Marijuana legalization. Josh life proves marijuana is not 100% harmless. The irony.
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I've always wanted to know if Cobra would speak for anti-alcohol/drug groups. He certainly doesn't seem the type, but I would 100% abstain from drinking if I saw this corgi-legged individual ((who smells good)) come over to tell me "Yeah, guys. Drugs and alcohol are gothic AF. Look at how I turned out. I have 46K subscribers on youtoobz."
In the same breath, I'd like Cobra to do a PSA on hygiene. Any kid that sees his pearly whites are gonna think twice before skipping out on brushing and flossing.
 
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biggacracka said:
Cobes has been streaming for one hour now, just found out about it. Comments are off

He's now talking about shitting himself while on acid
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Rare form! We're getting an actual story from cobes of him being a retard.

I have no reason to doubt it happened, but if someone actually believes he was on acid when it happened, they're probably excited for his next album as well. He thinks spinning it as a silly drug story will give him that bad ass rock and roll bad boy cred. Whoa man, you were so high you shit yourself and didnt care thats badass!
 
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biggacracka said:
Cobes has been streaming for one hour now, just found out about it. Comments are off

He's now talking about shitting himself while on acid
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This is the only video I was able to find of this. Pretty funny ngl.


Edit: Cut down video

 
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I don't think that sound is actually playing through his headphones and that they cause him actual pain to wear. I like to believe that all he has to do is change the output to the headphones, but I hope that he never figures it out. He goes harder with these headphones. No one belts out the jamz like M'lord.

I'd like to see more vlog style videos from him. I'm curious what he does all day besides streaming. I think he's mentioned watching cartoons and gaming in the past, but that can only distract him for so long.
 
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From all his stories, it is pretty evident he's never tripped on acid or shrooms. He wants so badly to have this crazy rock star persona and models his life after The Osbournes-era Ozzy, yet his glory days/peak/whatever you want to call it was barely anything. He has to be a poser when it comes to things like being a drug user in his 20s which is one of the more pathetic things. I think that gets overlooked a bit. It's a bit forgivable to be a goth poser even if he is at best a mall goth, stuff like that is part of his regarded identity and the old charm he had before he became this unlikable drunk misanthrope. Maybe something from Angie and Walt, but Josh has only been able to get "gas station" highs -- tobacco, alcohol, energy drinks, delta 8/cbd, spice, kratom. He's lucky to make connections for weed.

This is an idiot huffing Victoria's Secret cologne thinking he's high. He hasn't changed from making "jail house acid" with an orange peel and toothpaste in Job Corp. What a regard.
 
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Raxx king said:
How long has been Daily drinkin at this point? Alcohol withdrawal takes a lot longer than Opiate withdrawal to set in, but it will happen eventually.
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He's been consistently drinking for over 3 years. It really seemed to pick up in 2019 and 2020. But don't worry, Cobes has kratom shots to ease the pain of alcohol withdrawal.
 
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How long has been Daily drinkin at this point? Alcohol withdrawal takes a lot longer than Opiate withdrawal to set in, but it will happen eventually.
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I'd guess he's probably missed very few days since Covid started. We know that the only days he doesn't drink is when his bank account is overdrawn from buying yesterday's alcohol.
 
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