Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I managed to get a copy of At the Gates of Hell. Lucky really, I was kinda paying attention to the release, but didn't expect them to sell out that quickly. I think bandcamp have three copies left. I might buy another tape player and listen to Satans Bell and Gates of Hell simultaneously for the full Cobra experience.

He rhymes masturbate with chaturbate and irate in liquid sunshine. The goth, the bad boy, the bard.
 
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New album is the same as the old album as the old album as the old album, derivative garbage that sucks. It's more like some shit a fifth grader makes for a class project and it's pretty silly people pay cash just because bog boy sputtered into a mic for it.
 
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"liquid sunshine" is really fascinating to me. I was listening to it while working and it reminds me of Tom Waits if he was some kind of drug-baby autist.

The slow, depressing pulse and out of tune acoustic and lyrics are a strangely accurate reflection of Cobes' existence, and there are these brief moments that feel almost self aware... which are then ruined by Cobra trying way too hard with his goth bad-boi nonsense. At about 10mins or so I actually said outloud "ah Cobes, ya lost me".

Legitimately my favourite Cobra song.
 
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Coom Cruiser said:
"liquid sunshine" is really fascinating to me. I was listening to it while working and it reminds me of Tom Waits if he was some kind of drug-baby autist.

The slow, depressing pulse and out of tune acoustic and lyrics are a strangely accurate reflection of Cobes' existence, and there are these brief moments that feel almost self aware... which are then ruined by Cobra trying way too hard with his goth bad-boi nonsense. At about 10mins or so I actually said outloud "ah Cobes, ya lost me".

Legitimately my favourite Cobra song.
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I think at about the 10.50 the guitar actually sounds kinda good and he does something melodic. It’s fleeting, and hints at potential, but it’s there all the same. It’s absolute outsider art. The fact it’s so close to working but you know it’s gonna fall apart is the story of Cobes life.
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
To be fair, cobes raps better than he does "metal" tracks
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Now I want to see Cyrax and KingCobraJFS have a Rap battle. 1673649156989.jpeg
 
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Josh should just become a rapper. In the past he used to freestyle on stream and it was at least interesting, certainly much more listenable than his metal music. It would also be funny if he went full wigger along with this, got some shitty chinesium gold chain with a cobra on it. If somebody sent him that he'd probably wear it.
 
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slippin'jimmy said:
Josh should just become a rapper. In the past he used to freestyle on stream and it was at least interesting, certainly much more listenable than his metal music. It would also be funny if he went full wigger along with this, got some shitty chinesium gold chain with a cobra on it. If somebody sent him that he'd probably wear it.
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agreed. aliexpress has some golden cobra garbage but our boy needs an obnoxiously big one. like a life-sized cobra.

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crying and shidding said:
iced out cobra w/ matching iced out cuban link would be fucking amazing.
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Man I'd like to see some ween send him that, but he'd NEVER wear it, you just know he'd never fucking wear it. It doesnt fit his aesthetic at all sadly. It's just steel and "silver" for his jewelry, and sharpie blacked glasses.
 
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HiveDull said:
If someone got him that, you know he would "customize" it by painting it black. He'd call it dark gold and black diamonds to fit his ""goth"" aesthetic.

100% gonna paint the necklace inside his apartment too.
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"I spraypainted my cobra chain black to go against the grain of society." It would be great too if he switched back to the bandanas or the unholy hat and just wore it to death.
 
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