Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robust User]

as well as schizophrenia

He's not schizophrenic, and people need to stop humoring this idea because it's 100% unadulterated bullshit.

 

[PetiteFeet]

-snip-

No need to overthink this so much, Cobes is autistic and people on the spectrum tend to hyperfocus on things like foods they enjoy.

Is it really just him trying to make himself feel better or something?

Yes, I think it's something like that. A lot of what he does on camera seems to me like something a child would do to prove how "mature" they are. He puts on airs to seem better to own the troles. He probably thinks stuff like making a fuckoff goblet of dank drink combo hides how much alcohol he's actually having and enforcing the 5PM rule, at least when he's on camera, falls into the same category of him "having cut back on drinking".

Again, he's autistic and has the mind of a 12 year old.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

No need to overthink this so much, Cobes is autistic and people on the spectrum tend to hyperfocus on things like foods they enjoy.


Yes, I think it's something like that. A lot of what he does on camera seems to me like something a child would do to prove how "mature" they are. He puts on airs to seem better to own the troles. He probably thinks stuff like making a fuckoff goblet of dank drink combo hides how much alcohol he's actually having and enforcing the 5PM rule, at least when he's on camera, falls into the same category of him "having cut back on drinking".

Again, he's autistic and has the mind of a 12 year old.

Yeah, this seems like an autistic meltdown to me.

 

[HiveDull]

Man, doot. He's a little messed up in this video. The video just started and he's immediately slurring.
Gotta say that this is the most normal thing that he's made and that I would probably eat it.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I love how he says "my apologies" as if he's a gentleman before he sucks at the KFC sauce drippings on his shirt.
Better put your pinky up while you sip on that gravy, BOY!

 

[TMDWTFIU]

Man, doot. He's a little messed up in this video. The video just started and he's immediately slurring.
Gotta say that this is the most normal thing that he's made and that I would probably eat it.

I kept waiting for the fistful of crushed doritos but surprisingly they never came.

 

[AnOminous]

This has to be the most insane thought loop Cobes has had. He brings up the double down and not hating KFC like 30 times.

Why does he cough every time he says it?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Why does he cough every time he says it?

the goff witches that run his local KFC probably cursed him. Lung cancer arc coming in nicely toobz

 

[Generic Retard]

I didn't even know you could buy Twangquery in a jug with a proper handle lol


Edit: Ok, that's apparently the 1.75l bottle (47.3% Toobsss)

 

[Devious Dave]

You know I use to work at KFC when I was 15 (haven't ate there since) there's nothing special about the gravy it's just powder you pour into hot water maybe someone should send him a big bag of gravy mix I bet he'd start drinking it like kratomt

 

[BoglimArchives]

You know I use to work at KFC when I was 15 (haven't ate there since) there's nothing special about the gravy it's just powder you pour into hot water maybe someone should send him a big bag of gravy mix I bet he'd start drinking it like kratomt

I knew a lady who worked at Dominos who watches his stuff, she bought a whole box of Garlic Parmesan sauce cups to send to him. Like 200 of the fucking things. I'm willing to bet it's still sitting in his P.O box or something because he hasn't got it yet, I've been patiently awaiting the day where he opens it up and it blows his mind.

 

[BigSquirtJones]

You know I use to work at KFC when I was 15 (haven't ate there since) there's nothing special about the gravy it's just powder you pour into hot water maybe someone should send him a big bag of gravy mix I bet he'd start drinking it like kratomt

That gravy is the motherfucking fire. I buy just gravy and drink that shit. I need the bulk powder son

 

[UncommonParlence]

That gravy is the motherfucking fire. I buy just gravy and drink that shit. I need the bulk powder son

Fuck yeah, son! Inject that shit. Run an iv. Beer bong the fuck out of it. Why has noone sent him a beer bong?

 

[HiveDull]

Cobes would 100% be down to gulp an entire viking horn of KFC gravy.
He drank that nacho cheese so gravy certainly isn't out of the realm of possibility for him.

 

[AnOminous]

That gravy is the motherfucking fire. I buy just gravy and drink that shit. I need the bulk powder son

The actual Colonel Sanders himself hated that shit and described it as being basically wallpaper paste.

Come to think of it here's that actual article.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I didn't even know you could buy Twangquery in a jug with a proper handle lol
View attachment 5018325

Edit: Ok, that's apparently the 1.75l bottle (47.3% Toobsss)

That is a lot of gin. In my experience gin is especially depressive compared to other liquors and leads to extremely emotional states. I've never had a good time on gin.

 

[AnOminous]

That is a lot of gin. In my experience gin is especially depressive compared to other liquors and leads to extremely emotional states. I've never had a good time on gin.

People who drink gin all the time have always struck me as retards. I don't know if it's the juniper berries or whatever, but they're fucking retarded. It tastes like floor varnish. Anyone who likes the taste of this vile shit has something wrong with them. When actually mixing something with the repulsive concoction that is tonic water actually improves its taste, it is a vile substance all sensible people should abstain from.

 

[Bogliacci]

To cobes it's all just alcohol for his girly drinks when you get to the bottom of the glass.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

People who drink gin all the time have always struck me as retards. I don't know if it's the juniper berries or whatever, but they're fucking retarded. It tastes like floor varnish. Anyone who likes the taste of this vile shit has something wrong with them. When actually mixing something with the repulsive concoction that is tonic water actually improves its taste, it is a vile substance all sensible people should abstain from.

It might be TMI but that DUI I got back in my early 20's was the result of gin.

I blew a 0.25 as a result of a long dance with Bombay Sapphire. Never again, that stuff just creeps up on you.

 

[bonified retard]

New review for "Coca-Cola Move". Josh reads it as "Movie" and insists it tastes like buttered popcorn lol.

The first thing that comes up when googling this product: "What does Coca-Cola Move taste like? This product is vanilla forward and has a strawberry-ish flavor to it."