Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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whogoesthere said:
Not sure he is balding, its an odd way to lose your hair. What are those little marks, are they sores, or has he tried to do something to his hair, one of those "get your hair back" scams you always see. Could it also be shaving nicks, if he is trying to give himself an under cut. I know you are thinking "what balding idiot would shave of hair if they are already losing it", and to that I say this is Cobra. Not only would he do something that stupid, he would huff duster whilst doing it.
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Yeah I think it's shaving too after thinking about it, he's got a history of being a retard with shaving too. I dont need to bring up the eyebrows around here to make my point lol
 
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Bogliacci said:
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Someone on reddit noticed what I noticed, he's got hair and then it just stops lmfao is he shaving the back of his neck? It looks as if he's balded on the direct back of his head and now mostly just has straggling strands hanging on for dear life and the dog ears on either side of his head. Basically, the ponytail represents a combover for the back of his head lol. That's my hypotheses at least.
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I wonder if it's caused by his collars pushing up and chafing the skin when he falls asleep in his chair.
 
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I saw someone in a comment section mentioning Clint did nude photography with his students at the community college he works out and that sounds like total bullshit does anyone here know about this?
 
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Apparently our boggy boy is cranking one out and felt the need to let the world know.
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The channel is just reuploads of random tiktok thots. Not sure why he's beating his meat to this shit instead of chaturbate or whatever.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I saw someone in a comment section mentioning Clint did nude photography with his students at the community college he works out and that sounds like total bullshit does anyone here know about this?
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Sounds like alog shit, clint's just a goober he's not some sicko like cobes is imo

Kermit Jizz said:
Apparently our boggy boy is cranking one out and felt the need to let the world know.
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The channel is just reuploads of random tiktok thots. Not sure why he's beating his meat to this shit instead of chaturbate or whatever.
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well cobes' xhamster account likes and favorites has been public for years so...
 
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Bogliacci said:
well cobes' xhamster account likes and favorites has been public for years so...
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Yeah, just seems kind of odd that a man so shameless would bother with some super soft core stuff. This is the kind of channel I'd expect appeals to an old man who knows nothing about the internet, not a giga coomer like cobes.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I saw someone in a comment section mentioning Clint did nude photography with his students at the community college he works out and that sounds like total bullshit does anyone here know about this?
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Bogliacci said:
Sounds like alog shit, clint's just a goober he's not some sicko like cobes is imo
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Can't believe some of you have been sleeping on Papa Saunders' "art" -----> you can find it at www.clintsaunders.com
Apparently, delusions can be transmitted genetically.
Word of warning though, my browser is telling me the website is not secure and I don't know what exactly that entails

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eaglesfan665 said:
Can't believe some of you have been sleeping on Papa Saunders' "art" -----> you can find it at www.clintsaunders.com
Apparently, delusions can be transmitted genetically.
Word of warning though, my browser is telling me the website is not secure and I don't know what exactly that entails

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Sicko Saunders Sr.
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eaglesfan665 said:
Can't believe some of you have been sleeping on Papa Saunders' "art" -----> you can find it at www.clintsaunders.com
Apparently, delusions can be transmitted genetically.
Word of warning though, my browser is telling me the website is not secure and I don't know what exactly that entails

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Oh I know how weird his art is, I just don't believe he's taking naked pics with students.
 
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Cobes sounded the most coherent he has a in a while in his latest vid.
Maybe he's off the duster, he mentioned he hadn't had a drink for a couple of days and he might be telling the truth.
Said he would go on Fishtank if it was less cold, lol.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Oh I know how weird his art is, I just don't believe he's taking naked pics with students.
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true haven't seen any direct evidence of that either but I assumed that some of his students may have helped him in shooting and collating some of the pieces where he and some other people are in the nude
 
I have a theory - he's being eaten alive by the chairbugs.

Alternatively, because of his poor lifestyle choices and general lack of hygiene, could his body be dissolving/rotting? We know his teeth are in extremely poor condition and I've heard of infections impacting the entire body if given enough time and lack of medical care. Severely poor dental hygiene can become a very difficult case of gingivitis/periodontitis.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
I have a theory - he's being eaten alive by the chairbugs.

Alternatively, because of his poor lifestyle choices and general lack of hygiene, could his body be dissolving/rotting? We know his teeth are in extremely poor condition and I've heard of infections impacting the entire body if given enough time and lack of medical care. Severely poor dental hygiene can become a very difficult case of gingivitis/periodontitis.
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Well you dont start bloating up like a corpse if you're healthy I suppose
 
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