Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Showing him that you can use Uber to go places like work, taking him out to a metal concert or the zoo, going to some decent bars/restaurants, showing him how to set up a VOIP number for the trolls to use instead of his real number, showing him that you're not supposed to make a giant watered down glass of kratom and sip it over 5 hours, showing him some based YouTubers instead of these whiney faggot liberals he parrots.
Here is the thing, people have already tried this with no results. You underestimate how stubborn he is when it comes to learning new things. Not to mention, touching the cow (Josh) is dumb. Just watch and enjoy the ride, even if it's painful and increasingly boring.
 
The subreddit once again is trying to get Josh reported for social security fraud.
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The reason why this is so egregious is his SSI covers his rent. Without it he is totally destitute. He would be homeless within a month without it. They are literally trying to get a mentally retarded man to be homeless.
 
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Here is the thing, people have already tried this with no results. You underestimate how stubborn he is when it comes to learning new things. Not to mention, touching the cow (Josh) is dumb. Just watch and enjoy the ride, even if it's painful and increasingly boring.
Yeah naw, I'm not. I'm very familiar with all of the lore at play here. To the extent that people have tried to help him, it's been random spergs messaging him and annoying fat bitches on VCs trying to talk down to someone with a terminal case of oppositional defiant disorder.

It's not "cow tipping" (such a faggy alternate to touching the 💩) if it's not malicious, in my opinion. You could argue that it's making any sort of contact but naw, it's about the intent.
Even if you think you shouldn't contact a lolcow for any reason, the faggoty shitheads ruining the show aren't going to care about muh forum rules.
I know Daddy Jersh is literally a thought leader who you should always listen to but being a fencesitter isn't a virtue, especially when you see bad shit happening.

I will however defer to the 4th rule of this thread instead of derailing everyone's good time of giggling at the rerun of the rerun of the rerun. Braindead autistic groundhog day shit

"Let's stop the show entirely"
Epic ween!
I despise the subreddit so much. I can always tell it's one of them when he gets a message about him being racist or sexist or insufficiently leftist.
 
I like Josh and really want to go hang out with him. Dude needs a buddy to drag him back out into the world, for his own benefit but also to breathe some life back into the content.
My only concern would be my ability to wrangle him enough to keep him from going live or telling randoms where we're at. I could probably cock block the weens from harassing the businesses we'd visit by just talking to management and not lingering too long but it'd be so much chiller to act as his cameraman and have him upload the raw footage of our adventures after we're done.
Probably won't go through with it but I do think about it fairly often.
So what's your name on the Subreddit?
 
I made this account just to tell you that you're a faggot.
Evil hearted people can sense that I'm diametrically opposed to everything they wrongly hold as a virtue. They try to attack my character but never address what I'm saying, especially when they run out of podcast/e-daddy talking points to regurgitate at me.
Or I'm just an annoying sperg.
Regardless, I am based 😎
I will pray that the Lord softens your heart and lifts this hateful veil from your eyes.
 
A new documentary came out about Cobes and I didn't see it posted yet so.
I don't look to shit on others for making high-effort videos like this because just 5 minutes in it seems like they really did a good amount of research and decent video editing... but this guy does not have a voice for it. He's sounds so aggressively British and not in a good way.
 
Evil hearted people can sense that I'm diametrically opposed to everything they wrongly hold as a virtue. They try to attack my character but never address what I'm saying, especially when they run out of podcast/e-daddy talking points to regurgitate at me.
Or I'm just an annoying sperg.
Regardless, I am based 😎
I will pray that the Lord softens your heart and lifts this hateful veil from your eyes.
Dude, with all due respect (which is not much) you sound like you need to take a break from the internet.
 
I don't look to shit on others for making high-effort videos like this because just 5 minutes in it seems like they really did a good amount of research and decent video editing... but this guy does not have a voice for it. He's sounds so aggressively British and not in a good way.
I saw his Drachenlord vid a month back and I was already wishing for him to get Lee Rigby'd halfway through.
 
I don't look to shit on others for making high-effort videos like this because just 5 minutes in it seems like they really did a good amount of research and decent video editing... but this guy does not have a voice for it. He's sounds so aggressively British and not in a good way.
I much prefer this simple format and voice rather than some TikTok faggot putting on an annoying screechy voice for comedic effect. Plus he spends the majority of the video unbiased until his ending thoughts, unlike other Youtubers telling you how awful and disgusting the person is throughout.
 
Normal human interaction would get him off of his fart throne and back to being kino.
I agree, partially. I've been listening to SeizureRobot's podcast and call-in vods and Mr. Green was featured in some of them.
Seizure and Mr. Green talked about how Cobes needs a normal human being around him to keep him grounded.
I don't think he needs a wrangler a la what null tried with Chris. I think he needs a wrangler from the state that has a professional distance from Cobes, untainted from Josh' online presence, to help him on a day to day basis if not simply a twice-a-week visit.
Clint or his mom can't do it, the parental connection will not be helpful. In fact, I think Clint should attempt as much as possible to take a step away from Josh and let the state wrangler do their job.

I don't know if it functions like this in America, but where I'm from you can get assistance from a local government assigned worker who is educated in how to help people with mental illnesses like anxiety reintegrate with society - they can help with whatever a given person needs, like grocery shopping, cooking or even going to social gatherings in a safe environment, so as to not regress further into an asocial shell of a person that cannot take care of themselves outside of the bare minimum.

Ideally, Cobra would get help with managing his finances, his hygiene, doing his laundry etc. and even seeking out social circles that aren't his usual druggy, stealy, rapey crowds.

I know, I'm dreaming big. But I would genuinely love to see Cobes flourish and grow as a person(🌈). I much prefer his tard Wendy's arc where he fucked up the teas over his current downwards spiral of huffing duster and slowly killing his bearded dragon.
 
Softism, etc
We definitely have various social workers like what you described but I think the O.D.D. would kick into overdrive if it was someone from the state coming to help him with things. The boy's definitely got silly brains but he's smart enough to realize that a social worker coming around all the time is a few steps away from getting hauled off to the gwoop home.

He needs friends that he can relate to and can be a positive influence but it's fucking Casper, WY. I'm familiar with the local wildlife there and you either have stuffy normalfags that would have nothing in common with Cobes or you have gutter people like most everyone Cobes has hung around. I never saw an in-between.

There's no "fixing" him as I've said but there's a lot of little things that could be done to help him be more stable, healthy and happy. That's all we could realistically hope to happen.

Also, Hail Seizure's A/V Magic. I've always appreciated how little he shills his work here. I saw the person of interest tag and looked him up. I even clicked the bell just because he didn't ask me to.
 
While glass tapping is generally dumb I don't really care if the IRS comes after him. He has repeatedly said he reports his income and that there's no problem with it and he has been very aware of the possible consequences. He's making multiple hundreds of dollars per stream now off of donations. Govt. disability exists to help people who can't make money due to their disabilities. Cobes in all his genius has started making a considerable amount of money so therefore if the govt. reduced his welfare that would be completely fair. I'm not going to go out of my way to report him or anything of course. But I do pay a shitload of taxes and while I generally dislike giving money to the govt. at least a tiny amount of it is going to people in need and Cobes no longer is in as much need as he was before.

That being said for a while he was earning around $1k a month shortly before his channel was "demonitorized" and he kept his SSI and I'm pretty sure Youtube has to report that to the govt. so who knows?
 
Evil hearted people can sense that I'm diametrically opposed to everything they wrongly hold as a virtue. They try to attack my character but never address what I'm saying, especially when they run out of podcast/e-daddy talking points to regurgitate at me.
Or I'm just an annoying sperg.
Regardless, I am based 😎
I will pray that the Lord softens your heart and lifts this hateful veil from your eyes.
Is this another Twu Games/Games/Boglim Archives alt?

Haven't been bullied away for good yet?
 
While glass tapping is generally dumb I don't really care if the IRS comes after him. He has repeatedly said he reports his income and that there's no problem with it and he has been very aware of the possible consequences. He's making multiple hundreds of dollars per stream now off of donations. Govt. disability exists to help people who can't make money due to their disabilities. Cobes in all his genius has started making a considerable amount of money so therefore if the govt. reduced his welfare that would be completely fair. I'm not going to go out of my way to report him or anything of course. But I do pay a shitload of taxes and while I generally dislike giving money to the govt. at least a tiny amount of it is going to people in need and Cobes no longer is in as much need as he was before.

That being said for a while he was earning around $1k a month shortly before his channel was "demonitorized" and he kept his SSI and I'm pretty sure Youtube has to report that to the govt. so who knows?
You get blown out the anus so you can give billionaire, child raping pieces of shit massive tax cuts, but cobes maybe touching over his limit is where you start to pull your lines in?

I hope Cobes scams the government all his life, and never gets caught.
 
The subreddit once again is trying to get Josh reported for social security fraud.
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The reason why this is so egregious is his SSI covers his rent. Without it he is totally destitute. He would be homeless within a month without it. They are literally trying to get a mentally retarded man to be homeless.

Not encouraging it but i think if someone wanted to and complained loud enough it wouldn't be hard to get the subreddit banned it clearly falls into harassment and at the end of the day josh is mentally retarded
I would love to see all these weens cry about it when it inevitably happens
 
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