Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock2]

Cobes was sent some troll deliveries and food hacked them to own the trolls.
Just ate a meatless big mac and cat food sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/live/7i6TeKlcSb0?si=9D7RUgopvudluDeW

 

[Guts]

Eating a sardine and cat food BigMac to own the trolls.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

When he isn't stuck in a rant about gender relations he is unironically a good streamer. Like how many streamers do you know of that will make a dank food combo out of cat food just to entertain their audience? None. It's only Cobes. He took something that he could have easily just have thrown away out of anger and made a bit out of it. He might be self aware enough to know he did that but he did.

 

[RollingRock2]

He will devour cat food but refuses to accept baby food

 

[Bogliacci]

Wait did he put the catfood on a mayo only big mac himself or did a trole do that and put it at his door?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Wait did he put the catfood on a mayo only big mac himself or did a trole do that and put it at his door?

Cobra did it himself because he owns his sad troles.

 

[RollingRock2]

Wait did he put the catfood on a mayo only big mac himself or did a trole do that and put it at his door?

He made it himself

 

[Bogliacci]

We have been owned

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

I love it when he recounts a food hack step by step. He takes on this weird wistful cadence and brims with undeserved gravitas. It gets me every time.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

New head canon: Cobes is getting District 9'ed. Would explain so much, including the newfound love of catfood.

 

[Dill]

Josh eats cat food and mayo and washes it down with his homemade mead (poison)

 

[Buckaroo]

I think Cobes is around 31-32, no? If so, he probably grew up hearing it on the radio. I've begun noticing myself singing or humming "childhood classics" and for some reason I can never forget them - things like Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls and other late 90s early 00s top 100 tracks, music I haven't listened to on the regular at all since I was a kid.
Josh' mental state has been regressing quite a lot late, despite everything he claims about the duster not affecting him, his lack of social circle that leaves him alone with his thoughts for hours on end.
"you are my fire. The one desire"
Echoing on and on in his otherwise empty skull.

That could be it, I think he was talking about a specific high school crush a lot around that time too.

 

[HiveDull]

Did he livestream himself shaving the goat gruff?
Last time he did something like that he used this electric razor and it sounded like it was dying lol

 

[RollingRock2]

Mead has Cobes sleepy

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Josh eats cat food and mayo and washes it down with his homemade mead (poison)

This is like when a troll got him to start huffing air duster. He's just going to start regularly eating cat food now, isn't he?

 

[Kerr Avon]

How long until he progresses from cat food to cat shit?

 

[Juhlonduss]

This is like when a troll got him to start huffing air duster. He's just going to start regularly eating cat food now, isn't he?

It looked like he was truly enjoying it until that aftertaste hit him. Give it a few months couple weeks and every new food hack will involve Fancy Feast

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

It looked like he was truly enjoying it until that aftertaste hit him. Give it a few months and every new food hack will involve Fancy Feast

When he was eating the can of cat food last week, he kept saying it was disgusting and tasted horrible...but then he kept going back for more bites.

 

[HiveDull]

He probably can't tolerate most solid foods now, they must hurt his teeth. I expect that he's gonna be eating a lot of mushy foods.

 

[UncommonParlence]

This fool has to be STARVING. End/beginning of the month man.

I think his "tax returns" hit 3rd or 5th of the month. Home stepmom prolly doesn't bring the groceries for another day or two and Jorp is relying on the hilarity of strangers.

Fixing up proono, eating cat food, and even making "music". Ole dude is sitting ugly. I think he's finally gotten far enough behind the 8 ball that donos can no longer rescue him. He has gotten too far in debt and the pay pigs have become marginally smarter.

He got really spoiled there for a minute but he abused his privilege. You can't do a pouty ebeg stream 5 times a week. Hell, he was ebegging EVERY day for a while. He was starting 3-400$ in the red and coming out 3 digits in the black.

Now when he does shout outs you rarely hear one break a dollar. He was too ungrateful and entitled for even the toktik piggies, which is really saying something.

All he'd have to do really is not go into the red immediately one time. But no, he's so darn impatient that donos no longer pay for door dash, its all going to over draft fees.

Makes you wonder if Clunt has stepped in(and hence prison wine and no dashing doors).

The piggies annoyed the shit out of me spoiling Jorp and deincentivizing content but I feel a little bad for the peanut headed tard burger. He thought he'd broken the code and no longer had to try, lmao.