Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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beepbopisuckcock said:
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Why is he trying to kill his pancreas and liver in one go?
Does yeast ferment with that much fat in solution?
Will the fats go rancid before he drinks it?
At what point does it stop being 'mead'?
Can Cobes ever admit he did something dumb?
Do chocolate and mango actually taste good together?
If Elvis were alive, would he drink the banana peanut butter bacon beverage?
Is drinking yeast slurry actually providing benefit to Cobes in the form of B vitamins?
Should he try to make a cat food based wine next?

The mead saga was never supposed to look like this. It was supposed to be a cheat code for endless booze, on-stream blackouts, and constant wellness checks. He had so many resources and weens try and guide him. So many ways to go right, but we wound up here.
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Because he's a retard.
No.
Yes.
It never was.
No, never.
I mean, maybe?
God, probably.
lol no.
No but he most likely will.

Hope that helps.

I for one am loving this. I can't wait for his latest witches brew to develop those floating bubbles of mold that happen when you leave soup out for way too damn long, and for him to defiantly drink the slurry just to own the trolls. He's just a few steps away from trying to make jenkem, and I am fucking ready.
 
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Why does cobes have a plastic container full of chili with sliced hotdogs at the bottom of it?

Epic canning saga soon?

Edit: still trying to figure things out, couldn't add rollingrock2 messages with picture of cobes holding juice container.
 
RazorBackBacon said:
Because he's a retard.
No.
Yes.
It never was.
No, never.
I mean, maybe?
God, probably.
lol no.
No but he most likely will.

Hope that helps.

I for one am loving this. I can't wait for his latest witches brew to develop those floating bubbles of mold that happen when you leave soup out for way too damn long, and for him to defiantly drink the slurry just to own the trolls. He's just a few steps away from trying to make jenkem, and I am fucking ready.
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The way you responded, you should have been putting tomlinsonism in there.

No, stalker
Yes, stalker
It never was, stalker
No, never, stalker. Enjoy prison.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
I can't wait for his latest witches brew
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Duuuuude! Halloween mead!

Also I love this boglim.
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Buster Scruggs said:
It’s worth mentioning that the hardening Reese’s syrup is basically just peanut butter flavored chocolate mixed with a ton of coconut oil (it’s what hardens the syrup). It’s just a huge stomach ache and toothache waiting to happen lmao.
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all the fats in that shit are gonna be so rancid ugh
 
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The Good Dog said:
What happens when you drink something that has that much yeast in it? Asking for my homeboy's SOON TO BE OBLITERTATED ASSHOLE.
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A homebrewer brought this up in the comments of the Boglim Chronicles video saying he could give himself auto-brewery syndrome. The TL;DR is yeast can become pathogenic in your stomach and ferment eaten sugar and intoxicate you. The boglim may have actually taken a shortcut and be able to get drunk off his high-carb diet alone.
 
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Andoxico said:
A homebrewer brought this up in the comments of the Boglim Chronicles video saying he could give himself auto-brewery syndrome. The TL;DR is yeast can become pathogenic in your stomach and ferment eaten sugar and intoxicate you. The boglim may have actually taken a shortcut and be able to get drunk off his high-carb diet alone.
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Now I imagine him pouring sugar in his mouth, washing it with some drink combo and shaking himself to mix it all up to make the internal MEAD
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
Bananas
Honey
Sugar
Reese's ice cream topping
Reese's peanut butter cups
Bacon bits
Mucho Mango juice

This "mead" is going to be fucking vile. His teeth are going to be screaming at all the sugar.
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Cobes, use a bigger container if you're going to fill it 3/4 up with shit that isn't juice. For fucks sake.
 
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