Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BallBuster II]

I know the Reddit tards are absolutely the worst but someone posted about sending him 300+ bananas and I can’t stop thinking about how he would handle that many fucking bananas. I’d be so frustrated no lie.

If I am doing my autistic math right, that would roughly be around 150 pounds of bananas at $0.58 cents a pound on average, for a grand total of $87 worth of bananas. While absolutely hilarious, imagine how sad your life would have to be to drop $90 to troll Cobes with a fruit delivery?

 

[Shishou Dollars]

If I am doing my autistic math right, that would roughly be around 150 pounds of bananas at $0.58 cents a pound on average, for a grand total of $87 worth of bananas. While absolutely hilarious, imagine how sad your life would have to be to drop $90 to troll Cobes with a fruit delivery?

the boy NEEDS his potassium

 

[Bogliacci]

If it happened he should just do a stream eating all the bananas to own the trolls

 

['Ole Dente]

If I am doing my autistic math right, that would roughly be around 150 pounds of bananas at $0.58 cents a pound on average, for a grand total of $87 worth of bananas. While absolutely hilarious, imagine how sad your life would have to be to drop $90 to troll Cobes with a fruit delivery?

shhhhh i wanna see what a real life King K. Rool would look like with his stolen banana hoard



harharharhar fuck my monkey trolls youtube, they’re just jealous of my sick banana hoard. one day ill have my clocktower galleon, they’ll all see

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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God seeing them takes me back.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cenobite transformation is MDWU, toobz.
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Not even the Cenobites could handle the sight or smell of that Reeses jenkem mead.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Live and lookin like an egg.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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Live and lookin like an egg.

It will never cease to amaze me how hard he is on his hats, I know they are not quality hats to begin with but he just seems to destroy them - I am kinda curious as to what he's be able to do to a metal helmet at this point.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

It's hair dye. Specifically box hair dye destroys your hair so bad. Women go bald from it trying to be "fun blondes" on the chcheap.

I agree with you 80%

It's specifically cheap box dye, or going many shades above or below your natural color that causes serious issues and hair shedding.

Cobes is naturally a light, almost red tinted brunette if we go by his older photos. Even though he isnt bleaching it platinum blonde, he's going into a much darker shade than his hair can probably tolerate and the dye he is using is probably 5 bucks a box.

 

[Ponzo]

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Live and lookin like an egg.

He is starting to look like blade. OnlyUseMeCobes

with his internet not working, can we assume he didn't pay his cable bill?

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

He is starting to look like blade. OnlyUseMeCobes

with his internet not working, can we assume he didn't pay his cable bill?

Bold of you to assume that he pays for anything really. Most likely Papa Nips ran late with the internet bill, whether that was intentional or accidental is up for debate however.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

He is starting to look like blade. OnlyUseMeCobes

with his internet not working, can we assume he didn't pay his cable bill?

Idk about that. Considering how many "beer tricks" and replay of Cuties it has seen, his iMac is probably close to death.

 

[Drama Fan]

10/18 the master vintner at work!

Good to see Cobes finally got a kitchen towel to clean up his constant messes.

>mfw Cobes adds even more sugar to a "mead" that already has unfermented liquid caramel in it
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I don't know why he huffs the balloons like it will get him high. Its just CO2, it's like huffing a seltzer.


You and @Sloppy Party Bottom should breathe some life back in to the homebrew thread. Post your sick meads and wines.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-home-brewing-thread.3341/

A lot of the high people get from huffing stuff like computer duster is simply denying oxygen to the brain temporarily; huffing CO2 is not that far off.

I found a channel while being on boglim livestream withdrawal and that channel has too few views for all the editing they do
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Saving this for later. Looks kino

 

['Ole Dente]

It will never cease to amaze me how hard he is on his hats, I know they are not quality hats to begin with but he just seems to destroy them - I am kinda curious as to what he's be able to do to a metal helmet at this point.

Funny enough the metal helmet he owns is the only hat he’s never fucked up to any large degree.



I haven’t seen it in a while tho I think he stopped wearing it once ole pickle brains realized he is essentially riding around town with a tard dome on his head.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Funny enough the metal helmet he owns is the only hat he’s never fucked up to any large degree.

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I haven’t seen it in a while tho I think he stopped wearing it once ole pickle brains realized he is essentially riding around town with a tard dome on his head.

Fuck I forgot about the Green Tard Helm, having said that I still have my old stamped metal helmet and want to send it to him to see what happens.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

Been racking my brain who cobes reminds me of with these gross drinks and jacked up hairline....

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Cobes would 100% drink cigarette juice. "Tastes like mead and gives a good tummy burn toobs"

 

['Ole Dente]

Fuck I forgot about the Green Tard Helm, having said that I still have my old stamped metal helmet and want to send it to him to see what happens.

send him this and he will wear it

 

[Orkeosaurus]

My favorite part about the mead saga is how cobes tries to imitate the steps but fails completely. Like how he'll pointlessly put it in a new container because that's what the big boys do but he leaves out the part where you strain it from the sediment. Seriously if he just strained it through an old shirt it'd be 1000 times more potable.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he's already gotten cheesecloths from the redditards

 

[Bogliacci]

P sure his current hat is a woman's design a troll sent him, hilarious that he loves it.

Funny enough the metal helmet he owns is the only hat he’s never fucked up to any large degree.

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I haven’t seen it in a while tho I think he stopped wearing it once ole pickle brains realized he is essentially riding around town with a tard dome on his head.

Don't forget he'd wear it backwards on occasion

 

[SpiceyHuman]

My favorite part about the mead saga is how cobes tries to imitate the steps but fails completely. Like how he'll pointlessly put it in a new container because that's what the big boys do but he leaves out the part where you strain it from the sediment. Seriously if he just strained it through an old shirt it'd be 1000 times more potable.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he's already gotten cheesecloths from the redditards

He doesnt even need to strain it.

He just needs to stop fucking shaking it, and let the yeast settle to the bottom so he can siphon the clear liquid out, as normal.