Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Man that fucking cookie mead is unreal. I'm surprised he got an airlock too. I thought he was enjoying huffing the co2 out of the balloons. Anyway, godspeed Cobes, fuck the trolls, and keep on brewin'.
Someone sent him the airlock, but because the lid is already cracked, and the pathetic attempt at taping it, I doubt that airlock is performing efficiently. He would need to do a proper plastic repair for that thing to even be close to airtight again.
 
Mead update!

By this afternoon, to my suprise, the Cookie Monster Mead has turned a milky opaque color. Much of the cookie and banana have disolved and settled to the bottom. The sugar and honey apear to have dispersed thoroughly into the liquid. It actually looks less gross today then it did yesterday.

Which brings up a curious point of observation, and I beleive may confirm something a few of us have suspected that Cobes may have heen doing to his meads.

Yesterday, when Josh uploaded his mead update, his cookie monster brew looked nothing like what my batch is looking like right now. It was not milky, and for all intents and purposes, looked no different then it did when he first threw together his batch. This either means:

His "update" was actaully filmed on the same day he made it. Why he would do this I am not sure.

OR (And I'm m leaning towards this)

He has added real alcohol to his mead. Probably hard liqour. The alcohol has killed off any yeast in his mead and there is essentially no activity going on, so it looks the same as the day before. He may have realized during his first few batches, that he was not making anything with a substantial alcohol content, and started adding real liqour to his meads so when he finally does drink it, it gives the illusion he actually brewed hard booze and he can get a solid buzz off it.

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Anyways.

To my suprise, my Cookie Monster mead HAS begun showing activity, and the airlock has begun to bubble. Slowly, but its going.
 
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To my suprise, my Cookie Monster mead HAS begun showing activity, and the airlock has begun to bubble. Slowly, but its going.
Unexpected! I wonder if it'll continue. If the yeast is successfully multiplying despite the vinegar and preservatives then perhaps this is going to turn into some alcoholic beverage after all.
 
I have a bun in the oven and can't risk the consumption of alcohol or giving my bebe a case of Bogulism. I will see if my husband is willing to volunteer as tribute and sacrifice for the curiosity of the Kiwis.
If you can find anyone willing to drink that sludge for the sake of science, I will e-mail them 5 dollars.
 
Unexpected! I wonder if it'll continue. If the yeast is successfully multiplying despite the vinegar and preservatives then perhaps this is going to turn into some alcoholic beverage after all.
It could also be bacterial fermentation, we'll have to see the final outcome of this nightmare brew to know for sure though.
 
It could also be bacterial fermentation, we'll have to see the final outcome of this nightmare brew to know for sure though.
This is what I suspect is happening. I pitched a batch of hard cider about an hour after I did the cookie monster mead, and the cider's airlock is bubbling like crazy, whereas the mead's airlock is extremely sluggish. Perhaps 2 bubbles per minute.

The good thing is I measured the mix before i set the airlock with my hydrometer, so I should be able to measure if there's any alcohol and confirm for sure.
 
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This is what I suspect is happening. I pitched a batch of hard cider about an hour after I did the cookie monster mead, and the cider's airlock is bubbling like crazy, whereas the mead's airlock is extremely sluggish. Perhaps 2 bubbles per minute.

The good thing is I measured the mix before i set the airlock with my hydrometer, so I should be able to measure if there's any alcohol and confirm for sure.
We don't deserve you...(Not going to try anything. Just waiting patiently)
 
This is what I suspect is happening. I pitched a batch of hard cider about an hour after I did the cookie monster mead, and the cider's airlock is bubbling like crazy, whereas the mead's airlock is extremely sluggish. Perhaps 2 bubbles per minute.

The good thing is I measured the mix before i set the airlock with my hydrometer, so I should be able to measure if there's any alcohol and confirm for sure.
The cookie mead is struggling because the preservatives are raping the fuck out of the yeast before they can convert any sugar. He must have looked up online how to make this stuff, but still choose to use juice that had preservatives in it. That's how you kill yourself. God speed to you. Also, avoid hybrid juices. I used Apple/Grape juice and it taste terrible.
 
I wonder if he got a strike and can't stream because reddit fags reported his recent livestream

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As expected, cobes got a community guidelines strike because reddit fags reported his recent livestream for "hate speech". That means we will not see him live on youtube for at least a week.

Josh Saunders Facebook Stream 10/24/2023
 
Mead update!

By this afternoon, to my suprise, the Cookie Monster Mead has turned a milky opaque color. Much of the cookie and banana have disolved and settled to the bottom. The sugar and honey apear to have dispersed thoroughly into the liquid. It actually looks less gross today then it did yesterday.

Which brings up a curious point of observation, and I beleive may confirm something a few of us have suspected that Cobes may have heen doing to his meads.

Yesterday, when Josh uploaded his mead update, his cookie monster brew looked nothing like what my batch is looking like right now. It was not milky, and for all intents and purposes, looked no different then it did when he first threw together his batch. This either means:

His "update" was actaully filmed on the same day he made it. Why he would do this I am not sure.

OR (And I'm m leaning towards this)

He has added real alcohol to his mead. Probably hard liqour. The alcohol has killed off any yeast in his mead and there is essentially no activity going on, so it looks the same as the day before. He may have realized during his first few batches, that he was not making anything with a substantial alcohol content, and started adding real liqour to his meads so when he finally does drink it, it gives the illusion he actually brewed hard booze and he can get a solid buzz off it.


Anyways.

To my suprise, my Cookie Monster mead HAS begun showing activity, and the airlock has begun to bubble. Slowly, but its going.
So in Cobe's update video he mentioned he put tape(blue painters tape) all over his lid because the lid was cracked, so I doubt he has anything resembling an airtight seal, while your recreation does have an airtight seal, you might just be actually making a *better* bog mead than him.
 
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I'm pressing X to doubt. Not about the first statement, but the second one.
tfw you hold mead in your mouth for 12 seconds cause it's that good
What happened to these faggots to make them hate fun?
these are the same retards that think sending him grindr dates is funny, getting upset when he tardrages about trannies and calls people faggots, and the funniest joke they can come up with is "lol rip kingcobrajfs".

i am not surprised that reddit is the most unfunny cesspool. what's that saying again? r/funny isn't funny

"hey guys, i know we're all watching a degenerate alcoholic waste his years away but i don't like it when he says the faggot word"
 
I see posts with dozens of updoots about how they wish they ran into him because they'd beat him up. Absolute losers over there.
that sounds like something a warlord type of character would brag about. they would unironically fit in with the phenotype of josh’s friend group.
 
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