Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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chimpSculpture said:
He was ranting to his front-door about how much he hates the trolls for like five minutes after the cops left, but then immediately walks over to his computer to say he didn't realise he was live.

So he wasn't talking to his audience, he just casually talks screams aloud to himself? Is he so brain-rotted from YouTube he narrates everything or is it him just venting? Maybe this happens regularly off camera all the time. I've seen him accidently shouting aloud for a split second before the camera stops as he's ending a stream.
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he absolutely melts down off stream I thought that was common knowledge. How else do you think he randomly shows up with bloody knuckles and a busted chair? I'd say his greatest freakouts are off stream because he doesn't believe he's being observed

BlastMonk said:
Being dead sleep, then waking up with a blood curdling scream is some scary shit. I've only heard of PTSD affected people doing that.
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He woke up and his subconscious realized he was Josh Saunders and reacted accordingly.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
He has to know he's still on live, but the thought that this is just him offline is being very funny right now.
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Isolation has been studied to at least be correlated with brain damage or deterioration of grey matter, in addition to his alcohol and duster abuse. Hes probably sitting there with his mind racing in his head, hes not saying anything because he knows people will latch onto it, but in his head he's just spiraling with this shit, talking to himself.

I kind of believe the isolation thing, I took care of my 97 year old grandma in the last years of her life, off and on with a home health care service, and I saw the nursing home syndrome set in even when she was in her own home, when her friends kind of dropped off and wrote it off as 'this is the end', where this once proud person, you watch the life just sort of ooze out of them.

James done did it said:
Eugh, this is bad. Unless he lives in a total slum probably going to be an eviction plus I guarantee his youtube channel is getting striked and probably deleted for two instances of FAGGOTS.
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I dont really want to live in an America where you cant just pace around your room mumbling to yourself and then just scream at like 180 decibels, "FAGGOTS!!!!!!"
 
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Slim Boglim said:
He woke up and his subconscious realized he was Josh Saunders and reacted accordingly.
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While funny. I think that might it's also possible he's just in so much pain physically, likely from his fucked teeth, that his body simply reacted that way.
Then again you're probably right since here https://youtu.be/GEij5Gx8QHE?t=13049 between drfiting between sleeping and being awake his first reaction is to hit himself and yell about how unfairly he's been treated. So self pity and self hatred seem to be his most dominate thoughts from the second he is awake and aware
 
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Hm. Seeing a lot of bitching about 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸 but Cobes is probably the mainstream lolcow most likely to die on camera, so I have conflicted feelings.
Obviously actual swatting is fucked up but the person who keeps doing this has had a consistent M.O. of only calling for wellness checks when he's not doing great on cam. Just doesn't feel like a troll move.
Leads me to suspect that it's someone who cares about him. I could easily see Homedad Clint doing something like this or even one of the weird fat bitches who talk with Josh behind the scenes.
 
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I dont really want to live in an America where you cant just pace around your room mumbling to yourself and then just scream at like 180 decibels, "FAGGOTS!!!!!!"
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Is this not America? Can a man not scream FAGGOTS at the top of his lungs for no understandable reason in the privacy of his own pod?
 
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AnOminous said:
Is this not America? Can a man not scream FAGGOTS at the top of his lungs for no understandable reason in the privacy of his own pod?
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Its a man's God given right to scream whatever he wants at the top of his lungs in an apartment building with paper thin walls. The other residents in the building can also exercise their liberty and kick the shit out of said man. Freedom isn't free my dudes.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
He's honestly right to be as pissed as he is. Dude literally can't just have a drunken nap without getting cops and everything else called. He fell down and bonked his head and had a pea sized little red spot and they're like "HE FELL DOWN AND TORE OFF A CHUNK OFF HIS EYEBROW HE'S BLEEDING ALL OVER" lIke shit is funny and interesting enough as it is why do they have to majorly exaggerate literally every detail to absurdism
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Josh could turn off his computer
 
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Woodchipper said:
Hm. Seeing a lot of bitching about 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸 but Cobes is probably the mainstream lolcow most likely to die on camera, so I have conflicted feelings.
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There is no neghole pozzing that will make this situation better since this goober tells everyone who tries to help to fuck off. I don’t know a single person who’s had more people, in such a long period of time, try to genuinely help him even in the smallest of ways more than Cobra. He’s had every opportunity extended to him in multiple ways and he’s either fucked it up completely all on his own or he’s flat out ignored it because he thinks he’s above it. There’s no reason to have some kind of weird hate for the guy, he’s a video on your screen whatever harm he causes is entirely to himself and what few entities exist in his immediate life but you can’t feel bad for him, he put himself here and it’s the way he wants it and likes it. If he didn’t like it he could, at minimum, make one phone call and his dad would bail him out immediately. He’s just a dude rolling around in his own shit, getting mad whenever a kernel of corn strikes his eye.
 
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bathtubcosby said:
Its a man's God given right to scream whatever he wants at the top of his lungs in an apartment building with paper thin walls. The other residents in the building can also exercise their liberty and kick the shit out of said man. Freedom isn't free my dudes.
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I would totally agree with this except for your join date that makes you a huge faggot. Sorry.
 
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bathtubcosby said:
It’s a man's God given right to scream whatever he wants at the top of his lungs in an apartment building with paper thin walls. The other residents in the building can also exercise their liberty and kick the shit out of said man. Freedom isn't free my dudes.
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Everybody knows it’s totally cool and good to commit battery because your neighbor is loud
 
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i was told by a friend about the livestream, went to a part where sponsorblock found a highlight

cobes is barely standing up while dropping his headphones on his desk

this is going to be a good watch
 
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