Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[中华人民共和国的政治]

He's apparently using iphone 6

I think it's iPhone 8 beause he still doesnt want to change his stupid 40 dollar custom case, still very old by phone standards

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I think it's iPhone 8 beause he still doesnt want to change his stupid 40 dollar custom case, still very old by phone standards

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Crazy to think both the hat and the phone case looked so new just 1.5 years ago. Compare that to their current states....

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Crazy to think both the hat and the phone case looked so new just 1.5 years ago. Compare that to their current states....

Yes, here's the vidyer btw

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yes, here's the vidyer btw

That's a whole 2 phones ago. Ancient history by Cobraverse standards.

 

['Ole Dente]

That's a whole 2 phones ago. Ancient history by Cobraverse standards.

I love that with Cobra the standard for the measurement of time isn’t months. It’s iPhone 6’s.

You can actually say “Cobra got with NAL one iPhone 6 ago” and you can know how much time that is.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I love that with Cobra the standard for the measurement of time isn’t months. It’s iPhone 6’s.

You can actually say “Cobra got with NAL one iPhone 6 ago” and you can know how much time that is.

An alternative Cobra calendar would be hats. Currently he's in the Pie High hat Mk3 era and he got the cap gun during the Pie High hat Mk2 era.

 

[Slim Boglim]

i always felt Cobes works better broken down into “eras” rather than “sagas” since he has a lot of long stretches of time where not much happens and then brief back to back rapid fire events. It doesn’t make sense to call something a “saga” if it’s like a 3 day event. I’d say breaking it down to eras and then breaking those eras into arcs makes more sense than “sagas”

I think usually break them down like this
Classical Era (2010 - 2012)
Romance Era (2012 - 2015)
Golden Era (2015 - 2019)
Boglim Era (2019 - Present)

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

i always felt Cobes works better broken down into “eras” rather than “sagas” since he has a lot of long stretches of time where not much happens and then brief back to back rapid fire events. It doesn’t make sense to call something a “saga” if it’s like a 3 day event. I’d say breaking it down to eras and then breaking those eras into arcs makes more sense than “sagas”

I think usually break them down like this
Classical Era (2010 - 2012)
Romance Era (2012 - 2015)
Golden Era (2015 - 2019)
Boglim Era (2019 - Present)

The Boglim era is the post eviction era because he reached his final form after moving into his current apartment. So late 2020- present

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

the boy sure does have a lot of opinions about the dating scene.

This is my favorite part about him (and many lolcows). He's just sitting in a room getting food delivered like he's a PRISONER and it's HIS OWN CHOICE. Then he rants constantly about a society which he doesn't even participate in. Like dude... how do you even know what society is, you haven't even been there!

 

[Slim Boglim]

The Boglim era is the post eviction era because he reached his final form after moving into his current apartment. So late 2020- present

you’re right I was trying to remember when Cool Taste coined the term I think I misremembered as 2019 but I’m pretty sure it was 2020 just before the eviction

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

you’re right I was trying to remember when Cool Taste coined the term I think I misremembered as 2019 but I’m pretty sure it was 2020 just before the eviction

It was right around that time when he said something like "At least I actually tip my drivers unlike that boglim".

 

[Slim Boglim]

It was right around that time when he said something like "At least I actually tip my drivers unlike that boglim".

All started with this post

Bonus: just noticed in the screenshot of the first ever comment calling Cobes a boglim it was liked 34 times

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

All started with this post

Bonus: just noticed in the screenshot of the first ever comment calling Cobes a boglim it was liked 34 times
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It's rare to see a legend born like this. The word "boglim" just has a certain ring to it.

 

[HiveDull]

I'm a bit late to the party, but it's funny that he's ditched that gay vampire look as soon as he dumps NAL.
Valentine's Day 2024 is gonna be about male empowerment. He's gonna thought loop about his past relationships and I'm all for it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm a bit late to the party, but it's funny that he's ditched that gay vampire look as soon as he dumps NAL.
Valentine's Day 2024 is gonna be about male empowerment. He's gonna thought loop about his past relationships and I'm all for it.

He un-dumped NAL but the gay vampire look has yet to return.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It's rare to see a legend born like this. The word "boglim" just has a certain ring to it.

A word that never existed, with no prior meaning, just complete gibberish and yet you look at Cobes and hear the word “boglim” and it just clicks. It just feels so obvious as if you knew all along and just needed a word to put it to. It’s as cut and dry as the word “red” meaning the color “red”. Kingcobrajfs is a boglim. Of course he is. He’s always been a boglim, in our minds he was already a “boglim” there just wasn’t a word word for it until you hear it and just feel “yep, that’s a boglim”

 

['Ole Dente]

A word that never existed, with no prior meaning, just complete gibberish and yet you look at Cobes and hear the word “boglim” and it just clicks. It just feels so obvious as if you knew all along and just needed a word to put it to. It’s as cut and dry as the word “red” meaning the color “red”. Kingcobrajfs is a boglim. Of course he is. He’s always been a boglim, in our minds he was already a “boglim” there just wasn’t a word word for it until you hear it and just feel “yep, that’s a boglim”

If you imagined what a subspecies of goblin would look like if it spent hundreds of years evolving in a swamp bog, it would look exactly like Josh. Just some cretinous creature living in a hollowed out dead tree, humping all the toadstools and rubbing swamp moss on himself because it apparently makes the local village girls attracted to him. Every so often, he peers over his stoop and sees his reflection. It looks back with a malicious grin and whispers:

“Rape them, precious. Yesssss, we must rape them for Ozzy.”

and he replies with a soft, innocent, toothless grin:

“We mustn’t, no. Wait patiently we will, they will gets hotter with time, precious. Then they’ll all see.”

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If you imagined what a subspecies of goblin would look like if it spent hundreds of years evolving in a swamp bog, it would look exactly like Josh. Just some cretinous creature living in a hollowed out dead tree, humping all the toadstools and rubbing swamp moss on himself because it apparently makes the local village girls attracted to him. Every so often, he peers over his stoop and sees his reflection. It looks back with a malicious grin and whispers:

“Rape them, precious. Yesssss, we must rape them for Ozzy.”

and he replies with a soft, innocent, toothless grin:

“We mustn’t, no. Wait patiently we will, they will gets hotter with time, precious. Then they’ll all see.”

 

[Ponzo]

The boglim fed the homeless

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Golden Era (2015 - 2019)

For me the golden era of kingcobrajfs ended when Josh was evicted in 2020. Once he moved he stopped going out nearly as much, the only friend he'd really have over was Warlord, he started becoming a full blown drunk and he also got into the more disturbing rants about periods. It's been pretty much all downhill since he moved.