Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

E: Late and gay.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

https://www.youtube.com/live/Ss4SinLNfX8?si=ph0ubVgBy4fWy_gJ

Live with a 30 rack of Peach Busch Lite TWU!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Ozzy brain loops coming in nicely toobz.

 

[Bogliacci]

Lol he still has super chats turned off. Crazy he just refuses to take the money trolls are practically begging to give him because the words bother him so much

 

[HiveDull]

He's gonna win the lottery this year cause "'33 win the lottery."
He doesn't even buy scratch cards, bless him lol

 

[Bogliacci]

And apparently he thinks superchats are on when everyone in chat is screaming they arent lmfao

 

[HiveDull]

When he smiles, you can see a visible gap in his teeth

 

[Hennimore]

Classic Cobra stream right here.
Thinks Super Chats are on, they're not.
Thinks slow mode is on, it's not.
Blasting Family Guy clips over his speakers so loudly that it drowns his microphone out and you can't hear a word he says.
Jessica in the chat, typing in all caps, trying to tell the boy he has super chats turned off while he completely ignores her and the rest of chat.
Giggling to himself while he watches YouTube and has no idea how to share his screen so everyone can watch with him.
Shaking his girly beer while he does it.
Paypigs in chat desperately begging for him to turn on super chats so they can get a half assed shoutout from the Boglim.

God damn I love this shit, never fails to make me laugh.

He's gonna win the lottery this year cause "'33 win the lottery."
He doesn't even buy scratch cards, bless him lol

I'm pretty sure he thinks that the government just randomly picks someone to give the lottery money to.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Tactical Shon has been deployed. The bug throne is crowded tonight.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Avant grad.

 

[HiveDull]

This is the longest Shon Saunder's bit I've ever seen.
Also, he just called himself a puppet fister lmao

 

[Slim Boglim]

Remember when he made a whole “cuck” episode of Shaun and Saunders? I shit you not it’s titled Shon and Saunders cuck episode
I remember seeing that pop up in my notifications and dropping everything to watch it. I was in the middle of groceries and I was like “naw fuck it I gotta see this” and just paid for what I had and went home. Ended up with hotdog buns and no sausages like a retard and trying to explain that to my gf was a whole other story. “Yes babe I forgot the hotdogs but bought the hotdog buns. Yes I’m that big of a retard” better she believe that than know the truth.

Edit: on the topic of cucking remember when he misunderstood what it meant and would slyly remark that he’d be willing to be a cuck and raise his eyebrows suggestively? Comedy gold. Guess he got “cuck” and “bull” mixed up

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I wonder how often they don’t even add all the shit be requested and he doesn’t even notice.

I agreed fully except for this part. Josh will get his expensive crimes against humanity but if it comes with even one specific request missing or request not correct, he will passive aggressively just eat it while saying “They forgot (blank) but I guess it’s not THAT BIG of a deal, it’s still food…” over and over again as if the restaurant is watching his “reviews” with bated breath wondering if Cobra’s order was done perfectly. It’s the one staple that confirms his Asperger’s syndrome isn’t just schizophrenia or ODD exclusively like a few people used to theorize.

 

[bonified retard]

"My teeth are doing as good as they can be doing."

Spoiler

 

[Eyesore City]

And apparently he thinks superchats are on when everyone in chat is screaming they arent lmfao

I'm reminded of one of the first DTTS streams. He gloated the entire time a la DarkSydePhil ("Thanks for the money dumby"). People kept trying to tell him he used the wrong email for streamlabs and all the donations were being returned. Ignored the chat, then called everyone trolls, then realized they were right all along. Net income for the night was $0

 

['Ole Dente]

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Love how he didn't customize it at all, except for excluding the one ingredient he doesn't like, even though it's for somebody else. Trust and fucking believe Alicia or Ellen get at least extra cheese because they don't look like a young edarem.

He bought Ellen’s entire family Christmas dinner. Not only did they get the extra cheese, they got the ham and the turkey and all the fixins. She didn’t suck his pecker so he smashed his phone in anger.

 

[HiveDull]

He's getting frustrated that NAL is calling him shy or something.
What a gentleman, he's been moaning and groaning for about 10 minutes. Breakup Saga 2, coming in nicely toobz. I wonder if he's gonna break another phone before getting back together with her again.

 

[Slim Boglim]

He deleted the stream already. Anything of note happen to make him delete or did he just do it because boglim logic took hold

edit: and we’re live again

 

[homofagget420]

trouble in paradise, twu

 

[Janusz z Gliwic]

"My teeth are doing as good as they can be doing."

Spoiler

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Whenever I see his teeth, I wonder how it's possible he's not howling in pain. Did his nerves rot away or something? I can't believe alcohol numbs the pain enough.

Spoiler

Boglum