Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[中华人民共和国的政治]

did he talk to his BOY about the importance of consent and using protection?

Clint knew if he even suggested using protection, the boy would make damn sure to do everything but that
FUCK YOU DAD

 

[007Eleven]

Did Clint even get involved in this at all?

The ultimate question regarding Josh's life.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Clint knew if he even suggested using protection, the boy would make damn sure to do everything but that
FUCK YOU DAD

Better not nut inside crazy, BOY.

 

[Check Your Roof]

So much for "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell".
Well, I guess in this case it was the lady who told more than the gentleman, but still.

Hardly what you'd call a lady tbh. Ladies have class.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Clint knew if he even suggested using protection, the boy would make damn sure to do everything but that
FUCK YOU DAD

Clint was probably like “better not cum balls deep in that bog-pussy and overflow her womb with semen, BOY!” Just so that Cobes would use a condom and pull out to be extra careful. “Dood it’s like, I’ll pull out if I want to, kinda thing y’know? Just because my dad said to cum in Jessica’s pussy doesn’t mean that I will kinda thing.”

 

[Captain Ahab]

I don’t think teaching Cobes about condoms would do anything. She‘s gonna find a way to get pregnant. She’s the kind of crazy that will prick holes in his condoms or fuck some other dude and claim it’s Cobra’s. Shit, she might be pregnant already, and that’s why she was pushing so hard for them to meet asap. Shit, the baby could be black, and she’d find a way to manipulate and guilt him into raising it. The government doesn’t care as long as someone is paying for the tard.

The real scary thing is that at her age and with Josh’s, uh, mental proclivities, there is a high chance any kid of theirs would be legit retarded. Like low functioning autism kind of retarded. This is a legit disaster in the making.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

When you bust but she keeps suckin

 

[007Eleven]

Homeboy Scotty and Cobes scheduling playdates. Wyoming is a magical place.

 

[whogoesthere]

For posterity, a frame from last night:

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Fucking Wayne and Waynetta Slob.

 

[Doxmatix]

Are we all watching an autistic man be masturbated by a swamp witch right now?

Haters will say it's karma for squeezing the tits of a retarded girl in a forest, but Cobros know it's just the start of a wet spell (weather permitting).

Also, mead making with BPD yeast likely incoming.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Clint knew if he even suggested using protection, the boy would make damn sure to do everything but that
FUCK YOU DAD

CasperWYSicko: better not use protection BOY
Cobes: fuck you troll I use a rubber everytime because I know it pisses my trolls off

 

[Hennimore]

LIVE JOSH REACTION

 

[BallBuster II]

I hope this doesn't effect mead making, that's the funniest shit he has done in awhile to me.

He made a new mead on Friday night. It will be ready in about 9 months.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Haters will say it's karma for squeezing the tits of a retarded girl in a forest, but Cobros know it's just the start of a wet spell (weather permitting).

Also, mead making with BPD yeast likely incoming.

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More like wet and juicy spell

 

[sharp lint]

According to the hard cider review neither of them have showered or changed clothes in 3 days now. This isn't unique for either of them but holy hell is it disgusting considering they've been fucking like actual wild animals for the past 72 hours.

I pray they can figure out time to at least get NAL in the shower once or she's actually going to have that crusty pussy she was talking about a night ago.

 

[007Eleven]

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When your dry spell has ended but you gotta lock in.

 

[Hennimore]

Can't wait for @SeizureRobot5000 to give his take on all this stuff with Jessica. Where you at my nigga? We need you now more than ever.
Also can't wait for Chauncey to stream, I know he is gonna have some hilarious takes on all this stuff.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so in the event that cobes finally gets tired of NAL what are the odds that in classic insane person fashion she starts screaming about how shes suddenly pregnant now as an attempt to steal cobes viewers and put the spotlight entirely on herself?

also i wonder if cobes will introduce her to the duster as a replacement for weed i hope for his sake he wont because given what we have seen of NAL on her own streams if she started using duster she might lose her mind entirely.

 

[Jew-ish]

He is a crippling alcoholic who smokes all the time. Hopefully he's shooting blanks.

 

[fag0rz]

And here I thought drinking rotten fruit juice was the grossest thing Cobes would do all year.

You know that apartment smells like they microwaved some old salmon.