Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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People always ask "Why do they want to flag Josh's channel why kill the content?" aside from it being petty revenge on Josh they also claim that him losing his channel of 10 or so years with 80k subs would lead to the biggest freakout of all time. They think the meltdown that would be caused would be worth losing the channel. The problem with this logic is he won't have a place to actually stream that freakout. He could go to facebook live but they have stricter rules about what you can do and say on there. He's been banned many, many times from Facebook over the years. He could also make a second Youtube channel which would immediately get mass flagged for ban evading.
 
People always ask "Why do they want to flag Josh's channel why kill the content?" aside from it being petty revenge on Josh they also claim that him losing his channel of 10 or so years with 80k subs would lead to the biggest freakout of all time. They think the meltdown that would be caused would be worth losing the channel. The problem with this logic is he won't have a place to actually stream that freakout. He could go to facebook live but they have stricter rules about what you can do and say on there. He's been banned many, many times from Facebook over the years. He could also make a second Youtube channel which would immediately get mass flagged for ban evading.
He'll just ban evade. He's that much if a sneaky snake.
 
Boy is a master of suspense
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Haha yessssht :unholy:
 
Nah he killed her and will try to make another lame excuse like "I went out for a smoke with Jessica but she ran away. I'm not worried about it toobz because women can just burrow underground to hibernate the winter. I'm sure she'll come back in spring doodts, TWU"
Kek. Maybe she just burrowed herself in the ground, she'll be back in Spring. The thought of this maybe being a thing, with how nuts this hag is, and his lies being on par with what he said about Puff is bewildering. Imagine the Bog saying shit like that to the cops, while the corpse is just rotting in the bathtub. "No dude, she just left, I dunno what that smell is dood."

Double post, I'm a filthy phone poster, kill me.
 
Kek. Maybe she just burrowed herself in the ground, she'll be back in Spring.
Come to think of it, I never see homeless tweakers in winter. This must be what they're doing.
Ralph can't do it alone.
Jason Saunders will wed Rozy Ralph and their offspring will lock-in the lol genes, creating a new race of autistic supermen.
Null's daughter will run the forum dedicated to watching them.
Next generation coming in nicely.
 
@Larry David's Opera Cape (armchair psych)
@Thomas Eugene Paris (medfag)

I'd appreciate your informed opinions on what the fuck is going on here. Could this be a chronic motor tic disorder? Weird side effect of antipsychotics? Just plain mania? Yes, she's a crazy and vulgar drunk, but the incredibly frequent grimaces and hand waving seem like they could be pathological.
IDK this person, I was pinged in cold, so if there are known diagnoses or substances involved please update me accordingly.

And I watched it on mute. If her babbling is important I will watch with sound on later.

That said there is obvious dystonia here, like some extrapyramidal type shit.


This can be induced by pretty much any drug that fucks around with your dopamine receptors. That includes a lot of psych drugs and drugs of abuse.
 
He has no clue this is scheduled
well its scheduled for 1:30 and its only 12:48 PM in casper as of right now.

idk if anyone has mentioned this but hes probably extremly sleep deprived. cobes has been living on his own for years and now out of nowhere this demon shows up and is probably keeping him awake all night and being an absolute menance. not to mention his own looming thougts of regret keeping him from falling asleep. its why he mentioned trying to take a nap while jessica was streaming the other day. she was finally preoccupied with something other then him and he could get some rest. its very possible he started the stream and then just fell asleep
 
Every time I see some Reddit queer rag on Clunt I want them to see how mature Josh has been since Methica's debut. He has been downright mature, calm and incredibly rational with her. He looks and sounds so much different than he usually is. That is all Papa Nips' influence and guidance coming through.
Without Clunt's intervention early on in Jords life he would act like Methica all the time.
Stop saying it's Clints fault if anything if Jorp stayed with his Mother this is how he would be acting all the time. Give the man some credit here, it's not easy and I don't even know personally but seeing how bad they can be without guidance, routine and consequence there is no doubt Clunt had a positive influence on Jord. This is what a role model can do, and certainly Josh is very proud of his Dad and loves him.
 
well its scheduled for 1:30 and its only 12:48 PM in casper as of right now.

idk if anyone has mentioned this but hes probably extremly sleep deprived. cobes has been living on his own for years and now out of nowhere this demon shows up and is probably keeping him awake all night and being an absolute menance. not to mention his own looming thougts of regret keeping him from falling asleep. its why he mentioned trying to take a nap while jessica was streaming the other day. she was finally preoccupied with something other then him and he could get some rest. its very possible he started the stream and then just fell asleep
Until she wanted attention and threw that coloring book. Makes me wonder if her slamming her feet on the desk, the computer is on, was for attention too.
 
Jason Saunders will wed Rozy Ralph and their offspring will lock-in the lol genes, creating a new race of autistic supermen.
Null's daughter will run the forum dedicated to watching them.
Next generation coming in nicely.
The Maidens of Cobratin have planned for long, arranging the couples and birth of offspring based on powerful genetics. Soon, youtube, we will see the Quizatch Boglumus emerge from the celestial womb and bring 1000 years of retardation to the universe.

So mote it be under the desert sun, toobs.
 
Checking back on this thread and her still being there, feels like leaving a gross after party because things are getting sketch, and then walking past the house like 5 days later and it's still happening and no one has slept and they are doing really weird evil shit to each other as a side effect from the speed, and you pray the police get called before some portal of evil gets opened.
It's some legitimately spiritually bad stuff.

Very uncomfy to witness from another continent.
 
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