Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The NAL shit robbed me of all my dopamine and now its happening AGAIN!
get use to it. there's blood in the water and the sharks are coming out. call me a doomsayer, but there are going to be more druggie whores who will pretend to be in love with cobra for cheap cash and internet fame. it's both sad and funny.
 
Holy fucking shit, CobraChads stay winning. Every single update for every other lolcow is "rape, tranny, murder, CP, fraud". Every Cobes update is, "I have no idea, but he just keeps failing upwards."
INB4 he moves from 2s to 3s to 4s, on and on. Until some 10 influencer realizes that she can get 10K subscribers off Cobes, and we get a "Dolce and Gabbanna haul with my new BF, CobraKing!!!"
 
huh still pretty decent looking. her eyes are still rather soulless but hey that might be a bonus in cobes mind. cant wait to see whats wrong with her because there is something wrong. NAL comes off like a semi decent person until you catch her having one of her drugged out rage fits. although i wont lie as funny as all this is i do hope in the end cobes ends up with a nice stable woman. or at least stable enough.
Holy fucking shit, CobraChads stay winning. Every single update for every other lolcow is "rape, tranny, murder, CP, fraud". Every Cobes update is, "I have no idea, but he just keeps failing upwards."
INB4 he moves from 2s to 3s to 4s, on and on. Until some 10 influencer realizes that she can get 10K subscribers off Cobes, and we get a "Dolce and Gabbanna haul with my new BF, CobraKing!!!"
i was a skeptic at first but now i am a firm believer in cobras magic. he was trying to tell us for years that everything would work out and he was right. i can only imagine half of the success is due to him not making as many wands as of late thus causing his magic powers to overflow.
 
Sadly it has been confirmed that Jane was just a gorlworld troll who tried to get some rage out of both of them
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Sometimes that shark, she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Unpopular opinion but I’d take NaL over her. She has the “I have scars from cutting myself running up the length of my thighs” look. NAL is a gross lunatic but this breed of gross lunatic is more troubling. Bitch got that “raised without a father and molested by my uncle” look in her eyes
 
Sadly it has been confirmed that Jane was just a gorlworld troll who tried to get some rage out of both of them
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thats unfortunate but not surprising. i expect this type of thing is gonna happen more now not just due to reddit a-logs and their dislike of cobes being happy but because jessica gives the trolls the rage they want even when she thinks shes being smart.
 
Sadly it has been confirmed that Jane was just a gorlworld troll who tried to get some rage out of both of them
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Seems like a sad cope to me. Cobes the complete chad felted her and she's covering her ass because not being picked over Jessica immediately is the ultimate bpd female failure.
 
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