Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ADHD said:
Joshie sure is going to have a fun birthday.
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"Come on Josh tell me how much you hate me":
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if she makes it through airport security it will be amazing. given how we have seen her act i can understand her parents being upset with her you can only take so much of that before you snap.

but i have this feeling that her whole family could also just be equally as nuts. that last clip sounds like something out of a horror movie especially with how she just switches from sounding a little calm to this weird demon voice as if she was possessed for a second almost sounds like the chick from the exorcist movie.
Star Spangled Bogger said:
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EeeEeeeeEeeEE is she having a stroke?
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thats the sound of the demon trying to escape its host before its too late.
 
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Josh coming into chat while she screams about having to poop was perfect comedic timing

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Maldron the Assassin said:
Counter argument: how can Josh be too dumb to work but simultaneously competent enough to live in his own? I know a real life potato that needs to live in a group home but still gets his ass to work at a grocery store. Face it, Josh is finessing the system.
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Your take is myopic and silly. First; consider that cognitive ability and the ability to be a well-adjusted person are two different things. Secondly; consider that the other guy living in the group home ALSO gets a tugboat. It isn’t like he’s pulling himself up by his bootstraps and being financially independent with his job bagging groceries. Cobes is both mentally incompetent and extremely maladjusted. Thirdly; you point to his living conditions as proof that he is capable of taking care of himself. I have to disagree.
 
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Twinkie said:
Why do you think he does this, rather than DMing her privately or calling?
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I'm not sure. There's been times when she's been in the middle of a drunken tantrum and she didn't even see his messages, ranting and then suddenly asking "Where's Josh?!" He does call her sometimes though, like when she was passing out in her bathtub and her face looked like it was going to go in the water.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
He's not competent to live on his own he probably should be in a group home. That's why his teeth are rotting out of his head, he doesn't shower or clean his clothes for weeks and his dad has to buy him groceries and pay his bills for him. Ideally he would be in a group home or have a case worker checking in on him because he cannot take care of himself.
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Facts. All his health problems, when he has to start antibiotics, or when he breaks his leg in a drunken stupor, he'll need Clint or social worker to help with basic necessities.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
The dad mocking her every time she talks had me fucking rolling, Jesus Christ it’s hard to think people like this exist in the world :story:

Now for the really pressing question… did she really ever wash her face off?
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Considering how much she mocks other people, it's nice seeing her get a taste of her own medicine. How can one dad be so based?
 
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