Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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oblivion bloom is strong this morning cobros
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he cant even master a can opener. him coming up with a prank that isnt sharting on the toilet and showing it to the troles on youtube is a stretch
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God this bitch is a menace even when not around. I don't think I've ever started drinking around 8-9AM. Ahh...."I did get evicted and it wasn't because of Jessica...entirely...Jessica's bullshit didn't really help". You're almost there Cobes.
Edit: I knew in the coming days he would just slowly leak more info. He will be ruined before he gets to a new place.
"What you going to do when I get my own house?" Keep on dreamin'. I mean he is right, imagine if they didn't fuck up his Wendy's or dish washing job? I'm sure he would have been fired eventually with the whole tea incident. He still has plenty of work options...maybe not now he's a 33 year old in a 70 year old's body.
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bloat goes to the lips then migrates to the cheeks
Impossible to decipher if he's just coping or if he's right about the troles being the primary reason he got the boot. Last apartment it was all him, but these days the weens are just horrible and no doubt they played a part. The boy doesn't help things though.
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If it was really the troles fault then it's very convenient that he got evicted while Methica was there screeching, stomping and fighting with him while he was telling her not to because he was getting in trouble for it.
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I agree with the mix of all the door dash/cops/asshat trolls and that Jessica was the final straw. I have no doubt his neighbors complained, why would you not hearing that fucking banshee all 8 nights for the second month in a row? Also, I'm sure they can see the state of the place. New management probably didn't want to deal with this shit...and he is crying about it being just trolls and him being the resident autistic. I'm sure there are more autistic people in his radius. I don't think deliveries would be such an issue, they would want to be quiet and not disturb people around where they deliver. But all the cops, him yelling on stream, drunk melt downs, you add Jessica and it was the tipping point.
It's all the trolls toobz. Did Jessica help me get evicted? No. Was it because of my actions? No. It was the trolls.
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The sad part is every day people will be trying to pull that HWNDU autism magic to dox his new place if by some miracle he doesn't outright dox it himself. And now we have Jessica to contend with who will no doubt be provided with the address so she can mail her retarded written by a 5 year old looking love letters. I can see her doxing him at the drop of a hat during another blowout.
Also I think this is 100% Jessica's fault. Wasn't there like zero IRL trolling during her trip?
Also I think this is 100% Jessica's fault. Wasn't there like zero IRL trolling during her trip?
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I couldn't imagine drinking fucking moonshine at 8:42 in the morning. Does he really think this doesn't make him look like a major alcoholic?
Sorry if this is spamming but what exactly happened that got Josh evicted?
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Zero trolling, because he wasn’t live. He said he did this to spend quality, private time with her, but she just streamed the entire time and he vegged in the throne. Which surprisingly enough even when Jessica was streaming no door dash or anything aside from legitimate deliveries of booze and cakes I think? Him being doxed is inevitable. Anything negative that happens was all from her this round. I guess you can count that dipshit Aaron as a troll but he is playing BFF to Cobes right now.
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You're obviously not from Wyoming!
Maybe banshee Jessica waking up the whole complex, maybe troles posting "revenge porn" to the apartment facebook page. Nobody actually knows yet.
Realistically Josh is gonna give up his addy pretty quick once he realizes the free food/booze is drying up
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We're all speculating that he has been on thin ice for awhile now because of all the deliveries, cops and paramedics showing up at his place combined with him just generally being a pain in the ass for his neighbors but Jessica freaking out multiple times during his second stay was likely the straw that broke the camel's back. Josh is, of course, blaming it on the trolls as a way to shift blame away from Jessica.
Warm Lasagna
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The fact he hasn’t come out guns blazing blaming his trolls for getting him evicted makes me think he’s ashamed to talk about it. This means that it’s his fault, he knows it’s his fault, and he’s embarrassed to say the real reason for why he’s being evicted. He’s been hesitant to blame the trolls for calling his landlord which is weird.
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He knows the Redditors are going to give him shit about it and admitting that it was Jessica's fault would be a double hit because everyone tried to warn him that she would end up getting him kicked out but his ODD wouldn't allow him to see the truth. Admitting to any of that is, in his mind, a major blow in his war against the troles.
Also I think it's a Clint directive. Most of his cope lines about the negative things he gets up to are straight from Clint. For instance his "don't get black out drunk on stream" or "it's okay to drink as long as it's one (gallon) drink" are things Clint has likely told him. I'd imagine Clint told him to shut the fuck about it, don't give them any ammunition and not to mention where he is moving. Of course Josh is gonna do what Josh does and will continue to leak more details as the days go on because that's what he always does.
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The whole week was filled with demonic screeching from NAL every time she heard water running for longer than a few seconds. One night NAL went insane because Jawshy went to the bar with Aaron and spent 6 hours with a bottle of liquor screeching and looping about inane shit.
Ok. My money is on him basically having a second person living with him without clearing it with the owner. I can't imagine Jessica's freakouts can be a tipping point considering Josh has been playing guitar at 2am consistently since he moved in.
That hasn't stopped him before though. When he got evicted from last place, he spent all of 10 minutes feeling bad before seamlessly transitioning to blaming the landlord for overreacting to having open aerosol cans next to a blowtorch. He was already blaming the trolls by the end of his eviction vid too.
I personally wonder if its even an eviction to begin with. Wasn't he on month to month with this APT? An actual eviction takes significant time and energy, there's a good chance the landlord found out he's having an unannounced guest over causing trouble and just decided to not let him stay anymore.
Can't wait for the damages that are gonna get charged to that apartment when he moves out. But it'll be infuriating/hilarious if he just upgrades places again.
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I just like how Josh is now blaming his eviction on the trolls considering that he was extremely smug and confident that they would never succeed because the landlord was a fan of his videos. He will never reconcile that cope and will just forget he ever said it.
I'm really disliking this new battered house wife version of Josh. Hearing him make excuses for the straight up abuse Jessica has put him through so far is just depressing to watch. You can tell that deep down he knows she isn't good for him but he is in too deep to admit it, his ODD just won't let him admit he may have been wrong about her. He'll put like 1% of the blame on her but then quickly hand wave it away by shifting blame to the trolls or himself. Bad boy rockstars aren't supposed to be this pussy whipped. When he told Jessica off during that last major fight I really thought our boy was growing a pair and standing up for himself but she whipped his ass back into line very quickly.
I'm really disliking this new battered house wife version of Josh. Hearing him make excuses for the straight up abuse Jessica has put him through so far is just depressing to watch. You can tell that deep down he knows she isn't good for him but he is in too deep to admit it, his ODD just won't let him admit he may have been wrong about her. He'll put like 1% of the blame on her but then quickly hand wave it away by shifting blame to the trolls or himself. Bad boy rockstars aren't supposed to be this pussy whipped. When he told Jessica off during that last major fight I really thought our boy was growing a pair and standing up for himself but she whipped his ass back into line very quickly.