Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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a bar of tactical soap said:
Another day, another retarded slap fight.
https://www.youtube.com/live/2qIAEbpY0Ew?feature=shared

Cyraxx has apparently decided that now is the time to come at cobra. I for one want to see the irredeemable force and the unwashable object throw down.
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So fucking lame. I hate lolcow crossover attempts. I hate peoples who try to pull strings to make them happen. All around unfunny and annoying and only ever feels incredibly forced and inauthentic. The only person who gets a pass for trying to clout chase and get attention by shitting on cobra is Cool Taste because he’s his nemesis.
Bogliacci said:
Because you cant just force someone into a group home. Guess the group home and clint loops are about to restart.
social media doesnt give a shit
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I’m just trolling don’t worry.
 
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I started on the hat, but something feels off. Might just pirate a hat from a videogame to use instead.
Also you thinner hair troles win, I thinned his hair (:_(
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getting even lines is hard!
a bar of tactical soap said:
Another day, another retarded slap fight.
https://www.youtube.com/live/2qIAEbpY0Ew?feature=shared

Cyraxx has apparently decided that now is the time to come at cobra. I for one want to see the irredeemable force and the unwashable object throw down.
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Raxx does this every so often. He was begging for Daniel Larson and ChrisChan's help for a bit while.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I started on the hat, but something feels off. Might just pirate a hat from a videogame to use instead.
Also you thinner hair troles win, I thinned his hair (:_(
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getting even lines is hard!

Raxx does this every so often. He was begging for Daniel Larson and ChrisChan's help for a bit while.
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maybe you can stretch out the hat on the vertical axis a bit? make it taller? cobra's hat feels taller with longer flaps, but the shape looks great otherwise
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Raxx does this every so often. He was begging for Daniel Larson and ChrisChan's help for a bit while.
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This is one hell of a quad-lolcow collab BOY
You will be seeing Chris saying autistic shit about being God and the Dimensional Merge LARPing, whilst Daniel would just look at them straight with his big eyes and inbred face, taking requests instantly whilst just sat there with Cobes minding their businesses while the Goblin just fucking spat at us because Akron has the one and only true and honest goblin that knows how to show who is the MVP boy.
 
I find it very sad if Cobra's mom is around and knows about him, but just pretends he doesn't exist. Take a moment to be grateful if you have a family that gets along and is not insane, toobz.

Slim Boglim said:
So fucking lame. I hate lolcow crossover attempts. I hate peoples who try to pull strings to make them happen. All around unfunny and annoying and only ever feels incredibly forced and inauthentic. The only person who gets a pass for trying to clout chase and get attention by shitting on cobra is Cool Taste because he’s his nemesis.
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Also besides them both looking like they hang around toxic waste sites and being delusional about their musical abilities they don't have very good lolcow compatibility.

As inconceivable as it is Cobra's kind of an adonis compared to Cyraxx. Cobra can sort of pretend to play an instrument and isn't a child predator bred from a long lineage of child predators. He also looks less like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes.
Basically Cyraxx isn't worth a hardworking boglim's time.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
I find it very sad if Cobra's mom is around and knows about him, but just pretends he doesn't exist. Take a moment to be grateful if you have a family that gets along and is not insane, toobz.


Also besides them both looking like they hang around toxic waste sites and being delusional about their musical abilities they don't have very good lolcow compatibility.

As inconceivable as it is Cobra's kind of an adonis compared to Cyraxx. Cobra can sort of pretend to play an instrument and isn't a child predator bred from a long lineage of child predators. He also looks less like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes.
Basically Cyraxx isn't worth a hardworking boglim's time.
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It’s always annoying cause you can tell it’s always some glasstappers playing puppet master putting ideas in their head to go after one another and “crossover.” It’s like somebody grabbing two people’s head and forcing them together so their lips touch and being like “YOO THEY KISSED THAT’S CRAZY!”

“YOO CYRAX IS CALLING COBRA OUT!” Yeah because he has some retard in his ear prodding him along to do it and putting ideas in his head because they think orchestrating a lolcow slap fight will “epic lulz”
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Josh is set to show up on this channel at 7:30 EST
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Who are these stupid fucking heroin addicted pelican fuckers
 
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Rotogravure said:
It is weird. There's a couple of scenarios. She never wanted to be a mom and begrudgingly did so and now has the ability to distance herself entirely, She feels guilty about how Josh turned out (though I question this since they divorced early and I don't know how early the Bog signs showed) or it's some sort of anger thing, It could also be that, because Laura and her new husband Neil appear very Evangelical (though they were only married in 2023) maybe she was religious before hand and Josh's anti religion tendencies put a wedge in?

Either way, yes people should leave her alone despite her information being out there, to me, its for informational purposes only.
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Lora did the same to her daughter born in 97, abandoned her to be raised by the father. (who has since passed) I had the thought; does she just deny her past completely to her new husband & Toobs mentally erasing her biological children? Seems that way from the outside.
 
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So, in case anyone still had doubts about Cobra staying at Clint's—

Cobra turned his selfie cam on for a second during that stream panel and briefly showed his surroundings.
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Here's the Google street view of Clint's house, with the area Cobes is standing in marked with Purple.
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Enhance. Note the sconce, bricks, and white/black screen door.
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Here's the same sconce (red), light-colored brick pattern (green), and screen door (yellow) marked in both images.
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I was already pretty much convinced, but I think this 100% confirms it.
 
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