Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

My only hope is NAL streams while she's there and shows more of the trailer.

I hope we get a MTV Cribs-style tour video of the Bog-Box.

 

[Shinkai]

Take a drink every time Cobes calls the Baconator “sexy”

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Better keep filming in that cuckroom, BOY
Better not go out, BOY
Better not start making wands again, BOY
And most importantly
Better not go live, BOY

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I'm using Aseprite, but it's easy to do this stuff in even MS Paint.

Asper-sprite? How eerily fitting.

 

[Hennimore]

How many times can one man review the Baconator? Surely he has had to run out of new things to say about it 40 videos ago.

 

[RollingRock2]

How many times can one man review the Baconator? Surely he has had to run out of new things to say about it 40 videos ago.

Are you implying that Cobes tends to repeat himself?

 

[Shinkai]

Are you implying that Cobes tends to repeat himself?

KFC took away the double down you say?

 

[Captain Ahab]

How do utilities work in trailer parks? Will she be able to let the water run for hours at a time?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

How do utilities work in trailer parks? Will she be able to let the water run for hours at a time?

yea. it's not an actual trailer. It's just a shitty very cheap manufactured home hooked up to city utilities. Streetview has a clear shot of all of his meters.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

We've been over it a couple times, but I agree it's likely a cat outside. Trailer parks a ripe with free range kitty's.

 

[niggers]

it's very weird, cobes seems less drunk but more low energy. something (or someone) is keeping him from getting it twisted and it's bumming him out.

think maybe living in a trailer is hurting his ego too, even though it's objectively nicer than his last place. there's a certain stigma around trailers and i can see cobes getting really bothered by it (and im sure the usual suspects are texting him "BETTER NOT BE TRAILER TRASH BOY").

 

[bonified retard]

He's been going all out with the fast food lately.

To be fair, the last 2 food reviews were old, pre-recorded videos from when his phone was broke. I think he said the first one was recorded on the 6th.

 

[U+200B]

Bit late, but I highly doubt Cobes would get hinself a cat unless it's some kind of Sphynx, British Shorthair mix. The boy needs his pets to be special or highly customized. A regular cat simply isn't goth enough. TMDWU!

 

[Goatchoker]

Bit late, but I highly doubt Cobes would get hinself a cat unless it's some kind of Sphynx, British Shorthair mix. The boy needs his pets to be special or highly customized. A regular cat simply isn't goth enough. TMDWU!

Of fuck no. Cobes with a sphinx cat would be worse case scenario. You have to bathe those lil shits on a regular basis.

Didn’t NAL get him a pothos plant like I suggested a bunch of pages ago? That’s all he needs to try and keep alive. Plants. Lol.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Bit late, but I highly doubt Cobes would get hinself a cat unless it's some kind of Sphynx, British Shorthair mix. The boy needs his pets to be special or highly customized. A regular cat simply isn't goth enough. TMDWU!

I got a large cat from Petsmart with extra Shorthair, extra Burmese, Bengal, Maine coon and Abyssinian.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I got a large cat from Petsmart with extra Shorthair, extra Burmese, Bengal, Maine coon and Abyssinian.

aaaaand they forgot the bobtail that is so fucking typical youtoob GOD DAMMIT

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Cobes must be really worried about another six-year (or more) dry spell to let NAL back in. Neighbors who actually own their own homes in that park are not going to take kindly to her.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cobes must be really worried about another six-year (or more) dry spell to let NAL back in. Neighbors who actually own their own homes in that park are not going to take kindly to her.

I just get the feeling that's not happening. She already got him evicted from his apartment, I'm sure he was on borrowed time as-is but she accelerated it massively. Clint either spent or borrowed over $40k for that trailer so I doubt he's going to tolerate anything that could lead to another eviction.

 

[Deadly Syphilis]

You can see our boy free balling through a frayed hole in his crotch in the latest food review.

Spoiler: technically NSFW

 

[ASeabear8952]

Bit late, but I highly doubt Cobes would get hinself a cat unless it's some kind of Sphynx, British Shorthair mix. The boy needs his pets to be special or highly customized. A regular cat simply isn't goth enough. TMDWU!

He would get himself a black cat because they’re obviously the most goth doodt.