Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

ClothedandSobbing said:
She tried it for 10 years and failed. I remember when everyone was watching her cams with Pedro they were celebrating making a whopping 10 bucks in their hours long livestream.
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It's great doing the math on this stuff and concluding a gong farmer in sub-Saharan Africa makes considerably more per hour.
 
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I was skimming through some books and actually choked laughing
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Is this he?
Is this our gothic bad boy?
 
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Pure Autism said:
I was skimming through some books and actually choked laughing
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Is this he?
Is this our gothic bad boy?
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I wish one of those Zombie Response Team yokels came across this tome and realized Our Dark Jord's mission in post-apocalypse. Then came Barack Hussein Obama and they were forced to reform into a meat n potatoes Midwestern militia. Just imagine all the green flames not meeting their black smoke to light, toobz...
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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Selling your soul for some lot lizard schizoid bog hag rotten hamburger pussy is goth as fuck toobs.
I'm curious to see how the trailer will boglimize like the first apartment did over time as it becomes his final resting place. The tar and nicotine stains. The cigarette burns. The food splatter everywhere. The spilled drink combos. The cum crusted carpet in front of his computer. Sadly no paint fumes or wood shavings since the boy doesn't even make juans anymore. I don't know if anybody else here has pointed out but with apartments any maintenance or upkeep is managements responsibility. So Clit is either gonna end up working weekends to fix or keep the boy's hovel from falling apart, or just wash his hands and say "it is what it is facebook." if the trailer gets condemned because of failson's inability to do anything.
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The handles of the refrigerator are already corrupted from their brand new finish to filth covered.
Human Butthole said:
One question, because I haven't been following since the redditards got him ousted from his apartment, but how's the mead saga going?
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Jessica got him ousted due to her screaming in the bathtub at like 3 AM during the week. The Boglim even made a pouty video about how he has never called the cops on his neighbors no matter what. Living adjacent to him has to be absolutely miserable
 
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Agares said:
Literally nothing about this creature is sexy. Her cam shows were a giant turnoff to any coomer with standards.
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NAL looks and acts like she's going to try and lure Hellboy to a watery grave with promises of information on how to find the Crooked Man. In a thousand years, NALs skeleton will be used as evidence of the historical basis of the ancient saga "Scary Stories to tell in the dark." The only way NAL's cam shows could be profitable is if the School of the Cat Witchers wanted review video footage for battling Grave Hags. What I'm saying is she's a little bit homely.
 
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BoglimTeacher said:
Jessica got him ousted due to her screaming in the bathtub at like 3 AM during the week. The Boglim even made a pouty video about how he has never called the cops on his neighbors no matter what.
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TBF, it's not the first time. Remember the first apartment when he got pissed off they didn't like the smell of smoke, spray paint, and whatever the fuck else? Something tells me THY BOG doth protesteth too much for it to be true, despite having played innkeeper to numerous junkies over the years.
 
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Cobra mod Hasslenuts is live. He often deletes his streams afterwards, but his lives are often a riot.


e. too many faggots spamming TTS and can't hear the conversation
e2. TTS retardation better now, his wife has locked him out of the house because he's drunk as fuck and it's 9am on the 4th of july
 
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idkcumiguess said:

Happy 4th! Let's spend several more years being patriotic!
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Let's hope we get an attempt this year. I chose my username because my favourite thing is his longstanding attempts and frustrations are endlessly amusing (and relatable).
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The video you linked is at exactly 420 likes. It's a sign. I hope the boy has a good day. I hope he goes live, and no weens or alogs fuck with him. I hope he goes outside and sees some fireworks. I don't even care if he goes live. He can tell us later. I just hope he has a good day and has some good feels.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
The video you linked is at exactly 420 likes. It's a sign. I hope the boy has a good day. I hope he goes live, and no weens or alogs fuck with him. I hope he goes outside and sees some fireworks.
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He's in a pretty good spot in the middle of Casper so probably also good for fireworks. Going to be cool there, low of 45 there tonight so the boy will get some relief from the heat.

I just want to see homeboys again. Cobra's trailer is actually pretty good for having people over, he's got that big living room and at least one additional bedroom for Darf to pass out in after another Budweiser challange.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I just want to see homeboys again.
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I think the weens and a-logs have upset the boy enough that we might never see this again. Certainly no live streams, I think that is all over. His new schtick is recording and posting it later. Asymmetric ween warfare. The boy is winning.

Total ween death.
Total a-log death.
 
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Pure Autism said:
I was skimming through some books and actually choked laughing
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Is this he?
Is this our gothic bad boy?
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Same thing happens to me whenever I see a bearded dragon. Saw one on a commercial the other night and I was like, “Puff? Puff is that you???” Glad to see Puff came out of hibernation to make a career in Hollywood.

In all seriousness though I miss the little guy. (:_(
 
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