Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The Fried Piper

Deep Frted Piper

 

[UncommonParlence]

More news sources are also reporting

https://www.forbes.com/sites/lesliekatz/2024/07/31/no-hundreds-of-deadly-king-cobras-didnt-spill-on-wyoming-highway/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13698085/wyoming-massive-king-cobras-casper-planet-fake.html

https://oilcity.news/community/2024/07/30/local-satire-page-prompts-wyoming-highway-patrol-response/

https://trib.com/news/local/no-a-truckload-of-cobras-was-not-unleashed-upon-casper/article_169b2b44-4eae-11ef-a6a2-0b66b5fe5f13.html

Spoiler: Facebook screenshot

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New video of cobes donning his vietnam vet coat and a brace of wands before riding bike(weather permitting) to i25 to capture pufferth replacement(s?) incoming nicely.

I like to imagine him him bravely chugging a 40oz in preparation.

"Stand back, Toobz. As soon as I change this stoplight I'll defeat these cobras like I defeated ISIS hahahahaha yessssthhh."

Sadly this fake news story will be a month old before Cobeson hears of it. Not that he'd go even if it was real. You can't doordash a cobra.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

More news sources are also reporting

https://www.forbes.com/sites/lesliekatz/2024/07/31/no-hundreds-of-deadly-king-cobras-didnt-spill-on-wyoming-highway/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13698085/wyoming-massive-king-cobras-casper-planet-fake.html

https://oilcity.news/community/2024/07/30/local-satire-page-prompts-wyoming-highway-patrol-response/

https://trib.com/news/local/no-a-truckload-of-cobras-was-not-unleashed-upon-casper/article_169b2b44-4eae-11ef-a6a2-0b66b5fe5f13.html

Spoiler: Facebook screenshot

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If some cool cobra fan shit that out for fun than that is masterwork trolling. Perfectly subtle and only people in the know will get a chuckle out of it. Could also be that some guy got a goofy idea and shitposted an article on his joke site but I choose to trust and believe toobz.

 

[anliteralidiot]

NAL IS CURRENTLY LIVE ARGUING WITH JOSH OVER THE PHONE

https://www.youtube.com/live/MLeDO_C5Fe8

 

[Zashaiba]

Hey uh…toobz, I need to ask a small favour from you. If this infringes on “no trolling plans” you are free to shit on me and leave Autistic reactions. I’ve been combing through Cobe’s videos to find the most visceral puke-inducing cooking videos to show to twitch streamers and collecting their reactions for my own sick entertainment. So far my favourites are:

- chocolate bacon Reese’s minis mead
- the snail burrito
- Cookie Monster mead
- the burger den review

If any deep loremasters can recommend any really dank stuff I’d really appreciate it. So far I’ve mostly showed the vids to Russian chicks but I will diversify in future. Also video sample/tax I guess:https://youtu.be/z7ujTC3H_6k?feature=shared

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Josh calling Jessica an alcoholic?

 

[Senegalese POW]

Josh calling Jessica an alcoholic?
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They're fighting live right now.
Mobile fagging.
Fight

 

[anliteralidiot]

Josh calling Jessica an alcoholic?
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He's not wrong. He's saying she doesn't know her limit, and he's proud of her for cutting back, and that's all I got.

But I'm just going to take his side.

Even as I type this, she was explaining something, he was quietly letting her explain, and she goes off asking if he's ignoring her.

She's a psycho, and he's always going to be right.

 

[ASeabear8952]

If some cool cobra fan shit that out for fun than that is masterwork trolling. Perfectly subtle and only people in the know will get a chuckle out of it. Could also be that some guy got a goofy idea and shitposted an article on his joke site but I choose to trust and believe toobz.

Oh whoever wrote that article is absolutely a fan.

 

[idkcumiguess]

Hey uh…toobz, I need to ask a small favour from you. If this infringes on “no trolling plans” you are free to shit on me and leave Autistic reactions. I’ve been combing through Cobe’s videos to find the most visceral puke-inducing cooking videos to show to twitch streamers and collecting their reactions for my own sick entertainment. So far my favourites are:

- chocolate bacon Reese’s minis mead
- the snail burrito
- Cookie Monster mead
- the burger den review

If any deep loremasters can recommend any really dank stuff I’d really appreciate it. So far I’ve mostly showed the vids to Russian chicks but I will diversify in future. Also video sample/tax I guess:https://youtu.be/z7ujTC3H_6k?feature=shared

The foot long chili dog review is absolute gold and horrific.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Hey uh…toobz, I need to ask a small favour from you. If this infringes on “no trolling plans” you are free to shit on me and leave Autistic reactions. I’ve been combing through Cobe’s videos to find the most visceral puke-inducing cooking videos to show to twitch streamers and collecting their reactions for my own sick entertainment. So far my favourites are:

- chocolate bacon Reese’s minis mead
- the snail burrito
- Cookie Monster mead
- the burger den review

If any deep loremasters can recommend any really dank stuff I’d really appreciate it. So far I’ve mostly showed the vids to Russian chicks but I will diversify in future. Also video sample/tax I guess:https://youtu.be/z7ujTC3H_6k?feature=shared

He has some fish and cheese nachos/noodles that are pretty rancid

 

[Bogliacci]

Apparently NAL and Jorp were going at it while NAL was live, here's a stream snipe. I dont have time to find where exactly it was in the stream

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Just found this on the funny pictures thread, thought you guys would appreciate it

 

[anliteralidiot]

Apparently NAL and Jorp were going at it while NAL was live, here's a stream snipe. I dont have time to find where exactly it was in the stream

Fight is at the very beginning, goes on for like 20 minutes before he leaves the call. After that there's texts, but he gives up.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Boglim Chronicles was in his live earlier trying to stir up a beef between Cobra-Clone and the Rele-Cobra, telling him that kingcobrajfs was talking shit about him to bait him into talking shit. I am sure he reads this thread, so hey, boglim chronicles, Dont be a faggot and try to gayop a beef between these two so you can make ad revenue off them.

Edit: I have been calling him Cobra-Clone but I think Christian-Cobra might be more fitting
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Of course. The dude already has a pretty depressing messed up life, so let's make it worse.

 

[The Beast Incarnate216]

He needs to stop making those nasty ass "Meads"

 

[anliteralidiot]

There was a fun Cobraism in the fight: he says "proportion size", instead of "portion size."

 

[ibeatmywife]

Of course. The dude already has a pretty depressing messed up life, so let's make it worse.

The ironic and funny thing is cobra is actually alot happier than the people who hate him with that much passion. There is some faggot in the facebook group who I swear his profile/pics/personality/posts all seem AI generated but he's just a NPC. Is a MGTOW dude who claims to be rich and have a ton of hobbies but all he does is cry about josh and how dumb he is despite making up lies and often sounding dumber than josh himself. I know for a fact the people who seethe about him to no end are miserable and the BOY is over there happy as a pig in shit just to catch a mid day buzz and watch his family guy cartoon or look at ratrods and hotrod pics. It's pretty funny in that context.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Apparently NAL and Jorp were going at it while NAL was live, here's a stream snipe. I dont have time to find where exactly it was in the stream

It's amazing hearing Cobra being the voice of reason (comparatively). You tell her BOY!

 

[biggacracka]

I know the answer is boglim's razor but why doesn't Clint put him in a group home cobes make drink combos with his MEADS? Or turn his foodhacks into MEADS?