Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

Forward the barmaid! Charge the troles!

Trole to the right of her
Trole to the left of her
Trole in front of her
Boldly she rode, and well, as they laughed like thunder

O the wild charge she made
All the world will wonder what was wrong with her brain
Ridicule the insane barmaid

 

[Fortyone]

I actually thought he was pissing at first holy fuck. He just shits half baked digestive liquid at this point, I bet all the liquor basically sterilized his digestive tract like when people take antibiotics for too long too.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I actually thought he was pissing at first holy fuck. He just shits half baked digestive liquid at this point, I bet all the liquor basically sterilized his digestive tract like when people take antibiotics for too long too.

Shitting water like that must be destroying his asshole imagine being sick but it never ends. His ass is just an open wound.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Shitting water like that must be destroying his asshole imagine being sick but it never ends. His ass is just an open wound.

Not only that, but imagine the drippings that collect inside his jeans over the course of a month

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't think the period talk is sexual to Cobra at all. I think because it's one of the big differences between men and women and he is utterly fixated on "gender relations" he brings it up a bunch. It's weird as fuck for sure though. The stuff about giving his neighbors tampons which you no has never and will never happen is undeniably creepy but I also think this is an autism thing where he has no idea how weird it sounds.

Could he just think that bleeding for a week, every month, is goth AF?

 

[Potion_Time]

I know mixing toilet wine and beef jerky nachos would likely cripple us mere mortals, but it's impressive that he doesn't even appear to be in pain or discomfort. Boglims really are built different.

 

[mars]

Filming himself shitting pure bile to own the trolls. It's only a matter of time until he gets laid again.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Not only that, but imagine the drippings that collect inside his jeans over the course of a month

Every fart is a shart.

The punishment he's inflicting on his ring should be a crime against humanity.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Filming himself shitting pure bile to own the trolls. It's only a matter of time until he gets laid again.

He's been doing it for a long time, it already worked once.

 

[Drama Trauma]

He should get together with the former Cyraxx alog Gothie. She did a diarhea stream too. Is this a goth-like thing?

 

[bonified retard]

He should get together with the former Cyraxx alog Gothie. She did a diarhea stream too. Is this a goth-like thing?

She tried, but couldnt handle the rockstar lifestyle (being told he wanted to take things slow after they had already traded nudes).

 

[ASeabear8952]

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[semitooth]

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oh no

 

[Hennimore]

If Josh lets her back in I'm predicting that he will try to play it off like they were trolling and weren't actually fighting as a way to throw off the YouTube trolls. I also predict that the light will leave his eyes as he says it on stream.

 

[overweight]

how do drunk retards get drunk gfs?
do they just go outside to buy alcohol and one day they encounter a drunk enough female?

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

how do drunk retards get drunk gfs?
do they just go outside to buy alcohol and one day they encounter a drunk enough female?

It's kind of like dogs humping at a dog park. You get them into a shared space and they find each other.

 

[overweight]

It's kind of like dogs humping at a dog park. You get them into a shared space and they find each other.

is that what bars are for?
i used to go to disco/clubs and wake up in random chicks homes
but we were still idiots in our 20ths
bars are full of old men so its even more scary

 

[ibeatmywife]

is that what bars are for?
i used to go to disco/clubs and wake up in random chicks homes
but we were still idiots in our 20ths
bars are full of old men so its even more scary

Both of them are banned from all local bars

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

If the rumors of the boghag landing in Casper are true then big circle of protection on the gothic single wide. Hopefully the Casper PD and SPCA have a response ready to safely capture and release the creature elsewhere away from humans.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Circle of protection on Cobes, if I could fire off a few chi balls I would.