Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Aiōn]

So maybe someone else can speak to this, but his ankles look very swollen. Ankle and calf swelling (edema) can be something you want to get checked out. He's a pretty sedentary dude so I wouldn't classify this as the normal movement of fluid, especially how swollen he looks across his body.

According to Traditional Chinese Medicine, swollen ankles are a sign of 'damp cold' in the body. He was born in the year of the Metal Goat after all.

"Internal dampness may originate in irregular eating habits, such as over-consumption of cold, raw, greasy or sweet foods, or alcohol. Or simple over-consumption itself, as this impedes digestion."

Seems that all those greasy food hacks and drink combos are catching up to the boy.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I’m just going to go with him being an alcoholic with shitty health habits.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Can I get a price check on a Drac Attack covered in garbage, excluding tip?
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Yeah I'm not sure where the extra patty option was but this is what I got. 50% retard tax is most definitely whats up. Bare in mind this is from their website (delivery serviced by doordash) not doordash.

edit- they put in a tip by default. you damn well know cobes isn't tipping.

 

[bonified retard]

Yeah I'm not sure where the extra patty option was but this is what I got. 50% retard tax is most definitely whats up. Bare in mind this is from their website (delivery serviced by doordash) not doordash.

edit- they put in a tip by default. you damn well know cobes isn't tipping.

I set the address to his old apartment because I don't know, or care to look up his current address, so it might not be completely accurate. Still not that bad considering the amount of additional toppings he added (roughly $10 worth).

I think he just got his youtube money yesterday so I'm sure theres a lot more coming. He probably has a $80 medium pizza cooling off on the counter as we speak.

 

[biggacracka]

I think he just got his youtube money yesterday so I'm sure theres a lot more coming. He probably has a $80 medium pizza cooling off on the counter as we speak.

I hope they got his garlic cup

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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Speaking of he’s using it to generate the fabled clock tower dream house

Southern farmhouse / Plantation Home is MDWU. Odd how his fashion sensibility is a weird fusion of crust punk, old western, and hot topic. But his taste in architecture is so classy toobz.
I don't know if the generative model just filled in the gaps or if the King was attentive enough to specify that the veranda, gutters, soffits, window frames and shudders should be "Paris Green".
I would expect some generic Gothic Revival stuff at night surrounded by bare trees with crows everywhere. But we get something that looks like a goff as fuck "Southern Living" magazine cover.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I hope they got his garlic cup

I believe the garlic cup is included with the burger. If it were up to him he would have gotten like 3 of the bastards.

 

[Molly Millions]

Lord Cobra wanted wings that don't exist

These things come frozen out of a bag so the dudes at Little Squeezers are unable to make honey barbecue & garlic and herb boneless wings.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I would expect some generic Gothic Revival stuff at night surrounded by bare trees with crows everywhere. But we get something that looks like a goff as fuck "Southern Living" magazine cover.

He would get scared if it was TOO SPOOKY.

I believe the garlic cup is included with the burger. If it were up to him he would have gotten like 3 of the bastards.

He asks for two cups of garlic butter but gets hooked up with three.

 

[Slim Boglim]

He probably has a $80 medium pizza cooling off on the counter as we speak.

Gotta let the roaches and houseflies get the first taste. He’s a generous person who doesn’t mind sharing with his roommates unlike you miserable trolls.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Finally sat down to see BogChron's recap. I gotta say the beef jerky nachos were the first thing that made me say something out loud. Seeing him have to throw a strip back with his mouth to mash it with his blackened molars since his front stubs weren't up to the task was certainly something... I had previously only seen members of the Crocodilia order do that with meat they eat. Seeing the Wyoming Boglim exhibit this behavior is a surprise. Seeing the jerky come out all greasy, soggy and limp with all the steak sauce was just sad to watch. Good thing it was left to cool all night into a solid rubbery mass after it was superheated to mush.
I know it can all be figured out with boglim's razor "he's retarded." but holy shit I can not for the life of me wrap my head around his constant thoughts about women's menstrual cycles and any hygiene products for, habits about, discomfort during, and partner behavior towards any of it. Every time he's been doordashed feminine products it's never been "oh my troles gave me these because they're bloody pussies yootoob." it's always some rant about how supportive he'd be to some strange women in where ever he's living by leaving them in communal areas or giving them out for free. Or how supportive he'd be of some imaginary girlfriend or wife when she's having hers. I know the boy isn't a bonafide sicko like the Reddit or Facebook alogs think but it throws me for a loop since I've literally only ever heard this kind of obsessive thinking about women's monthly cycle from genuine scumfuck trannies like Johnathan Yaniv.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

WTF did he do to get his feet so dirty?

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Look at that one realllly long nail! He's gonna get that thing caught or stubbed on something and it's gonna rip riiiiiight off.

 

[California King]

Look at that one realllly long nail! He's gonna get that thing caught or stubbed on something and it's gonna rip riiiiiight off.

That's not a nail, it's the base of the stemmed glass from behind his foot.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Lord Cobra wanted wings that don't exist

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These things come frozen out of a bag so the dudes at Little Squeezers are unable to make honey barbecue & garlic and herb boneless wings.

This is "on the instructions, I said add extra bacon" all over again.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I can not for the life of me wrap my head around his constant thoughts about women's menstrual cycles and any hygiene products for, habits about, discomfort during, and partner behavior towards any of it. Every time he's been doordashed feminine products it's never been "oh my troles gave me these because they're bloody pussies yootoob." it's always some rant about how supportive he'd be to some strange women in where ever he's living by leaving them in communal areas or giving them out for free. Or how supportive he'd be of some imaginary girlfriend or wife when she's having hers.

I don't think the period talk is sexual to Cobra at all. I think because it's one of the big differences between men and women and he is utterly fixated on "gender relations" he brings it up a bunch. It's weird as fuck for sure though. The stuff about giving his neighbors tampons which you no has never and will never happen is undeniably creepy but I also think this is an autism thing where he has no idea how weird it sounds.

 

[ASeabear8952]

RED ALERT. TMDNWU

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And so it begins

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[ibeatmywife]

Casting a big circle of protection around josh and the trailer. May the boghag meet her fate for daring to go against the dark lords will.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Time to circle the trailers, boys

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

JFC I wish I did not press play. Has this retard had a solid shit in the last 5 years?