Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Molly Millions said:
He'll get his button once he goes 12 months without getting a strike iirc

So basically never.
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Even if that happens I think youtube takes forever with the button I follow a channel that is right under 1 million subs and they just got their 100k button a few days ago

Also according to JM nals updated itinerary is August 23rd to September 5th
 
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anliteralidiot said:
No one said that. Most of us think she's in the Royal Inn, because it's the cheapest place in Casper. No one is suggesting she's with Clint, because that's stupid.
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So nobody in that thread watched that potato quality cameo NAL did and then a thousand fat girls weren't posting in unison "OMG SHE'S WEARING COBRA'S RING" when she wasn't?
 
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Can't tell if her eyes are green
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
The discourse in the NAL thread is significantly stupider than the regular Cobra thread because it's pretty much all fat beauty parlor women posting in it. "Woah NAL filmed herself in front of a brick building, she must be staying with Clint and Tannis!". Beauty Parlor posters are the absolute worst at just taking something at face value because they want to believe it's true
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It's like my dad used to say:

"Women are beautiful creatures, you should always love and respect them. Help them when they fall, hug them when they're hurt and if by some miracle you meet one who can tolerate you because you have fucking autism like your mother, please marry one.....but under no circumstances allow yourself to harbor the delusion that women aren't the most retarded creatures on this planet. Don't ask me why, nobody knows why, they just ARE and the best thing you can do is ignore them 99% of the time. If they start talking, just walk away. It's not important trust me. If they wanna do something, say no and go do something else. Whatever they wanted to do is retarded because they are retarded. Just tell them that they're pretty and pretend that you need to take a shit, it gets me out of most things."
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It's like my dad used to say:

"Women are beautiful creatures, you should always love and respect them. Help them when they fall, hug them when they're hurt and if by some miracle you meet one who can tolerate you because you have fucking autism like your mother, please marry one.....but under no circumstances allow yourself to harbor the delusion that women aren't the most retarded creatures on this planet.
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If he let's aNAL in I'd say Josh is the most retarded creature.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
What if he had a sick giant cobra to protect his clocktower dream house... (I wanted the AI to make the lightning in the shape of a cobra, but it was acting cute.)
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I wouldnt be upset if the government funded a sick watchtower mansion for Josh. I'd rather my tax money go to some good content then niggers amd trannies who dont want to work.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
The discourse in the NAL thread is significantly stupider than the regular Cobra thread because it's pretty much all fat beauty parlor women posting in it. "Woah NAL filmed herself in front of a brick building, she must be staying with Clint and Tannis!". Beauty Parlor posters are the absolute worst at just taking something at face value because they want to believe it's true
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I checked the thread and it's speculating on where bricks are in Casper.

Porkney is looking like marriage material compared to everyone else touching the Cobraverse right now. She's fat and annoying but she gets decent content out of Cobra. These 2 vaginal rejects are all of Porkney's worst traits dialed up to 11 and they're hanging around Cobra like a bad smell. If NAL was never involved he would still be regularly streaming and making videos instead of e-begging when he's only drawn and shutting the stream off as fast as he can afterwards.
 
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
I wouldnt be upset if the government funded a sick watchtower mansion for Josh. I'd rather my tax money go to some good content then niggers amd trannies who dont want to work.
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We were THIS CLOSE to having Null subsidize Cobes. I think that's as close as our boy has gotten to a sick watchtower mansion. JOSH4JOSH would have been such a fun timeline, toobz.
 
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