Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

She was whining that people think they're just puppets for our entertainment.

Happy to be puppeteered by free plane tickets you would never otherwise be able to get, queen? Happy to receive them from people who actively want to fuck with you and Jawshie?

Man, I am hoping we see a lot eviction in the future. Better not hate the green basement, BOY.

 

[Fortyone]

She unprivated the video so we don't need to rely on my bootlegs

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Hahahahahahha holy fucking shit, he let's her back in and right away she has another fucking meltdown and a THIRD choking accusation. This is some of the most insane cobra content yet and it surprises me 0% that Josh didn't learn a damn thing

Cobra just doesn't learn

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Goddamnit Josh. You just HAD to let the baconator in. Even your dumbass knew how this would go. The last two visits went terribly, and yet you let her in for a THIRD time, and this time for longer. And you got cucked into giving her a home and money to pay for her trip? I have no ill will against you, but you deserve 100% of the consequences. Maybe if the police get called, you'll both get a restraining order and this fucking demogorgon will disappear for good.

To be honest, I STILL don't believe he actually hit her. He did hit himself and the trailer, but I don't think he hit her. But I also think that NAL is the kind of bitch that will trigger the shit out of you and bait you into hitting her, just so she can have some sort of upper hand over you. Imagine using "but you hit me" as a domination tactic over someone.

That being said, I HOPE he slapped the shit out of her. I still HOPE that she will trigger him so bad, that he'll physically punch her into submission. I don't want out boy to go to jail, but she deserves every ounce of physical abuse that ever comes her way. What a disgusting bitch.

 

['Ole Dente]

Josh learned from Father Nipples that taking in a psychotic loon far past the point where it’s a good idea and implanting your seed in her is most definitely what’s up.

Time to shave your head, Josh. The transformation is close to complete.

One day, you will put on the dress.

 

[Fortyone]

Josh is currently getting pretty loud, he's slapping himself in the face.

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Odd we didn't hear the cow bell. Everyone needs to send their energy for the circle of protection.

Josh is smashed, NAL is playing happy hardcore shit and it's grinding him down. This is psychological warfare.

NAL : If you want me to leave, I'll leave..
Cobra : I .. I didn't do anything..
NAL : This is the third time it's happened..
Cobra : I'll let you know.
NAL : I can leave, I will leave..
Cobra : I uhh wanna I umm..
NAL : If you say so..

This whole thing is going off the rails and they're still drinking.

The chances of this ending without legal action are near zero

 

[k0ndumba2]

I'm still in shock realizing how many kiwis thought the boglim wasn't going to let NAL back in. Let me remind all of you of this: NAL is a T&H woman with a functional vagina and Cobra is a retarded male.

Wars have been started and empires have been ended over pussy, the finest china. Emperors, presidents, prime ministers, and priests have all ruined their lives over pussy and, somehow, you all thought the boglim was above that??? Truly baffling. I will now be assuming many of you sit at the same IQ level as Cobes.

Not even jail or stabbing will keep these two away from each other now that they're together.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The chances of this ending without legal action are near zero

It'll probably be like Shanny and Rev: cops arrest her, give him a restraining order...and they go back together anyways.

 

[whogoesthere]

I'm still in shock realizing how many kiwis thought the boglim wasn't going to let NAL back in.

Oh I knew it would happen as long as Jessica made the move to get to him. Sure if he is left alone, he would get nothing. But all she had to do is waft her wendys pussy at him and he was done for.

This is what no pussy does to men. 6 year dry spell and the constant mockery has driven him to a craven place in which any pussy will do. I still maintain Gothie could have fucked him if she showed up in person, he has no power to resist at all.

In fact, once she leaves (if she leaves I should say) no matter how bad it is, unless a 3rd party gets involved he will let her back in when she shows up again.

 

[ibeatmywife]

My theory is that she got into the trailer by using the "you cant let the trolls win" logic on his ODD and it worked, IMO that is why he is having so many severe autistic meltdowns this trip, he cant stand to be with her but is forced to in order to own the trolls and maybe also fear of what he has done to her in those blind autistic rages. She kept telling him "do you want me to leave I dont have to be here" she likely has a hotel room for the entire trip.

 

['Ole Dente]

I’m starting to think the “I’m Sorry” video has a little less to do with the phone and little more to do with his sordid and secret love affair.

“All I can say is I’m sorry….and I’m ashamed of myself, really.”

Apology not accepted. You should be.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

Imagine if a homeboy or home dad would’ve answered the door and told NAL to kick rocks. I hate that he’s succumbed to the Arby’s beef and ched ass bitch. She’s vile, manipulative, abusive and mentally disturbed.
She’s truly a horrific considering how unpredictable she is, she’s not above lying to viewers or law enforcement to get what she wants. Cobes is such a fucking idiot!

As a faggot Virgin myself I need to ask, Fellas, Is nappy snagged tooth pussy worth all the destruction that comes with it? Is there such thing as “pussy so good I let my entire life get fucked up”????

Edit: could this be another ‘iDubbbz and Anissa’ situation type of deal?!
Circle of protection for the sexy goth badboy

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Wars have been started and empires have been ended over pussy, the finest china. Emperors, presidents, prime ministers, and priests have all ruined their lives over pussy and, somehow, you all thought the boglim was above that??? Truly baffling.

In my case, I knew he would let her in. All she had to do is show up, show her tits, suck his cock, and say "but I'm homeless Joshie". I was just hoping and praying that didn't happen. Call it "willful ignorance". I really didn't/don't want anything bad to happen to the boy. Call him a piece of shit all day, but no one deserves this BPDemon ugly ass within 100 miles.

In fact, once she leaves (if she leaves I should say)

I'm almost sure she won't. Taking into account how the events are unfolding, I'm almost 100% sure the boy will not have the balls to kick her out. She will say shit like "If you kick me out, I'm going straight to the police and show them how you hit me", "I am pregnant Josh, you can't kick me out" and "My parents won't let me back in. Do you want me to become homeless and die?" I hope I'm fucking wrong, but I think she's there for good now. She's the kind of hag that WANTS to stay in an abusive relationship because she will always have something to use to fuck Josh over. She has always been transparent: I want his house and his money. I want to control him and have him working for me. And she got it.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

entire stream archive (ninjad) 20min mark the boy realized she blew their cover.
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Who is "Chris" btw? Some discord faggot?

I've sayed it once I'll say it again, at this point, if he does, god please come down and forbid this yourself, get her pregnant, I'll become the most larson-verse tier a-log the cobraverse has ever seen.

They'll write stories about the things I'll do.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Imagine if a homeboy or home dad would’ve answered the door and told NAL to kick rocks. I hate that he’s succumbed to the Arby’s beef and ched ass bitch. She’s vile, manipulative, abusive and mentally disturbed.
She’s truly a horrific considering how unpredictable she is, she’s not above lying to viewers or law enforcement to get what she wants. Cobes is such a fucking idiot!

As a faggot Virgin myself I need to ask, Fellas, Is nappy snagged tooth pussy worth all the destruction that comes with it? Is there such thing as “pussy so good I let my entire life get fucked up”????

Edit: could this be another ‘iDubbbz and Anissa’ situation type of deal?!
Circle of protection for the sexy goth badboy

As an inexperienced man, you will need to learn how to spot and avoid BPDemons. Let this saga show you that some pussy is indeed not worth it and you're better off without all the pointless drama in your life.

Also this is less of a trailer park iDubbz and Anisa and more of a trailer park Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He wouldn't have even taken her back if that fucking Paypig didn't give her tickets.

 

[Down From The Champions]

I still maintain Gothie could have fucked him if she showed up in person, he has no power to resist at all.

He got scared off by Gothie in about a day or two but he's keeping NAL around. I only know bits about Gothie but surely she couldn't be worse than NAL?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He got scared off by Gothie in about a day or two but he's keeping NAL around. I only know bits about Gothie but surely she couldn't be worse than NAL?

They were practically the same woman, but Gothie raged less. Still, it was 24/7 emotional drama with her.

But it was a different time when the Gothie incident happened. Cobes got a lot more desperate in the years following it.

 

['Ole Dente]

As a faggot Virgin myself I need to ask, Fellas, Is nappy snagged tooth pussy worth all the destruction that comes with it? Is there such thing as “pussy so good I let my entire life get fucked up”????

There is no situation where you should tolerate a woman’s bipolar episodes. Be courteous and kind to them but the moment they start breaking shit and wildin’ out, grab them by the shirt and push them out of the house. Lock the door, block them on everything, goodbye, whatever shit you left in here is forfeit to Goodwill.

Go burn a joint and listen to some tunes. Trust me, you’ll thank me later. You’re either a momentary asshole or a victim to insanity for years that’ll drive you to seriously consider killing yourself. Make that choice carefully.

 

[whogoesthere]

I only know bits about Gothie but surely she couldn't be worse than NAL?

She seemed far more stable, but I honestly think those skanks are all shitheads and do not watch them. I only know of any of them through Cobra, but Gothie just seemed like a toothless meth whore who wanted to be Harley to his Joker, with her constant "Im a ride or die bitch, thats what you missed out on". But she did do the same "I am worthless" routine NAL does, so who knows.

Jessica seemed a bit more stable when she first showed up on the boys radar, maybe they can control it enough to get their foot in the door.

 

[John The BRAAAPtist]

Looks like she streamed a second time. It's still up on her IG, here's a local archive. Tried uploading a local archive, but it keeps failing,