Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

Darfliny being there made it so much funnier but that was beer he boiled it in, not mtn dew. But don't worry, that entire stick of butter he dropped on top of it made up for that.

Maybe they got it mixed up with this guy

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Maybe they got it mixed up with this guy

He also made his own deep frted avacados.

 

[Slim Boglim]

he boiled it in beer but he also added some monster with the beer.

The eggs are what he boiled in Mountain Dew

 

[anliteralidiot]

He also made his own deep frted avacados.

Is Sausage Man just Cobra, if he were a normal guy?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Cobes randomly live in the AM

 

[IsaacShraeder]

EARLY MORNING LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-DuH-FUT8w

 

[Hard R]

"teeth update? my teeth need to be fuckin' fixed; that's the update"

 

[Jobama]

Is this the latest he's ever gone live?

 

[Mushroom King]

What a shame, he's so sober. I'm monitoring this stream for any edits..

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Is this the latest he's ever gone live?

might be, he use to go live at 6am before but not 5

What a shame, he's so sober. I'm monitoring this stream for any edits..

hes working on the sober problem.

 

[semitooth]

still hasn't shipped the wand lmao

What a shame, he's so sober. I'm monitoring this stream for any edits..

he said he's "sipping on" a drink combo

edit: Jessica looping for 5 minutes now

 

[Potion_Time]

He's bitching about people who live in their parents house drinking all day.

I love the total lack of self awareness as if he isn't doing the exact same thing he's accusing them of.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

>I was waiting for him to come out of hibernation, but it looks like he might have died
It's official, he's dropped the pretense. Puff is gone, dood.
Only took him a year lmao.
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45 minutes in, and he's running defense for Diddy as part of a gender relayshuns rant
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53 minutes in
>if you can't do fucking surgeries, go work at Wendy's and flip burgers
Rich coming from the guy who wasn't even allowed to flip burgers at Wendy's.
Also, he apparently hung out with Darf recently.
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70 minutes in, someone just told Cobes it's Sharon Osbourne's birthday. The BOY got into a festive mood and is now in his happy drunk phase.
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78 minutes in, another Jessica loop. He compliments her cooking and mentions that he ate old tuna salad that she'd made after she left

 

[Jobama]

I love how Josh thinks the term lolcow refers to someone who tries too hard to be funny. He was talking about it when someone asked if he would go on Lolcow Live.

 

[semitooth]

I needed a comfy 5:30am gender relashuns stream

edit: "I would support Ozzy Osbourne even if he did go trans"

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

What the heck is the boy doing up at 530am

The sun doesn't even come up until 7:12am in Casper. Real Boglim Hours.

He's reading a lot of the chat this morning. I haven't seen him read chat like this, like, ever.

 

[Jobama]

I think you guys might be getting that steak video confused with one were he marinaded a steak in Mountain Dew and beer and then boiled the steak in the marinate.

 

[bathtubcosby]

This is somewhat of a return to form with cobes, ozzy, kids, sickos, clocktower delusions. Twu

 

[PetiteFeet]

I got his glasses fixed!!!
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This is nothing short of amazing and I wish I had friends who were into cobra because I feel a need to share this glory with the world.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Just watch the fuckin' movie, toobs.