Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

Is there any reason that Cobes and Darfliny don't hang out anymore?

When Josh was living a the conquistador, Darf's house was just a 10 minute walk away. And he was there for some 3 years.

Why no more smelting with the dwarflord toobs?

The last time they hung out was on a stream during Jessica’s first visit.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

She is the type that keeps popping up in true crime videos, even the setting and victims are there already. Odds of her elderly parents ending up dead after some BPD fueled alcohol/drug bender are kinda frightening actually. Didn't she say something like "im gonna be known for killing somebody" the other day?

This is the one. She said she would kill a bitch if she saw her outside out of uniform, and would be good getting famous from killing someone. She’d get way more famous for killing a very niche, slightly popular YouTuber after a dramatic, fully documented relationship than she would some random Walmart or liquor store employee. I think that if she can’t get “famous” leeching off of him, she might be willing to get it another way.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

I really hope he shuts the door on her face and she ends up on the street because she has zero money and everyone hates her.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

gagster drinks

 

[PetiteFeet]

This breakup saga is like his own drunken brainloops because life just has to imitate art.

Only Clint taking him out of town can save his ass now.

And that's the thing of it, toobz, Clint should honestly just spirit his boy away to someplace without internet and troles. I know, it's not realistic and even if it was possible to send the boy somewhere without the trolls, we would be left in a world without Cobra and Josh would be slowly killing himself, with or without troll care packages, poo touchers and NAL.
I'm just a soft faggot with a soft spot for this social misfit. I'll stop my own thought loop on this topic, TMDNWU.

 

[semitooth]

gagster drinks

this music made me burst out laughing

 

[IsaacShraeder]

this music made me burst out laughing

Is this the first recorded instance of video editing by cobes beyond just tacking clips together?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

And that's the thing of it, toobz, Clint should honestly just spirit his boy away to someplace without internet and troles. I know, it's not realistic and even if it was possible to send the boy somewhere without the trolls, we would be left in a world without Cobra and Josh would be slowly killing himself, with or without troll care packages, poo touchers and NAL.
I'm just a soft faggot with a soft spot for this social misfit. I'll stop my own thought loop on this topic, TMDNWU.

You mean like a group home? Is Clint a bad dad because he doesn't put Cobes in on-? Okay, I'll stop.

 

[bonified retard]

Is this the first recorded instance of video editing by cobes beyond just tacking clips together?

No. He uploaded a wand and mead update with music just a couple weeks ago.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

And that's the thing of it, toobz, Clint should honestly just spirit his boy away to someplace without internet and troles.

Clint should move Josh to a safe, secure place. Maybe some kind of residential abode, a home perchance? Yes, maybe certainly a home where he can be taken care of. Maybe Clint can't do it, or won't. So maybe a home where other people can take care of Josh. And to make it logistically viable there are other retards and cripples and other assorted slow-in-the-minds cooped up with Josh, in some sort multi-person corporate body. A group, you could call it. Clint should move Josh to a home with a group. If only those existed, toobs.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Glass half-full of bottom-shelf plastic handle vodka, this is grim.

this music made me burst out laughing

Made me think of the episode of TPB where J-Roc gets caught jerking off.

 

[Law]

He is grandpa bald now. The troles should buy him a sew-in.

gives a final shoutout to the cam girl before putting his dick away

he gives shoutouts to the people joining to watch

BOY is a gentleman!

this music made me burst out laughing

It fits so well.

 

[Hennimore]

Does YouTube have a built in feature that allows you to put generic music over uploaded videos? I've been speculating that he is putting the music in via some automatic feature on accident and since he likely doesn't watch his own videos back probably doesn't even know some of his videos recently have had music laid over them. You can see him talking but can't hear him because it's overlaying the music.

 

[Hard R]

Does YouTube have a built in feature that allows you to put generic music over uploaded videos? I've been speculating that he is putting the music in via some automatic feature on accident and since he likely doesn't watch his own videos back probably doesn't even know some of his videos recently have had music laid over them. You can see him talking but can't hear him because it's overlaying the music.

don't quote me on that but i think it does have that feature. i dont think it's on accident though, i think it's intentional, he mostly just nods and looks at the camera throughout these videos. it's just that retardation sets in after X minutes and he forgets, so he starts talking lol

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It would be interesting if Clint just stopped paying bills beyond heating, water, and food.

I wonder if Cobes even has a credit score?

 

[ibeatmywife]

It would be interesting if Clint just stopped paying bills beyond heating, water, and food.

I wonder if Cobes even has a credit score?

Clint never gonna do that. Clint would likely pay big bucks to send him to a really nice rehab facility where he basically chilling in luxury but can only smoke cigarettes but he would never even do that because he is a gothic badboy yootoob celery

 

['Ole Dente]

Is there any validity to this? I've seen this echo'd repeatedly on the subreddit but I've never seen a source to this claim.

This is actually a long-standing problem because while the reddit did occasionally exacerbate claims to get Cobra’s goat, there are other claims that were initially true but have warped into completely different claims through some gay discord telephone game. Then there are claims that are true and the evidence existed on the subreddit, which is now gone. Sourced claims were on the Cobra Wikipedia but that’s gone too, save the archive. The new Cobra wikipedia has claims posted but it’s not necessary source them and some things COULD be true about Cobra but the videos could be deleted and not archived. Some claims are completely true without evidence because people have seen it but it wasn’t archived.

Basically, if anyone makes a claim, the best way to go about it is “It’s probably not true until I see evidence.”

 

[Diabetical Materialism]

Checked in for the first time in months and was surprised at how high energy Cobes was in the Sharon's birthday stream. He's reading chats, laughing at the jokes, actually coming up with some decent comebacks to the haters, bringing out Shon. He's still looking rough, but I'm happy to see him in high spirits. It must be because he can finally smoke indoors again.

Also great job on the last night's episode of Snake Bones, Seizure. You absolutely killed it with the outro, that made my whole week.

I wonder if Cobes even has a credit score?

Doubt it. He uses his debit card as a credit card by running it into the red and paying off the "loan" by going live. Can you imagine what would happen if Cobes woke up one day with access to a couple thousand dollars of credit?

 

[Potion_Time]

gagster drinks

It's actually kind of surprising to see him make something normal. Gas station vodka and OJ is the standard drink of choice for most meth heads.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's actually kind of surprising to see him make something normal. Gas station vodka and OJ is the standard drink of choice for most meth heads.

Also Ben in Leaving Las Vegas. God that scene is grim.