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His five year plan is buying more Nikolai vodka because it's cheap, it's made in America and the cap is black.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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New Cobra-ism! "Thats a bit of a cough up" in regard to blaming gun violence on videogames
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Baconator consumption and wet-and-juicy production will definitely exceed plan.
For some reason the word "pig iron" truly fits Cobra.
Man, how unfortunate it was they were out of all the smaller bottles but had a handle ready for the Gothic King to cut back.
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I'm sorry but the name Nikolai vodka brought me back to CoD zombies.
He made a liter of vodka last a whopping 4 days? At this rate he'll be clean and sober before this year is out, trust and believe toobz.
"And the cap is black. yessssssss"
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Him mentioning the cap being black multiple times is really funny to me. Super goth, Cobes.
That's a 1.75 L bottle. He says 3 OR 4 days, which I don't think is crazy to interpret as this is the 3rd day (so 2 nights of really going at it) of working on this bottle and he's got maybe 100mL left. He's truly pacing himself like a saint, toobz.
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Almost a liter of hard liquor in a couple days is goth as fuck.
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It's Ozzy as fuck, but I'm also not going to entertain the idea that he's cutting back when he clearly isn't.
Say what you will about cobes's genes/health, but that liver is a trooper and it's still chugging strong
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I've been busy on some side stuff, do you guys think NAL is visiting soon? Hearing this bitch double talk and threaten to dispense or deny Cobra her holes, grossmaxing. "I'm going to Casper, but not to visit you, b-but I will drive by and see your house, I'll stop right outside your window, screaming and cumming from my finger."
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She's been threatening to bust a nut outside his window for about a week now. Josh has tons of alogs that think he is literally Hitler so I have no doubt someone will eventually front her the cash to get out there. NAL claims she isn't going to talk to him or show up at his trailer when she goes there but I highly doubt that. If she does go this might be the final time because someone is gonna end up hurt or arrested. Josh seems to finally be fed up with her and she has spent the better part of a week calling him a "toddler" over and over again, she likely has crossed the line with Josh at this point so I doubt he takes her back now. It's pretty wild watching how quickly she has adopted the same terms that the trolls use against Josh.
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Facebook is saying that someone posted some of NAL and Josh’s sex tapes on xvideos but it seems to be taken down now, I didn’t see it, cannot confirm.
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Let's just assume that's what happened and do no follow ups whatsoever.
Somethings just don't need to be documented.
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I'm gone assume it's fake, until proven to be unbelievably gross. Her posting revenge porn wouldn't be surprising tho.
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"I'll only ever get my clocktower mansion if I hit the lottery"
Continues to have never bought a lottery ticket.
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Looks like someone playing with the world's floppiest knees.
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It's too early for this [stifled vomit sound]. XBox, call my therapist.
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