Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Did that bitch ever get the wand he promised her or did he spend the shipping money doordash again?

It’s been like 4 months. She’s never getting that wand.
Paypigs are (or at least should be) aware that any money they send is as good as wasted, especially since she "donated" the money to him and didn't make an etsy purchase. (Unless the conspiracy theory is true and it's just homeboy Clint who gave Jorsh that money)
 
It's slow until it isn't. I suspect Josh doesn't realize the end stage of his predicament. Being intubated and on dialysis, multiple organ failure and not even getting the mercy of pain killing meds because your liver is too fucked to metabolize any drugs.
nah dude, gonna be sepsis due to a tooth infection. he wont get anywhere close to organ failure age.
 
Just keep in mind that even this guy can get laid, whats your excuse troles?
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If this is what tactical soap attracts, keep it away from me toobs.
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It's genuinely funny to think how there is a real possibility that a majority of Casper's fast food joints and delivery service gig work is subsidized by a single regard and his paypigs from around the country. I know Casper is the second largest city in Wyoming, but it's still basically the middle of nowhere. I doubt anyone has looked into it but I'd think there's a mathematical certainty that the same driver would have delivered to him multiple times. Granted Cobes never tips on his deliveries, but if troles and gaylogs make up the difference on theirs.
Probable autism or powerleveling but I'd imagine that the troll deliveries would at least be a bit cathartic when some internet rando gives you $20 to leave several bags of ice by his door and knock extra hard. Especially if they know the address and have had to deal with his retarded "customized" orders with 0 tip. Since most of the time it's up to the driver to go in for all the extra sauces and shit he requests.
 
nah dude, gonna be sepsis due to a tooth infection. he wont get anywhere close to organ failure age.
You're probably right but if he gets to sepsis he has a better chance to survive than late stage alcoholism. There is a possibility of intervention which would mean he's hospitalized and put on antibiotics. Then they will likely remove his teeth and treat infections.
 
You're probably right but if he gets to sepsis he has a better chance to survive than late stage alcoholism. There is a possibility of intervention which would mean he's hospitalized and put on antibiotics. Then they will likely remove his teeth and treat infections.
>possibility of intervention

"whatup youtube, so i started spitting up blood, goth as fuck TMDWU"
 
Is Clintward of Ireland a bad Head of House?
Does the Photographer known as Professor Clinton,Son of the house of Saunders, descendant of the Emerald Isles and citizen of the United States of America, consistute the lofty personal identifications of a surly and incompetent patriarchal figure not worthy of his given title given by Church and State by the basis of the immoral actions and physical ailments of the fruit of his accursed loins the Profoundly Regarded and Severely Artistic Dark Warlock,Musical Composer, Carpenter,and Brewer known by the name of Yeshua, Son of The house of Saunders,Lord of all Serpents of the Earth and the Heavens, and the defacto economic Atlas of the city of Casper Wyoming?
 
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Does the Photographer known as Professor Clinton,Son of the house of Saunders, descendant of the Emerald Isles and citizen of the United States of America, consistute the lofty personal identifications of a surly and incompetent patriarchal figure not worthy of his given title given by Church and State by the basis of the immoral actions and physical ailments of the fruit of his accursed loins the Profoundly Regarded and Severely Artistic Dark Warlock,Musical Composer, Carpenter,and Brewer known by the name of Yeshua, Son of The house of Saunders,Lord of all Serpents of the Earth and the Heavens, and the defacto economic Atlas of the city of Casper Wyoming?
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Clint, a caca papa? Intoobitably.
 
>possibility of intervention

"whatup youtube, so i started spitting up blood, goth as fuck TMDWU"
Let's be real, Cobra immediately called Tanis to deliver him Tums when his tummy hurt because of the fiery fish pizza. If he goes into sepsis he will have a high fever, be bedridden and asking Homedad Clint for help.
 
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It's genuinely funny to think how there is a real possibility that a majority of Casper's fast food joints and delivery service gig work is subsidized by a single regard and his paypigs from around the country. I know Casper is the second largest city in Wyoming, but it's still basically the middle of nowhere. I doubt anyone has looked into it but I'd think there's a mathematical certainty that the same driver would have delivered to him multiple times. Granted Cobes never tips on his deliveries, but if troles and gaylogs make up the difference on theirs.
Probable autism or powerleveling but I'd imagine that the troll deliveries would at least be a bit cathartic when some internet rando gives you $20 to leave several bags of ice by his door and knock extra hard. Especially if they know the address and have had to deal with his retarded "customized" orders with 0 tip. Since most of the time it's up to the driver to go in for all the extra sauces and shit he requests.
You would be surprised how many shut-ins like Cobra exist around us. I did a delivery gig for a bit on the side a few years ago and it's mostly poor neighbourhoods ordering fast food delivery on the regular. I once dropped off a 7-11 chicken bucket, ice cream tub and 2L Sprite to some deathfat living in an apartment across the street from the store.
 
I doubt anyone has looked into it but I'd think there's a mathematical certainty that the same driver would have delivered to him multiple times.
There's a lot of drivers there because it's in the middle of nowhere and cold as fuck so all the poor people like Cobra who don't feel like walking (because they cannot afford a car) to get their slop call for delivery. Doordash also pays significantly more than what a local place would pay you as a driver. Last time this topic was brought up it looked like they were paying 4$ an hour more than the average. However, we know for certain that the same driver has delivered to him more than once as they posted about it on reddit. IIRC the woman from windy city delivery (booze) also posted about it on facebook. (or maybe it was a gayop, I can't remember)
 
I've been told before that Cobes has cried about the state of his health and admitted drinking and drugs is a way to slowly kill himself or whatever. Does anyone have clips of that?
I don't have them on hand, but can attest I vividly remember him saying something to this effect at least once in the past. First apartment, I believe.
 
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You would be surprised how many shut-ins like Cobra exist around us. I did a delivery gig for a bit on the side a few years ago and it's mostly poor neighbourhoods ordering fast food delivery on the regular. I once dropped off a 7-11 chicken bucket, ice cream tub and 2L Sprite to some deathfat living in an apartment across the street from the store.
The only answer is to livestream their lives and wire the donations to the local government as a substitute for taxes.
 
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