Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[hotcheetospuffs]

So apparently Homeboy Aaron has killed himself.

EDIT: post comes from a supposed girlfriend



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Geez, way to make it all about YOU, Mikala.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

The Cobraverse is equal parts comedy and tragedy. This event could be viewed as either or both depending on perspective.

Either way, RIP Homeboy Aaron, biffed by his own hand.

 

[chimpSculpture]

R.I.P. Aaron, fuck Cobes on this one.

 

[biggacracka]

RIP Aaron
Fuck suicide

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Aaron ultimately died because he was a spiralling alcoholic.

Even for Cobes, this tribute was beyond tone deaf.

I had a hard time breaking up with my crazy girlfriend​

I hope he gets all the booze and pussy he can get his hands on in the afterlife​

He's a bigger alcoholic than me​

My YouTube troles​

I need some more alcohol, I'm out​

Alcohol is my suicide prevention method​

If Aaron came to me for help, I'd have got him nice and drunk​

Idk how I feel about his suicide but I'm sad I guess​

I'm neutral on the tit-sucking incident because JESSICA BOYUHL is a whore and men take what they're offered​

Think of all the drinks you've deprived yourself of now you're dead​

Weed helps my assburgers​

The smell of quality pipe tobacco is exquisid​

I shouldn't enable him because he has a drinking problem worse than mine​

Alcoholism is a choice​

If I killed myself I'll never get my clocktower dreamhouse​

I'd rather drink alcohol than kill myself​

My troles will not receive the satisfaction of my suicide​

The only thing sadder than the troles is Aaron's suicide​

Jesus Christ, doodt.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

"Alcohol is my anti-suicide, toobz ta ha! no I don't know why Aaron killed himself."

It just keeps getting worse

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Josh is more mush brained than Jack Scalfani is at this point.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This is probably the worst eulogy in recorded history.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

He mentions a buddy in the hospital that he won't name. I'm guessing its warlord? That cough sounded something awful in the latest food hack video

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Wow dood. RIP Aaron.

 

[Jobama]

He made a statement

Did you guys catch that he said that he’s going to therapy but he had a cold so he canceled? He says his therapist is chill though? Is this a new development? Since when did he start going to therapy.

 

[Dill]

 

[Stold]

Damn, rip Aaron. I thought that girl made a Facebook post about breaking up with him after retarded trolls spammed her about Aaron’s escapades.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Damn, rip Aaron. I thought that girl made a Facebook post about breaking up with him after retarded trolls spammed her about Aaron’s escapades.

She did, but Aaron spun a yarn about technically being raped by JESSICA BOYUHL because he was under the influence and she took him back.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Only day 9 of the New Year and here we are.

Gotta love the farms.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He mentions a buddy in the hospital that he won't name.

Definitely warlord. He is no longer mentioning warlord or talking about him because of the barrage of troll messages about he is a faggot and is having oral/anal sex with "Sasha". So Warlord is now somewhere near Ellen on the "should I talk about this on youtube?" scale.

Also looks like he has a new cut on his forehead, likely from falling over drunk like usual.

 

[Fortyone]

His video started out somewhat heartfelt by boglim standards but then he completely ruined it by saying that Aaron was a bigger alcoholic than him. Josh was of course drinking as he said this.

Is there a bigger alcoholic than cobes?

 

[IsaacShraeder]

>see Aaron tribute video
>look inside
>drink combo

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

>see Aaron tribute video
>look inside
>drink combo
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The troles have blood on their hands dood

 

[beeingurself]

Ah, yes...
I love how Bogs looks at this:
Aaron, a drunk worse than Josh killed himself, probably while drunk. Cobe's solution? "If he had come to me for help I'd get him drunk."
Yes Josh, your life has been going great since you started drinking heavily, that is clearly the solution for all problems, specially alcoholism.

RIP, another homeboy leaves the Cobraverse for greener pastures.