Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[dead stiff]

He shot himself because of an argument

I apologize for thinking he might have done it for a more logical reason

To be fair, I think most people would kill themselves if they were middle aged, just relapsed on alcohol, had their girlfriend block them for a full month as a ‘hard boundary’ while having a nice Christmas without you. I hope it was a hell of a holiday, because imagine coming back to THAT little oopsie of ‘oh shit, he actually blew his brains out while I was protecting my mentuls’

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Noticing new fags lately due to the news.

Go back to Reddit and Discord.

You're not welcome here.

 

[Sugriva]

"My buddy Aaron he was into... Uh... I think he was into thrift stores?"
*scratches his back with a cheap cobra stick*

complete kino

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Even for Cobes, this tribute was beyond tone deaf.

You have to consider that a lot of it was influenced/directed at the many many many troll text messages he received. I would be willing to bet several people said he will end up just like Aaron and kill himself next because he is also a deadbeat alcoholic, etc. I am sure he has been hearing AWOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA non-stop today since the fat lady posted on facebook.

 

[Agares]

RIP Aryan Aaron. It's really sad because he seemed like an ok friend to Cobra, checking in on him and supporting him through the eviction. And decent friends in the Cobraverse are in short supply these days.

And of course Cobes uses this as an excuse to slam a drink combo, make it about himself and bitch about the troles but that's just how boglim eulogies are made.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Jeez man this was half assed even by cobes standards. Boglim's razor strikes again, he's retarded. But that's calloused, even for him to use a friend's sudden death from spiraling addiction to try minimizing his own. That eulogy was a solid 0/10. TMDNWU boy.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

RIP Aryan Aaron. It's really sad because he seemed like an ok friend to Cobra, checking in on him and supporting him through the eviction. And decent friends in the Cobraverse are in short supply these days.

And of course Cobes uses this as an excuse to slam a drink combo, make it about himself and bitch about the troles but that's just how boglim eulogies are made.

Yeah obviously no one here knew Aaron personally, but always just seemed like a good time Casper homeboy, maybe a drunk retard, maybe a fuck-up, but overall jovial and harmless. Him killing himself was pretty shocking

 

[Agares]

Yeah obviously no one here knew Aaron personally, but always just seemed like a good time Casper homeboy, maybe a drunk retard, maybe a fuck-up, but overall jovial and harmless. Him killing himself was pretty shocking

Even though Cobes is an alcoholic, I think him having a drinking buddy is a hell of a lot better for him than just rotting and drinking alone and doing nothing.

 

[Down From The Champions]

Okay that is officially one of the shittest things Cobes has ever done.

Friend kills himself due to alcoholism so he proceeds to drink alcohol on his tribute and uses his death as a tool to make himself feel better about his own alcoholism.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

The troles have blood on their hands dood

Is the troll Jessica The bog witch Boyle?

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Yeah obviously no one here knew Aaron personally, but always just seemed like a good time Casper homeboy, maybe a drunk retard, maybe a fuck-up, but overall jovial and harmless. Him killing himself was pretty shocking

Rate me TMI.

I would ride those freight trains and go through Casper, Wyoming.

Casper is a pretty big population From Wyoming standards. There is honestly nothing there to do but drink.

Nothing exciting goes on there.

Spent many times hanging out at a bar in downtown and talking to the locals.

It's a local blue collar, working class town/city that that mines oil and gas.

It's a depressing place depending on how you look at things. Just local people getting by and taking care of the families.

 

[bathtubcosby]

Yeah obviously no one here knew Aaron personally, but always just seemed like a good time Casper homeboy, maybe a drunk retard, maybe a fuck-up, but overall jovial and harmless. Him killing himself was pretty shocking

We are all drunk retards on this cursed day.

 

[Morte]

Rate me TMI.

I would ride those freight trains and go through Casper, Wyoming.

Casper is a pretty big population From Wyoming standards. There is honestly nothing there to do but drink.

Nothing exciting goes on there.

Spent many times hanging out at a bar in downtown and talking to the locals.

It's a local blue collar, working class town/city that that mines oil and gas.

It's a depressing place depending on how you look at things. Just local people getting by and taking care of the families.

Casper, Wyoming has produced Cobes, Dick Cheney, and Jeffree Star. There’s got to be something in the water.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Casper, Wyoming has produced Cobes, Dick Cheney, and Jeffree Star. There’s got to be something in the water.

Methamphetamines.

EDIT; They also produced the under rated legend known as Cool Taste.

https://youtu.be/W5S28-Jj5nw?si=KC6GjVhw_a-LgXpw

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

To be fair, I think most people would kill themselves if they were middle aged, just relapsed on alcohol, had their girlfriend block them for a full month as a ‘hard boundary’ while having a nice Christmas without you. I hope it was a hell of a holiday, because imagine coming back to THAT little oopsie of ‘oh shit, he actually blew his brains out while I was protecting my mentuls’

Middle aged? Wasn't he like 30? Still got to be very depressing to already have like 4 DUIs at that age on top of everything

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Still got to be very depressing to already have like 4 DUIs at that age on top of everything

Uhhhhhh, clearly

 

[Ponzo]

Ah, yes...
I love how Bogs looks at this:
Aaron, a drunk worse than Josh killed himself, probably while drunk. Cobe's solution? "If he had come to me for help I'd get him drunk."
Yes Josh, your life has been going great since you started drinking heavily, that is clearly the solution for all problems, specially alcoholism.

RIP, another homeboy leaves the Cobraverse for greener pastures.

Cobra has no idea how the world works. He says he never had the shakes like aaron had. I don't know Josh, maybe because you start drinking from the moment you wake up to the moment you pass out.
Josh has no clue why an alcoholic would kill themselves. Cobra has no pressure, his whole life is a long ass weekend. He doesn't have to worry about showing up to work drunk, he doesn't have to worry about his boss telling him hes fired if he shows up drunk one more time, he doesn't have to worry about a girlfriend or wife threatening to break up if he doesn't get better. He doesn't even have to worry about getting a DUI because he is too retarded to operate a motor vehicle.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Middle aged? Wasn't he like 30? Still got to be very depressing to already have like 4 DUIs at that age on top of everything

And he had a seizure problem, so he couldn't really drive in the first place... Casper, WY is probably even more depressing if you can't drive.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes turning a memorial video for a man who just committed suicide into yet another complain fest about his trolls and ex is a new low. TNWU.

 

[HiveDull]

RIP Homeboy Aaron. He was cool to Cobes and that's all you can really wish for.

Also, Cobes's tribute to Queen Liz, Tom Petty, Hugh Hefner, and his 9/11 stream where he cried were all over 2 hours. If this is what his eulogies are like, then we're just going to get a 20 minute video followed by a drink combo when Ozzy eventually kicks it.