Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Bogwater Rises]

I know cobes has always had a sore spot for bitesize and people here think that bitesize is starting to sour on cobes in return but I don't hold that against him if that's true

I'm having too much Boglim on the mind BUUUUT I don't fault Bitesize or others for souring on Cobes. The decline is real. I just don't really wanna watch people be bitter about a little retard online.

 

[Axiom.]

Why doesn't Cobes brush his teeth, is it the typical ODD Goth badboi shit where he wants to eat shit food and get munted?

ODD and he just wants to emulate the "rockstars" that he perceives as idols. Clint has said multiple times that getting Jord to brush his teeth was a chore because he would always fight back. Cobra also owns Ozzy's autobiography (I doubt he read it) and I read the same book a few years ago, and Ozzy was always explicitly intoxicated beyond belief or he would just be a smelly bum for fun.

It's just autistic fixation and ODD at the end of the day.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Some people are leaving really loving memorials :

 

[holoxaustdenier1488]

Boy got a 7 day ban. Can't imagine what group of people reported him..

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Boy got a 7 day ban.

If it's 7 days than it is definitely his first strike. As long as he does not get 2 more within 90 days he will avoid being perma'd and the content will continue.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

and all he had to do was fuck her in the ass to keep her. She cheated because Cobra thought it was gay to have anal sex with his girlfriend.

He's not wrong.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

EDIT: To answer my own question, yes apparently. It late stage gum disease, bleeding may stop altogether, on top of smoking reducing blood flow in the mouth.

something that shocks me is how even with his beyond fucked teeth he has somehow managed not to get an infection in the bone or anywhere that it can spread to the rest of his body. his constant drinking has to be saving him somehow or he is just so drunk most of the time now that he fails to even notice any symptoms.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

You’d be surprised how much abuse the human body can go through and keep on trucking. Ask a first responder or ER doc about the health of the local homeless. It will be tales of gaping wounds with exposed bones, maggots falling out, or fucking crazy drug use tales with the people simply walking out to continue until they pop-up 6 months with more issues — but still alive

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Wow, I didn't realize how big of a meanie Cobes is. Poor Karl Oligarch

 

[Wizard 1]

And somehow Jack Scalfani outlives them all.

All I know is DSP outlives both.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If it's 7 days than it is definitely his first strike. As long as he does not get 2 more within 90 days he will avoid being perma'd and the content will continue.

The weens and a-logs are working overtime on getting those next 2 strikes. And then they'll complain he's boring. Same old song and dance, toobz.

All he has to do is not slip up and say "faggot".

 

[lezbreal]

Boy got a 7 day ban. Can't imagine what group of people reported him..

Better not be trashd on a dink combow becauce af the You-toobz ban BOY

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Dear adorators, it is with great sorrow that I bring forth this terrible headline to you all.

It has come to my attention that the greatest minds of our generation, the executives working for the benefits of the Kentucky Fried Chicken company, otherwise know as KFC, have retired the scrumptious "Double Down" offering on their menus across our country.

This act leaves me full of grievance. I simply cannot fathom what made them take the harrowing decision to taketh the double down from their offerings. Words fail me.

What demon or spirit possessed the executive of the Kentucky Fried Chicken company to, so to speak, take away the double down? Only the circle gods may know their intentions...

I suppose I am not worthy to celebrate my 31st birthday with my father. Indeed, my father arrived at my dwelling and said 'you're too inebriated'.

And I was flabbergasted. Come again? I'll show you inebriated. Be-begone churl.

 

[triforce9001]

This most recent cobra vid really proves that his memory is like a goldfish. It's always been but it gets worse as time goes on.

Alcohol-related dementia is very much a real thing and it can occur already in your 30's if you drink heavily every day. People like that eventually end up in a nursing home because they cannot take care of themselves anymore.

 

[BallBuster II]

something that shocks me is how even with his beyond fucked teeth he has somehow managed not to get an infection in the bone or anywhere that it can spread to the rest of his body. his constant drinking has to be saving him somehow or he is just so drunk most of the time now that he fails to even notice any symptoms.

Chances are, he has infections and other issues. I will bet his pain tolerance is higher than you think. Gum pain is extremely sharp and biting, and if you deal with it long enough, mouth pain in general will feel mild at best.

He has pain and tooth sensitivity for the fragments that remain alive. Swelling, weak and loose teeth are all present. We can assume he has abscesses as well (his discolored and puffy gums are certainly abscesses), but the most telling sign again is the lack of blood. He 100% has advanced periodontitis. It's so late stage that it isn't curable, though once it progresses beyond gingivitis to early Periodontitis, it reaches a state of "you can only manage it, not reverse it" for the most part. He is well on his way to an infection in his jawbone. I can't stress it enough but tissue grafts and bone grafts are the only course of treatment to reversing the damage he has done. And even then, he would have to put himself on the most strict dental hygiene plan of brushing 3 times a day, flossing once if not twice a day, and gum/water picking after every single meal.

I really wish we had some dentist Kiwis on the forum to give us some more insight into the warped mouth of Cobes.

 

[I Frot The Law]

Wow, I didn't realize how big of a meanie Cobes is. Poor Karl Oligarch

Karl deserved it for being a faggot towards my boy

 

[Jobama]

OlIgarch is a pretty sick last name.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I suppose I am not worthy to celebrate my 31st birthday with my father. Indeed, my father arrived at my dwelling and said 'you're too inebriated'.

And I was flabbergasted. Come again? I'll show you inebriated. Be-begone churl.

Did such events than transpired truly happen?! I just clumsily spilled the entire fine shandy I HAAAAAAAADDDD! GAWD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! Because I had to move my gentleman's cane and my aforementioned COBRA CANE had to smack it off my writing desk! WANK OFF! As of now I only have but a tiny drop of my mixed beverage left and I GROW TIRED OF IT! I DESPISE HAVING POOR BALANCE AND COORDINATION! BUGGER OFF!

 

[stathom21]

If it's 7 days than it is definitely his first strike. As long as he does not get 2 more within 90 days he will avoid being perma'd and the content will continue.

Glass tapping is ruining the cobraverse. However people are allowed to report if it's warranted he keeps doxxing people. I think if he gets banned maybe it will be a wakeup call, then he will be forced to make the content slightly better by streaming on facebook and actually put time into Donations and patreon. These pre-recorded vids suck ass

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Is there any smoothbrain in the Facebook group taking credit for the suspension yet?