🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jobama said:
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This is really well done. It seems like the turning point for Josh's teeth was like 2018/2019. This also interestingly lines up almost exactly with when he went full into alcoholism. Pre 2018 Josh could not usually afford to be drunk every single day so he had to take breaks. The tooth decline from then on was very rapid. Like shockingly so.
 
Agares said:
And they even used this thread's speculation on the mysterious sandwich clink from a couple months ago. There was a lot of debate on if that was a tooth or a piece of chip. TWU doodt.
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I'll be honest, while I agree it's more likely it was a chip.. the SOUND was so fucked up.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This is really well done. It seems like the turning point for Josh's teeth was like 2018/2019. This also interestingly lines up almost exactly with when he went full into alcoholism. Pre 2018 Josh could not usually afford to be drunk every single day so he had to take breaks. The tooth decline from then on was very rapid. Like shockingly so.
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The start of the "Gothic cowboy from Hell" era is the beginning of the decline.
 
PetiteFeet said:
I'll be honest, while I agree it's more likely it was a chip.. the SOUND was so fucked up.
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And that is the power of your mind. It was definitely a chip, and had no one ever said "it was his tooth", your mind wouldn't create the imagery and possibility that it was tooth, making you wince and twinge in both disgust and horror. If the mention of it possibly being his tooth had not been brought up, that sound would not have been a second thought to most of us.

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Sicko Hunter said:
This is really well done. It seems like the turning point for Josh's teeth was like 2018/2019. This also interestingly lines up almost exactly with when he went full into alcoholism. Pre 2018 Josh could not usually afford to be drunk every single day so he had to take breaks. The tooth decline from then on was very rapid. Like shockingly so.
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Agreed. Really well done and I think 2019 was the real start of the mouth degrade. He keeps thinking that simply brushing was going to fix his problem. I never realized how often he talked about his teeth, and how he never mentioned flossing. Had he started flossing a few times a week even in 2020, his mouth would be probably be about 75% healthier.
 
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Law said:
Doesn't honey have god-tier antibacterial properties?
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It does, along with its sheer sugar content acting as a preservative. It spoils by coming into contact with water which dilutes it and allows microorganisms to grow (as well as yeast, for mead making).

Similarly, eating honey would dilute it causing it to just be food for the bacteria in your mouth.
 
somevan712 said:
It's a mix between:
- "I'm an adult, so don't fucking tell me to brush my teeth TROLL (aka Dad)"
- His teeth are too rotten and damaged, so toothpaste hurts him severely. There's a clip in one of @SeizureRobot5000's videos, the favorite moments' Snake Bones episode, I believe, where Cobra is in his first apartment and brushes his teeth with Crest 3D White for money, and he shows a pained expression.
- He's too lazy to put in the effort. Similar to his lack of bathing and laundry.
- He sees no reason to exert effort since it doesn't significantly affect his daily life. He can barely eat food and drink alcohol without struggling, but it's just enough for him to be content.
- He still gets of age, alive, non-related, consenting, and biologically female pussy, even with his bog mouth, so who cares. When Seizure was talking about Cobra's teeth in one of his videos, the question, "If Cobra's teeth keep women away, why doesn't Cobra brush them?" came up. With the NAL saga, we can safely say it doesn't keep all the women away.

He's also said he takes full responsibility for his teeth and accepts he might need dentures at some point. He's already accepted his fate. He won't be paying for them anyway, so it's not like he has to worry about the monetary cost.
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I hope Homedad shells out 5k for dentures and he has a period of like…a whole year where he randomly smiles to show them off, not aware he said some retarded shit prior.
 
'Ole Dente said:
I hope Homedad shells out 5k for dentures and he has a period of like…a whole year where he randomly smiles to show them off, not aware he said some retarded shit prior.
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Putting Dentures in Cobes mouth as is, would be like putting brand new tires on a car that has no floors, rocker panels, strut towers or frame rails because they rotted out from rust completely.
 
It will probably be $5000 for the bone grafts alone, after insurance. I hope Homedad Clint is ready to pony up!

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Cadaver bone grafts are goth af toobz twu
 
BallBuster II said:
Putting Dentures in Cobes mouth as is, would be like putting brand new tires on a car that has no floors, rocker panels, strut towers or frame rails because they rotted out from rust completely.
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Lots of dads have project cars that never get built, they’re just pieces of shit that hang out in the garage that they occasionally order parts for.

Cobra is a project son. Clint got him new eyes a couple of years ago, he’s got a new house this year, I suspect new teeth or new hair sometime this year.
 
Medicaid usually pays for extractions and dentures. If they have to yank them all, it's going to be like Cool Taste's fate where he will struggle with a cheap pair of dentures that don't fit well. Grondyke better formulate a Bond pheromone tactical denture paste.
 
BallBuster II said:
Putting Dentures in Cobes mouth as is, would be like putting brand new tires on a car that has no floors, rocker panels, strut towers or frame rails because they rotted out from rust completely.
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I will take a rusted out shitbox driver with proper tires that drives normally in the snow over a retard with a new range Rover that drives 20mph cuz we have flurries..... But none of that is relevant, let my boy drive 95mph on bald tires in a blizzard, he's got this, you don't.
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
It will probably be $5000 for the bone grafts alone, after insurance. I hope Homedad Clint is ready to pony up!

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You think he'd just drive him to Canada and have him euthanized, like what people do when they realize they can't afford the cancer treatment for their dog/cat, and they have to choose that route?

Edit: Even better, you'd think we'd get graced with a retarded Facebook post afterwards? One along the lines of Clint stating he was taking Cobes to the dentist and when they got there, Cobra ran away into the night, and he's been missing ever since. The family thinks he probably burrowed into the ground for winter and will back in the summer when the ground warms up.
 
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