Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Retarded Gangstalker]

The amazing thing is knowing that Josh and Jessica wouldn't have been able to enjoy a bucket of chicken together without a screaming match. Warlord is more sane and rational than Jessica.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Jesus christ Warlord is grotesque. A truly zero-effort troonout.

I remember everybody was talking about how he was just lying and didn’t really do it. Well; what do you have to say now? Did you see the bounce on those things!? That ain’t tissue paper in a bra they got weight to em.

How long until we get a frontal nude look at his warheads? I bet Museum Privilege already has a whole collection of titty pics.

Warlord is my favorite cobraverse cast member now this is genuine fucking absurdity you can’t make this shit up

 

[Cecil Harvey]

The amazing thing is knowing that Josh and Jessica wouldn't have been able to enjoy a bucket of chicken together without a screaming match.

"Jawwwwshie I wanted the REGULAR CHICKEN, not the extra crispyyyyyy!"

"JESSICA, IF YOU WOULD HAVE LET ME FINISHED TALKING EARLIER YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN I WAS ORDERING EXTRA CRISPY, WHY ARE THERE DOUBLE STANDARDS WHEN IT COMES TO MEN ORDERING FOOD, I JUST WANT TO POST THIS FOOD REVIEW IN PEACE."

"JAWSHIE THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAAAAID! Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU NEVER LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE!!"

 

[stathom21]

Is this the Sasha Saga or Warlord Saga? Need a good name since he will be at josh's place for a while

 

[Slim Boglim]

Is this the Sasha Saga or Warlord Saga? Need a good name since he will be at josh's place for a while

The Titty Era

Edit to avoid double post: this video is fucking kino. Just two dudes, one with large out of place bosoms, eating chicken and slurpin gravy between moans and gasps. Even without warlords warheads the video would be incredibly unintentionally homoerotic. Look at the way they stand across one another taking turns dunking their drumsticks into gravy and slurping em down the sexual tension is off the charts

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Meh, at this point due to the many years i've been on the internet. I'll look at Warlord's tits and do this.

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is straight up pornographic

Cobra filming POV
Warlord sticking a chicken drumstick, a globule of gravy glistening on the tip, in his mouth and moaning
Cobra zooming in for the closeup “oh look at that chicken action that is sexy”

 

[stathom21]

"You got a kick in the back of your throat well obviously if you're big enough daddy"
"Now if I'm gagging on that shit you know you're big"
"I'm sorry walter I don't gag on my toothbrush"
The Titty Era has begun.

 

[RollingRock2]

I honestly did not believe Warlord got breast implants for a second. I figured he was just wearing a stuffed bra. He is such a freak.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Warlord is packing chicken cutlets for the KFC video.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

You can't deny that Josh and Warlord aren't fucking.

Sicko shit.

 

[wenttobermuda]

This thread gets bleaker and bleaker.

Not cool. That's someone's dad.

 

[Doxmatix]

I know I shouldn't be surprised but is this unwashed man, with a full beard and moustache, genuinely saying he has transitioned?

This has to be a joke and he's just embarrassed about his moobs, and instead of laying off the KFC he's doubling down (they brought it back) on his tits being intentional?

 

[Dill]

 

[RollingRock2]

I know I shouldn't be surprised but is this unwashed man, with a full beard and moustache, genuinely saying he has transitioned?
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This has to be a joke and he's just embarrassed about his moobs, and instead of laying off the KFC he's doubling down (they brought it back) on his tits being intentional?

I don't think Warlord is capable of being embarrassed.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Not cool. That's someone's dad.

Who is? The chicken?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

She says they're double C's... whatever that means

it means she's beautiful

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

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Are the Wartits implants or an apparatus of some kind? I'm not sure which is weirder.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Who is? The chicken?

Warlord has reproduced. To the detriment of all mankind.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

She says they're double C's... whatever that means

She? Nigger please. Even if you are the most pozzed reddit chungus heckin wholesomerino SJW tranny defender how can you look at that degenerate hairy sex pest meth-pole smoking monstrosity and address it as a female. If you genuinely believe that please start streaming your food hack recipes because you're definitely retarded.