Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Slim Boglim said:
It’s equal parts hilarious and tragic.
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POV me as I read on KiwiFarms how trannies fucked up some other thing I used to love.
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One of the funniest traits of Cobes is just how unknowingly selfish he is. Will eat a pizza in front of his homeless friend and not even pick up cues in his miserable he is — or hungry he looks.

Or will rant about how doesn’t care about sauce sandwich but sure in fuck doesn’t want anyone else to eat it.

One of the reasons I’m amazed people get pissy when he does some selfish shit. Where in his history has he ever been kind for non-self serving reasons?
 
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My favourite Warmload moment has to be during the wand apprentice arc and Cobes "tested" the strength of Warlord's wand, snapping it in half, talking about the craftmanship and the magic being poured into the product. The way he kept talking up his own dark powers and his dank wandmaking and in the same breath just utterly destroying Warlord verbally.
I miss the juan making. I can't believe I miss watching the poorly painted sticks being a thing Josh made. I don't even need the lathed wands, the "natural" sticks were charming.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
The way Warlord sits there like a dog that got kicked in the ribs as he holds an empty paper plate, watching on as cobra, with an entire large pizza sitting in his lap, stuffs his face, and gushes about how delicious it is lives rent free in my mind. It’s equal parts hilarious and tragic.
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Holy shit him being only half in the frame with his little plate as he seethes is beautiful. He's like a stray dog hoping you leave him the crust at least.
 
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Grift Garrison said:
My favorite piece of Warlore is the time Cobes made him his wand making apprentice and they were going to go half on a project that required $10 of material. Warlord said he would be able to come up with his $5 in a few days.
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I remember when Warlord brought Cobra an old cigar box specifically for the shop, specifically to sell and split the profits on….and Cobra just sold it and never told Warlord.

Someone sent in a TTS while Warlord was there, called Cobra out on his shit and he just didn’t even know what to say about it lolol
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Just two dudes, one with large out of place bosoms, eating chicken and slurpin gravy between moans and gasps. Even without warlords warheads the video would be incredibly unintentionally homoerotic. Look at the way they stand across one another taking turns dunking their drumsticks into gravy and slurping em down the sexual tension is off the charts
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Just two dudes aside, it looked like 2 or 3 times, Warlord was flirting with or feeling out if Cobes was receptive to his sultry seduction attempts. Cobes seemed abnormally hip to it, the jig was up. Cobra tried hard so as not to feed into the Wartit’s attempts even though his humor & mannerisms make it difficult at times for him to sound neutral.
Pascal's Wagie said:
Are the Wartits implants or an apparatus of some kind? I'm not sure which is weirder.
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The Blue Morpho said:
Titlord
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Warheads
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Wartits, Titlord, Warheads, so far I like Wartits best for him. For the record, I think he was wearing one of those prosthetic boob plates because his back had unnatural dimensions in certain frames of the KFC video.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Where in his history has he ever been kind for non-self serving reasons?
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He's usually pretty unselfish with his booze and food because he enjoys the company. Clint swears up and down that he'll give anyone the shirt off his back mentioning the time he let a bunch of homeless people stay over but I think that was just because IIRC his at the time GF invited them over and he despises conflict to the point of being a push-over.
 
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Anyone have a video of when WarmLoad was trying to apprentice for Cobra Craft Wands and Josh just fucking snaps his wand and tells him it's too fragile?
 
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