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I'd figure the boy's rampant smoking would have fried his taste buds long before his alcoholism.
He was baby bitch boy drinking for the longest time till he finally fell off the deep end and started guzzling like a man, but he was also smoking HARD and DIRTY the entire time.
You know goddamn well he doesn't own let alone use any pipe cleaners or ream out his pipes or salt & rum/everclear de ghost them, for fuck's sake he smokes sniped butts out of them (and cigarette tobacco out of a pipe is fucking wild and gross, even when it's clean shag). That's on top of all the constant packs of actual cigs, random cigars and whatever else he's smoking, he's gotta have permanent pipe tongue going on is what I'm getting at.
He actually reminds me of an elderly pipe smoker I knew back when I got into it, dude was a drunk and a massive racist/sexist/anything'ist, and had about 3 teeth in his head, and would just sit around and drink Coors and chain smoke the biggest filthiest pipe full of straight burley 24x7.
He looked like he was ailing health 80s but he was like late 50s early 60s? Super funny guy who'd say wild ass shit and was redpilled before it was even trending online as a meme, but that pipe was absolutely filthy: he'd only clean it when it got too wet to smoke. I'd imagine Cobes is about the same when it comes to smoker hygiene.
The reason I bring that all up, is that dude couldn't taste fucking anything, and would grind pepper onto every and everything he ate (also huge globs of butter now that I think about it so that's another similarity), just comical pyramids of it. I kind of hope that if the Dark Lord can't clean up, he at least follows a similar path and ends up a weird hilarious old man.
He was baby bitch boy drinking for the longest time till he finally fell off the deep end and started guzzling like a man, but he was also smoking HARD and DIRTY the entire time.
You know goddamn well he doesn't own let alone use any pipe cleaners or ream out his pipes or salt & rum/everclear de ghost them, for fuck's sake he smokes sniped butts out of them (and cigarette tobacco out of a pipe is fucking wild and gross, even when it's clean shag). That's on top of all the constant packs of actual cigs, random cigars and whatever else he's smoking, he's gotta have permanent pipe tongue going on is what I'm getting at.
He actually reminds me of an elderly pipe smoker I knew back when I got into it, dude was a drunk and a massive racist/sexist/anything'ist, and had about 3 teeth in his head, and would just sit around and drink Coors and chain smoke the biggest filthiest pipe full of straight burley 24x7.
He looked like he was ailing health 80s but he was like late 50s early 60s? Super funny guy who'd say wild ass shit and was redpilled before it was even trending online as a meme, but that pipe was absolutely filthy: he'd only clean it when it got too wet to smoke. I'd imagine Cobes is about the same when it comes to smoker hygiene.
The reason I bring that all up, is that dude couldn't taste fucking anything, and would grind pepper onto every and everything he ate (also huge globs of butter now that I think about it so that's another similarity), just comical pyramids of it. I kind of hope that if the Dark Lord can't clean up, he at least follows a similar path and ends up a weird hilarious old man.
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