🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Cheap vodka handle arc is concerning

I've always loved that in boglimese "a splash of" translates into a long pour, followed up by a pause, and then another splash of whatever on top of what's already poured.

 

[FatPrickTomlinson]

Realistically how many shots per 24 hours you think cobes drinks? 12? 16? Sometimes 18-20? ^That one drink (plus top off) is like 4 shots in just one drink caaambo id estimate. Theres roughly 40 shots per handle. If hes killing a handle every 2-3 days its gotta be around 15 a day at least, when hes not in the negative

 

[Gothic Tooth Decay]

Here is Cobra's little Siri freak-out from yesterday for anyone who hasn't seen it:

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

Here is Cobra's little Siri freak-out from yesterday for anyone who hasn't seen it:

Going to go out on a limb and guess in the next few videos we get another "I need to work on my temper" speech.

 

[Fortyone]

So apparently NAL got obsessed with willo davis, called his family and contacts and basically got him to delete all his cobra "coverage" (and videos in general). He always came across as a complete soyboy so I'm not surprised.

Makes you think of what kind of work she did to get the reddit taken down, I'm of the opinion she's 100% to blame for it being removed. All she does all day is sit around obsessing about online content featuring her and Josh and how she can control it, it's like Ralph except somehow worse. Almost makes me wonder if she had anything to do with krystal disappearing again.

 

[mars]

Here is Cobra's little Siri freak-out from yesterday for anyone who hasn't seen it:

He's been having this problem for years. The Mountain Lightning review is gold.

 

[curbside2]

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Cobes 100% in the moral right here TWU

 

[AnOminous]

So apparently NAL got obsessed with willo davis, called his family and contacts and basically got him to delete all his cobra "coverage" (and videos in general). He always came across as a complete soyboy so I'm not surprised.

Makes you think of what kind of work she did to get the reddit taken down, I'm of the opinion she's 100% to blame for it being removed.

She threatened to suck their dicks.

 

[lebean]

Thank you for that news; would've never known otherwise.

So apparently NAL got obsessed with willo davis, called his family and contacts and basically got him to delete all his cobra "coverage" (and videos in general). He always came across as a complete soyboy so I'm not surprised.

Makes you think of what kind of work she did to get the reddit taken down, I'm of the opinion she's 100% to blame for it being removed. All she does all day is sit around obsessing about online content featuring her and Josh and how she can control it, it's like Ralph except somehow worse. Almost makes me wonder if she had anything to do with krystal disappearing again.

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That's insane. Why take just him down instead of Bite-sized or Boglim Chronicles?

I guess this is what happens when you insert yourself, your face, and life into the lolcow and schizo/psychosphere.

Easy target for NAL.

I bet she went even more aggressive harassing Willo's girlfriend, and I still can't believe he deleted 3-4 years of footage and livestreams. No videos other than from his secondary channel. She must have went full gorgon.

Better find a new source of income, boy.

 

[Statix_Shark]

To get the thread back on track, do you guys think Clint should put Cobes in a group home?

I think Clunt should put the Double Down in a group home.

 

[salvuserit]

2 hour long shirtless video TWU

Thats so sweet of him for fathers day dedication

 

[ASeabear8952]

So apparently NAL got obsessed with willo davis, called his family and contacts and basically got him to delete all his cobra "coverage" (and videos in general). He always came across as a complete soyboy so I'm not surprised.

Makes you think of what kind of work she did to get the reddit taken down, I'm of the opinion she's 100% to blame for it being removed. All she does all day is sit around obsessing about online content featuring her and Josh and how she can control it, it's like Ralph except somehow worse. Almost makes me wonder if she had anything to do with krystal disappearing again.

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I would fucking kill to see her and Tar Man go at it.

 

[Fortyone]

Thank you for that news; would've never known otherwise.

That's insane. Why take just him down instead of Bite-sized or Boglim Chronicles?

I guess this is what happens when you insert yourself, your face, and life into the lolcow and schizo/psychosphere.

Easy target for NAL.

I bet she went even more aggressive harassing Willo's girlfriend, and I still can't believe he deleted 3-4 years of footage and livestreams. No videos other than from his secondary channel. She must have went full gorgon.

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Better find a new source of income, boy.

because they mostly focused on the boy whereas willo always covered NAL when shit went south, including a recent release of bodycam footage (or just audio) from when the cops were called on her during the "I'm cleaning my face" incident. Interestingly the only time I can ever remember a seizurerobot5000 piece of media being struck down was when he covered NAL, he had streams where cobra's dick and balls were on display by accident that stayed up but he talks about NAL and his video is reported.

she probably spends all day obsessively reporting content, calling the cops, harassing people's relatives, digging for dirt and just being a shit stain on the cobraverse, thank god Josh dumped her. Imagine being so nasty that Josh Saunders, the most desperate retarded alcoholic in Casper Wyoming, doesn't even want you.

I would fucking kill to see her and Tar Man go at it.

They need to start dating ASAP and hopefully have an incident that makes the world a better place

 

[ThatGuyWithTheBashes]

Thank you for that news; would've never known otherwise.

That's insane. Why take just him down instead of Bite-sized or Boglim Chronicles?

I guess this is what happens when you insert yourself, your face, and life into the lolcow and schizo/psychosphere.

Easy target for NAL.

I bet she went even more aggressive harassing Willo's girlfriend, and I still can't believe he deleted 3-4 years of footage and livestreams. No videos other than from his secondary channel. She must have went full gorgon.

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Better find a new source of income, boy.

While I understand she'd probably post social media stuff, personal family pictures, calling family, etc. What else was she doing other than that? As much of a crazy bitch as she is, why don't they just report and block her? I don't personally think she's smart enough to know how to use multiple burner phones/programs, or even has the money for such. And after awhile you'd just ignore random DM's from her billion alt accounts that she probably made for this occasion. The police would eventually start ignoring her schizo reports in due time. I'm sure he just privated his videos till it dies down, still though bending a knee to NAL is just... wow

 

[somevan]

I guess this is what happens when you insert yourself, your face, and life into the lolcow and schizo/psychosphere.

They love the idea of grazing with the cows, until they step in shit.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

For fuck sakes the poor bottle didn’t even last a full 24 hours. Not to mention the handle of shitty gut rot vodka he goes through on a near constant basis. At this point if he were to lose access to alcohol it’s a very high likelihood that withdrawals would probably kill him without going to a detox center.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Interestingly the only time I can ever remember a seizurerobot5000 piece of media being struck down was when he covered NAL, he had streams where cobra's dick and balls were on display by accident that stayed up but he talks about NAL and his video is reported.

Seizure posted a great summary here:

After NAL appeared:
-The Cobra subreddit got deleted
-Bogchron received "privacy complaints" from youtube, forcing him to remove some odd NAL vids
-The NAL subreddit got deleted
-For the first time ever, one of my livestreams was flagged for sexual content and removed
-My NAL neocities website was mysteriously removed

I can't prove she's responsible for any of the above (the bogchron one seems obvious), but there was certainly a major uptick in stuff getting destroyed once NAL entered the scene. There was a stream where after some liquor store clerk was supposedly condescending towards her, NAL pledged to abuse the store's customer service hotline/website until the person was fired. She's a spiteful crazed hag with nothing but free time, it would make complete sense if we found out she'd been reporting Josh since the breakup.


If you're going to be mad at retards (myself included) making edits/clips of your favorite internet people, then you will be mad for a very long time. It will forever be outside of your control.

 

[lebean]

While I understand she'd probably post social media stuff, personal family pictures, calling family, etc. What else was she doing other than that? As much of a crazy bitch as she is, why don't they just report and block her? I don't personally think she's smart enough to know how to use multiple burner phones/programs, or even has the money for such. And after awhile you'd just ignore random DM's from her billion alt accounts that she probably made for this occasion. The police would eventually start ignoring her schizo reports in due time. I'm sure he just privated his videos till it dies down, still though bending a knee to NAL is just... wow

Nothing like having a 41 year old clinically insane hag leaving (1) 31 missed calls and voicemails to your moms' real estate agency, (2) your Facebook or whatevers public, (2) your girlfriends' work place, (3) girlfriends social media comments or devices, and (4) probably a false New Jersey police report on file claiming abuse and harassment against your legal name of Willo J. Davis. . . Toobz. TWU.

 

[Statix_Shark]

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For fuck sakes the poor bottle didn’t even last a full 24 hours. Not to mention the handle of shitty gut rot vodka he goes through on a near constant basis. At this point if he were to lose access to alcohol it’s a very high likelihood that withdrawals would probably kill him without going to a detox center.

OT but Honey Jack is disgustingly sweet. Drank two of the bottles he's holding in a day, got the worst hangover.

 

[Detective Carey]

Looking all sweaty and discombobulated with that empty bottle, that's rough shit man.

I'm digging the grown out hobo wizard beard with the little Jaffar goatee look, like someone else said he totally does look like a lion with leukemia.

OT but Honey Jack is disgustingly sweet. Drank two of the bottles he's holding in a day, got the worst hangover.

I feel like all the various flavored Jacks are too sweet, the honey one, the cinnamon one, the apple one, I think there's a winter one too. At least the cinnamon one has a cool Fire Engine themed label.

I can't do Jack anymore, I feel like they changed something in it at some point. I remember it having a nice brown sugar after kick and being pretty decent even straight, but the last time I tried just straight Jack it felt like something was seriously off quality wise, way more bottom shelf tasting like someone just put brown food coloring and flavor in gasoline.