Kiwi Farms user "Null" suffers complications from being an international fugitive

[Looney Troons]

I have an AMEX Gold Card and it’s fantastic for points, not only toward airliners, in general.

 

[hauser]

why is null on the run?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

why is null on the run?

He's been targeted by an international cabal of furries, pedophiles, troons, braphogs, and furry pedo tranny braphogs. They've threatened to stuff him into a diaperfur suit, inject him with estrogen, and vore him.

Any sane person would flee from that.

 

[Distant Stare]

Oh yeah, buying a China phone, that will end well. I am sure that will be nice nice and secure.

You should consider making your own phone. Just a raspberry pi mini, a 4K LCD screen, a battery, and a flip phone. Mangle it all together into a nice brick and 3d print a case from shapeways.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Oh yeah, buying a China phone, that will end well. I am sure that will be nice nice and secure.

You should consider making your own phone. Just a raspberry pi mini, a 4K LCD screen, a battery, and a flip phone. Mangle it all together into a nice brick and 3d print a case from shapeways.

It's not like he's a Chinese dissident. He's got nothing to worry about from the Chink intelligence agencies.

 

[Dr. Troon]

AT&T accepts Bitcoin apparently.

Really? That's new to me.

 

[HumanHive]

Have you tried not being an international fugitive?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Sweet Jesus say you didnt make this thread.

 

[waffle]

Ultra moble is prepaid and claims to work in and let you call basically all of Europe.

 

[Floop]

I used to have an Android phone that turned out to be full of chink spyware.

 

[Troonos]

Good choice with T-Mobile. It never let me down when I lived in a former Soviet republic.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

You can't help yourself can you?

 

[j666]

You can't help yourself can you?

how is asking for advice not helping yourself

 

[byuu]

I used to have an Android phone that turned out to be full of chink spyware.

You can root and install Lineage on most Xiaomi phones if you're paranoid about spyware or if you just want to get rid of all the Google crap. Their official firmware is fine though.

 

[Distant Stare]

>Be @Null, 2031
>Escape from US
>Starting new life in China
>Just finished learning bug-speak
>Going to change name once get to China
>Get on plane to Hong Kong
>After years of doxing Josh is finally going to be home free
>halfway across pacific ocean
>"attention passengers"
>Jersh looks up from chink phone
>"Unfortunity, due to bad weather, I am afraid we will be arriving in Hong Kong one day late"
>dont really care, just have to wait a bit longer
>"Our plane will be making a stop in New Zealand until the weather clears"
>Suddenly look up from phone
>oh shit

Josh's Face when

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

It warms my heart knowing Dear Leader can ask for advice & four hours later a team of autists will have solved all his problems.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

It warms my heart knowing Dear Leader can ask for advice & four hours later a team of autists will have solved all his problems.

Not all of them.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

It saddens me to see so many kiwis buying with chink defective goods.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Oh yeah, buying a China phone, that will end well. I am sure that will be nice nice and secure.

>implying Xi Jiping gives a fuck about a place like KiwiFarms
Unless the chinks are desperate to datamine the personal info of mentally ill trannies I think we're pretty low on their list of priorities

 

[frankie muniz found dead]

Kiwi Farms user "Null" suffers complications from being an international fugitive